Please just appreciate the video I put at the top. If some of you say We Are Number One is dead then stop being jealous toads and watch this because this is a DANK version. The 100%% top quality thumbnail has Illuminati, Doritos and Robbie Rotten come on you've got to watch it!(Sorry you're not jealous toads because I'm the worst Wattpad account in the universe and multi-verse (if you watch the Flash or something you'd get it)  but plz watch it and don't forget to vote on this chapter and every other chapter. PS: the youtube vid has Snoop Dogg in so now you've got to click ;))   

Everyone was awaiting the results of the elections. Even Snap Pot Guy broke into someone's back garden and was looking at the results through their window. (ofc he brought along 4 multi-packs of snap pots). Hillary had this in the bag but then the results were shown. Donald won but instead of congratulating him, people checked their phones for Simpsons conspiracy theories.

(Btw that's fucking creepy if you think about it)

Hillary pretended to be more disappointed than she actually was. She thought back to when she last spoke to Ainsley 'So he was right,' she said to herself. Maybe Hillary should let Ainsley continue instead of torturing him by almost breaking his spices ;-;. However, Donald was the one who actually killed him. See Donald cared about her since day one. Hillary stood up to make her speech. She meant every word since she loved Donald so finding words to say wasn't hard for her.

Ainsley Guy was also having flashbacks of when he was almost killed. Tbh he missed Felix but there was no going back when he became Ainsley The Psychic Bitch. He hated Hillary (such alliteration :3) for what she almost did to his spices and he also hated Donald for sending Kermit to kill him. Of course he won but Kermit's body doesn't have Ainsley's trademark smile. (Satan told him his own body will be ready in 69 days :)) This is why Ainsley had to kill them both. 

Donald listened to Hillary's speech and smiled but now it was his turn. He started off as usual 'Hello fellow Americans.' then all of a sudden he didn't need Michelle Obama's quotes any more, he knew (for once) what he wanted to say. Donald continued, 'Thank you all for voting and remember this: we didn't win because 'Hillary sucks'. She doesn't because she worked her ass off to do this, I should know. We won because WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!' Everyone cheered. Snap Pot  Guy was the first to cheer but Rent-a-bacon-flavoured-sandwich guy started blasting We Are Number One But Every Time It Gets More Dank  through his sandwich shaped speakers. His son (who sits on his head) danced along and in no time everyone sang along, even Ainsley Guy did (silently). Meanwhile Rent-a-bacon-flavoured-sandwich guy got major business from his unique idea of renting sandwiches. You know for vidcon and comic con ofc. 

After that dank sing-a-long Ainsley Guy focused on his mission. He promised to kill Donald and Hillary and when he makes a promise he never goes back on his word BELIEVE IT! (sorry not sorry another Naruto reference :3) Ainsley Guy came here prepared so his mission should be quick. He was think of quick scoping them. If you asked him why he would simply say 'Cuz I'm rank 69 on Overwatch BITCHES!!!'

(I'm rank 95 but plz don't tell Ainsley that >.<)

So there Ainsley Guy was in perfect position to snipe. Would he succeed? Even he didn't know but either way someone was going to get quick scoped today...