Dear Valentine's Day,

Please erase yourself from existence. I don't need a reminder every February on the 14th that love is confusing and sucks for me. Why must you exist? People can suck face any day. Why make it a holiday?

Anyway, Valentine's Day is cute and all, but it's pointless. You are pointless.

Good riddance, Valentine's Day.

Sincerely,
Your Biggest Hater