Shadowlight2784: *sigh* Oh boy... this outta be good.

Jordanwolfboy9743: *chuckles* I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that you mostly picked girls that were either huge tsunderes, edgelords, or kuuderes.

TheNintegaGuy: Heh, I wouldn't mind if one of them was all of the above combined.

Paimon shoots Nintega a strange look.

Paimon: How would that work?

Rosaria

Jordan shakes his head in amusement.

Jordanwolfboy9743: Of course. Of freaking course you'd pick her!

TheNintegaGuy: Let's see here. Cold like her Vision, tall woman, ignorant about her job most of the time... Yeah, it pretty much screams Shadow...

Shadowlight2784: Hey, for both of your information, she's deeper than all that. She has a lot of love for Mondstadt and the people. She just doesn't say it that often.

Paimon: Nor do you see her often really. You'll just find her snooping around Mondstadt wherever. It's like she wants to be hidden for more than just the Church... Though, she is kind of a trickster, so Paimon isn't too surprised either.

Keqing

TheNintegaGuy: If I'm being honest actually, I can see such excellent development and interactions that you two can have.

Jordanwolfboy9743: I think this, along with Rosaria, will be the best ones in terms of progressing your character.

He then lets a smirk grace his face.

Jordanwolfboy9743: And, of course... she's another tsundere~

TheNintegaGuy: A HUGE one at that~

Shadowlight2784: *blushes* Y-You guys keep saying that like it's a bad thing. I-I'm allowed to have a type, right? Also, with how much you love tsunderes, Nintega, you have no right to talk.

Nintega's smirk then lowered to a pouty frown as Paimon looked at him while shrugging her shoulders.

Paimon: He's got a point.

Yun Jin

Jordanwolfboy9743: *dramatic gasp* I KNEW IT!! I knew Shadow had a thing for poetry! Why else would he have Yun Jin on this list?!

TheNintegaGuy: *snicker* Beats me. Her makeup and hair? I mean it is what makes her stand out in her performances too.

Shadow just aims a deadpan glare at both of his friends.

Shadowlight2784: You guys are way too dense to see that underneath all of that poise and elegance is a girl who loves to enjoy any interests that she has, even if it doesn't exactly look like her style.

Paimon: Oh, that's right! Paimon remembers! Sometimes Yun Jin skips her shows to go and see some of Xinyan's performances. Who knew that someone like Yun Jin would like rock n' roll?

Shadowlight2784: *smirks* And that's exactly why you can't judge a book, especially this one by its cover.

However, the teasing didn't stop as Nintega and Jordan still had their smug smirks on their faces.

TheNintegaGuy: ...You talking about the book... or Yun Jin~?

Jordanwolfboy9743: *snicker* Let's be honest, I think he means both~

Kuki Shinobu

Jordan stares at her picture with a hand on his chin before coming to a logical conclusion.

Jordanwolfboy9743: ...It's the navel, isn't it? That's what attracts you to her?

TheNintegaGuy: Yeah, pure fanservice for you already, dude...

Shadowlight2784: *sigh* Again, she's deeper than looks! A strong young woman, a capable fighter, and skilled at getting the job done! Especially when it comes to bailing her gang out.

Paimon: At this point, people know her really well, so Paimon doesn't think that mask is that useful to her anymore.

Kujou Sara

Both Jordan and Nintega groaned upon seeing the General herself.

Jordanwolfboy9743: Really, Shadow? Did you have to pick her?

TheNintegaGuy: How can you possibly be able to charm such a stubborn and naive woman like her...?

Shadow rolls his eyes and looks away just as his cheeks turned pink.

Shadowlight2784: W-Well... I got Aria to love me, so...

Paimon: Hmm... Paimon still thinks this'll be a big challenge for you.

Candace

TheNintegaGuy: Huh... no wonder you made that dark skin girl comment earlier. *smirks* Seems like you've got a love for them too~

Shadowlight2784: *blushes* I-I was just making an observation! This is just pure coincidence!

Jordanwolfboy9743: Buddy... we got to choose them beforehand, so this... is the furthest thing from coincidence~

Paimon: There's no shame in admitting it, Shadow~

The three shared a laugh while Shadow rubbed his face with a sigh.

Shadowlight2784: Ugh... kill me.

Layla

Nintega suddenly yawns before falling forwards onto the floor and straight to sleep.

Jordanwolfboy9743: Woah! What's wrong with him?

Paimon: Paimon thinks he's been hanging out with Layla again. She tends to have that effect on people.

Shadowlight2784: W-Wait, they've been hanging out? I-I mean, that's cool! What do I care?!

Both Jordan and Paimon stared back, unconvinced.

Jordanwolfboy9743: Something you wanna tell us, pal?

Shadowlight2784: N-No. Of course not!

Paimon: Paimon believes that someone's a little jealous~

Shadowlight2784: W-Why would I be jealous over a girl as cu- u-uhh... as CURIOUS as her?!

Jordanwolfboy9743: *sarcasm* Nice save there, bud.

Lynette

Jordanwolfboy9743: Huh. Both an antisocial shut-in AND a neko girl? Seems like this one's the PURRfect package deal for you, buddy.

TheNintegaGuy: Not to mention, she talks like she's a robot or an A.I.

