'You've been expecting me haven't you?' Ainsley asked in a creepy voice, 'No worries its $9.99 for the reading of your future!' Since Hillary was a valued visitor Ainsley reduced the price to $15.69. I still don't know why people call him a bitch. Hillary sat down on the mat while Ainsley started to tell her future. 'From the power of Satan and the 666, I will read Hillary Trump...I mean uhhhh... Hillary Clinton's FUTURE!!!' He yelled.

So Ainsley began. Hillary intently listened she wanted the truth. Ainsley said that Hillary does love Trump and she should look out for things he does. He also added 'Um before you go...Donald's gonna win the election. But keep quiet about it you still need to put up a fight.' Hillary looked stunned. Why him? Sure she liked him but she wanted to win that election. She let Bill cheat on her for her opportunity!

But Donald, the man with casinos, was going to win OVER HER? Over her dead body she thought but then stopped laughing cuz that joke is too real. Ainsley looked at her closely, to sense her anger. He thought she was fine. BIG MISTAKE. All it took was Ainsley asking 'OK, that's $15.69 please, thanks ^-^.' Hillary stared at him Ainsley could tell. This Hillary was going savage :o. He ran to the other side of the room praying for his life and that his spices weren't ruined. His spices are the thing that makes him immortal and any used to the 666 organisation.

'You can take anything, but please NOT THE SPICES!! ;-;' Ainsley cried. Hillary kept chanting, he's gonna be president, he's gonna be president. NO! I WILL KILL HIM!!!!!' With a full battle cry, she started tearing down Ainsley's new, nice home. Then Hillary got to the spices. 'I'm sorry Ainsley, but this isn't worth $15.69.' she said. Ainsley cried with his head in his hands, mourning for his spices. Oh well, he just needs to go back to Wall Mart. :)

In 20 seconds, Ainsley's whole house was destroyed. He just knelt down shocked by all the debris. Hillary however was drawing closer to him. People did nothing because they thought this was just those random, crazy scene for acting on the street. Or that there was going to be a public sex scene in a few seconds. Which is why everyone was walking fast to avoid it. Well, everyone except the horny freaks sitting by the river. Legit Sanic might have not been able to keep up.

(Btw the 3 fastest people in the universe are)

1# Sanic

2# Naruto

3# Slippy (yep he's fast)

(The flash is 4th)

Hillary was walking even closer to Ainsley and she started to reach for his neck. Ainsley tried to back away, disgusted and praying for what Hillary might do. As she edged near to him he said, 'OH MY WHAT THE FU-'