Hey guys it's me Dipper and this is my journal. My brother keeps calling it a diary. Pfftt there two different things and everyone knows that. *crosses arms*.

Mabel: suuurrrreeee Dip

Dipper: MABEL GET OUT OF MY ROOM!! *throws a pillow at Mabel*

Mabel: *laughs* ok Dip! *walks out of room*

Dipper: *sighs* I need a life. Anyway you can also ask me stuff if ya want *shrugs*