Hearing Nintega say both of those words causes Jordan and Nintega to slowly get sly smirks on their faces before turning towards Shadow as they both know how much Shadow loves using A.I. Shadow looks at his friends before deciding to look straight ahead with a blank expression on his face.

Shadowlight2784: Entering Standby Mode due to not wanting to deal with excessive BS and embarrassment.

Hearing that made Paimon raise an eyebrow as she floats over to Shadow while waving a hand in front of him.

Paimon: Umm... are you okay, Shadow?

Shadowlight2784: ...

He doesn't respond, but instead continues to look ahead.

Paimon: Is... Is he broken?

Jordanwolfboy9743: *chuckles* In this case, he might as well be, BOT I can't be too sure.

TheNintegaGuy: *groans* TWO puns in one session, REALLY?!

Clorinde

Nintega sported an unsurprised look as he slowly turned it towards Jordan who also had a similar expression.

TheNintegaGuy: Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately imagined Shadow and this woman together the moment I saw her in the teaser trailer for Fontaine.

Jordanwolfboy9743: Nope... you ain't the only one.

Shadowlight2784: ...Do you guys always expect me to be dating the coldest of characters in a game?

Jordanwolfboy9743: Hmm... Well, let's see here... You give off an edgy appearance...

TheNintegaGuy: You yourself can be extremely blunt at times...

Paimon: You have one of the saddest backstories...

Shadowlight2784: I don't even have a backstory...

Paimon: And that's what's sad about it..

TheNintegaGuy: And out of the three of us, you're the quietest. Shall we go on?

Rubbing his face, Shadow lets out a groan.

Shadowlight2784: Note to self: spend more time on A.I. than with these three for at least a month. 

The camera cuts to the next scene as the three are shown again.

Shadowlight2784: Okay, have we finally gotten through the embarrassing part already?

TheNintegaGuy: Yeah... It's FINALLY done... Well... almost since this is up to Sumeru and Fontaine, along with other regions are yet to come out soon...

Jordanwolfboy9743: S-So... in other words... this list will be updated at some point?

TheNintegaGuy: Yes... Which is both fortunate and unfortunate at the same time.

Paimon: Paimon has a question though. Why wasn't Lumine on the list for any of you?

TheNintegaGuy: That's because she's the protagonist of Genshin Impact and considering that there's three of us... It wouldn't exactly be fair.

Jordanwolfboy9743: So, sadly, she won't be on any of our harem lists.

Shadowlight2784: Which is good honestly because I mean... This group can't have too much testosterone, right?

Nintega and Jordan sweatdropped from Shadow saying that.

TheNintegaGuy: Well, I mean... Do you have to say it like that?

Shadowlight2784: Hey, we're creating balance... as all things should be.

He smirks at Jordan who just playfully rolled his eyes.

Jordanwolfboy9743: So uh... I guess that's it as far as the Author's Notes goes for now.

Shadowlight2784: Seems that way. Not like we can showcase anything else besides what was above.

Nintega then put a finger on his chin before one more thing came to mind.

TheNintegaGuy: Well... there is one more thing. A quick disclaimer.

He then looks over towards Paimon.

TheNintegaGuy: Why don't you do the honors... emergency food~?

Paimon's cheeks puff out and she stomps the air before crossing her arms.

Paimon: Paimon. Is not! EMERGENCY FOOD!!!

TheNintegaGuy: *chuckles* Love you too~

Paimon shakes her head before turning towards the camera to give out the final disclaimer.

Paimon: Anyways... This story is a work of fiction. Paimon along with Lumine and all of the characters used in this book belong to Mihoyo. Any content that Nintega, Jordan, and Shadow use besides their own belong to their respective owners.

Jordan's phone then vibrates and he checks to see that he got a message. What he sees makes him groan and he facepalms.

Jordanwolfboy9743: No! There will not be lemon scenes in this, so stop asking already!

Shadowlight2784: The best that we'll do is show fan-service, but other than that, this book is rated T for Teen.

TheNintegaGuy: Well, I wouldn't say that there's "no" lemon scenes, per say. You know those scenes in movies and TV shows that have characters almost do the deed before cutting away from them? Well... *blushes* this story will have a ton of those. B-But don't worry, we make them work. It's still a story meant for teenage audiences and up.

One particular sentence in that made Shadow smirk again and he aimed it at Nintega while thumbing over his shoulder at Jordan.

Shadowlight2784: You mean he makes them work, right? Since most of them are his ideas.

Jordanwolfboy9743: *blushes* T-That's not true! Nintega's come up with a few of his own too!

TheNintegaGuy: *blushes* Wh-What?! D-Did not!! It was all you!

Shadowlight2784: Even the ones for Mona and Eula~?

Nintega freezes up from that question as he stood with a beet red face with steam coming from his head from how embarrassed he was becoming. He looked back and forth before sprinting out of the studio.

TheNintegaGuy: Th-That's uh... I'll be right back!

Jordan and Shadow started snickering while Paimon deadpans at them before looking at the camera and shrugging her shoulders.

Paimon: All that Paimon can say is that you readers are in for one wild ride in this story... You won't be disappointed at all...

She then smiles and waves at the camera.

Paimon: Though Paimon hopes you all enjoy the story as it starts right about now!

With a twirl, she flies up and disappears just as Jordan and Shadow start to laugh hysterically at Nintega's behavior.