Dipper: *poof* I AM ALIVE! WHAT IS THE SHIP THIS TIME?
Marco: the most horrible thing that has ever existed
Dipper: ME AND STEVEN?!?!??!!??!!?? First of all NO. Second of all STEVONNIE
Marco: and then there's also
Dipper: stop
Marco: Dipcifica
Dipper: NoOoO
Marco: YeEeS
Dipper: stahp
Marco: would you rather date Steven or Pacifica?
Dipper: well, given the choice I'd choose Pacifica
Marco: DIPCIFICA CONFIRMED