bold: bailey

italics: south

bold+italics: dani

underline: ansel

"I really need to pee. It's like there's a mouse jumping on my stomach."

"Um, TMI?"

"Sorry, but I dooooo need to peeeeeee."

"Apparently if you squeeze your little finger your need to pee will reduce... I think  I read it somewhere."

"Why were you reading about ways to not pee?"

"I wasn't! At least, I don't think so."

" 'You don't think so,' how reassuring. Can't believe I came on a road trip with a girl who probably has a mildly concerning search history."

"Probably? No, definitely. I accidentally read her recent searches once and I haven't touched her phone since."

"That is true, he hasn't."

"Really? It's that bad?"

"Yes."

"Can you read out your last five recent searches or something? I want to see if you live up to your reputation."

"Um... Okay? That's weird, but sure."

"Not weirder than your sEARCH hisTORY."

"Okay, uh... Here you go: 'What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way,' is the first."

"I'm already scared."

"Then. 'I feel like a pig sat on my head.' Oh, I remember this one! I think I drank too much coffee and I couldn't sleep that night. 'Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one.' 'How to make toast,' and–"

"You don't know how to make toast?!"

"I do now."

"...Wow."

"Okay, the last one– 'How to sneak into a zoo I want to kidnap a penguin.' Wait, I don't remember typing this..."

"And I don't remember a time before I heard your search history."

"No, I'm serious. I didn't look this up."

"Why are you looking at me? It wasn't me! I wasn't kidding when I said I hadn't touched your phone after that one time."

"HAHAHAHAHA."

"Was it you? Stop laughing, Dani! Oh my God. Why would you want to kidnap a penguin?"

"They're cute."

"Doesn't mean you kidnap them!"

"Yes, it does!"

"Does not!"

"YOUR 'HOLD-YOUR-FINGER' THING ISN'T WORKING I STILL NEED TO PEE HOW LONG TILL WE reACH?"

"Half an hour, maybe."

"THAT'S TOO LONG."

hello!!! it's been a while since i updated, oops. but i noticed that this story now has 8K READS (!!!) so i really felt like i had to update. it was fun looking for google searches to use for this tbh. this is the last 'road trip' chapter because they're going to reach now!! yay im v excited. also, fun fact: i went on a road trip last week it was fun

tysm to everyone who reads/comments/votes!

~vree