Raemi's point of view

Shawty:
I think I messed up

Me:
Happy late self realisation

Shawty:
What?

Me:
Whatever you have done
wrong, you must have REALIzED
late that you're chatting about it
to a random stranger instead of
APOLOGISING TO WHOM you've
done wrong

Shawty:

Damn, what got in your balls

Me:
I don't have balls.

Shawty:
My mistake

What got in your pussy

I think nothing that's why
you're so sour and salty

Me:

Not funny, didn't laugh

Shawty:

I'm genuinely wondering what's
wrong with you right now

Me:
Us

Shawty:
What?

Me:
Tell me why you messaged
me, I'm busy atm

Shawty:
Wow, atp I don't even want
to message you

Me:
Then leave

Shawty:
Wow

...

You really want me to leave?

Me:
I believe I said it clearly

Shawty:
Get fucked

Me:
I will, thank you for your advice

Shawty:
Unbelievable and insufferable

Me:
Learnt from you

Shawty:
Fuck you

Me:
You can't

Shawty:
What got in your pants

You're not you

Me:
You talk like you know me well

Shawty:
I know you enough to tell
something is very wrong with
you

Me:
Amazing observation

Shawty:
Can you stop being a bitch
for a second?

Me:
Can you?

Shawty:
IM LITERALLY NICEST
WITH YOU

Me:
Apparently not

Shawty:
Okay I'm so fucking
confused

Me:
No you're just dumb

Shawty:
Okay, how about we both stop
being bitch to each other

Can we do that?

Me:
I don't know, can you?

Shawty:
Raemi I feel like I could
kill you right now

Me:
Us

Shawty:
WHAT DID I DO?

Me:
Nothing

Shawty:
UGHHSELAALA

THE FRUSTRATION IM FEELING
RN

Me:
You deserved it

Shawty:
THAT'S IT IM BLOCKING YOU

Me:

Shawty:
I miss the Raemi I met

Me:
Should have appreciated it

Shawty:
At this point, I give up

Me:
Me too

Shawty:
Look, I get it you're angry on
someone. You're so pissed fuck
angry on them I can sense it in
your messages but that person
ain't me.

So instead of being angry on someone
who is not even aware what happened?
why are you angry? Who made you this
angry to lash out on your friend (if you
consider) that is not even single bit
aware of your personal life and what
happened to you on day to day basis,
angry on that person that disappointed
you or did wrong to you

I don't deserve you lashes and I don't
deserve your god awful treatment. I'm
not even aware why I'm getting this
treatment from a stranger I consider
my friend.

Me:
....

Shawty:
I hope that's the realisation hitting
you hard

Me:
Yes

You're technically right

You're not the person who did wrong
to me

You're the good version

Person*

I should be angry on him not
you

Shawty:
Happy late realisation

Me:
I'm sorry I lashed out

Shawty:
I don't accept your apology

Me:
What? I said sorry

Shawty:
Yeah, get fucked

I'll decide whether I accept
your apology I'm the one being
very wronged

Imagine your friend lashing out on
you and you're not even aware why
you're wondering what you did
wrong

Me:
I'm sorry

Shawty:
I feel so bad, I utilise my lunch
break on you

If I knew this conversation is
going to be like this I'd have
eat my food in peace

Me:
Hey

I'm genuinely sorry

It was childish of me

Shawty:
My break is ending I
need to leave

Me:
Good bye
Seen✓ 1:53 pm

***

I stared at the screen, feeling so awful while I was the person who was done wrong. By the same person I was talking to, yet felt so bad. 

Technically, it was the bad landlord version not the good internet friend version.

"Ugh!" I groaned and hid my face in my pillow after I flopped my phone somewhere on my bed. I was feeling the urge to scream, I was feeling so torn apart— one side there Park Jimin, my annoying jerk of landlord who constantly made my heart hammer (for a couple of weeks) and my mind hurt at how much of a cunt he can be, while being so hot. On the other hand, there was J (alias of Park Jimin) who was so cute. A little mean but overall sexy and nice to me. Who has done nothing but consider me as a good friend. 

And seeing how he generally behaved with everyone else but his children, I'd dare to say he likes me 3rd most in the world. He was really the nicest he has been with any person he probably has been ever since his girl left him. 

"Why is it so complicated?" I whined, rubbing my face. I was filled with so many mixed emotions for him.

Hate, guilt, anger and most dangerous of them all, attraction.

Hate and anger for how he treated me. Finally, when I felt like we were getting somewhere, finally getting promoted from being cunt of landlord to somewhat nice and friendly landlord he had to show he will be a cunt. I gulped, thinking about small moments we had, our awkward and weird moments in the living room, him hugging me while I cried my heart out, carrying me to my room when I sprained my ankle, and breakfast in the morning. And that asshole had to ruin everything we had, even if it was small, by shutting me.

I know for sure he's attracted to me, and I also know what factors are stopping him from acting on his attraction. I'm totally fine with it, take your time but he doesn't have to be a dick and cut me so rudely. I've a heart, and him stating we are just ‘landlord and paying guest’ hurt my feelings, so I decided to hurt his feelings the second he messaged me.

I was pissed, and when he messaged me I decided to lashed on him, knowing well that the guy is dumb as fuck and don't have a single clue that I'm the same person. 

His annoying paying guest and his nice (not so nice anymore) anonymous online friend.

His words hit me hard, the way he talked to me, letting me know my behavior hurt him a lot. When he told me he's not even aware, it hit me hard that he's clueless and he doesn't deserve this. J doesn't deserve it, Jimin does. The problem is, they both are the same person.

“Ahh!” I screamed in my pillow yet again. I was totally fucked, and in a fucked up position where I was not the smartest solider. “Shit, shit, shit.” I slammed my head in my soft pillow as the regret settled deep in my stomach. 

I can't be mean, I wonder how he does it on a daily basis. I wonder how he sleeps at night— wait he doesn't. No wonder.

“I feel like I need to make up to him.” I muttered. I sighed, looking at the phone my head began to work, thinking how I properly make up to J, and how do I fuck back Jimin.

***

Me:
Hi
Seen✓ 9:35 pm

Seen✓ 9:35 pm

Leaving me on seen?
Seen✓ 9:42 pm

Shawty:
Not right now

I'm busy

Me:
Okay
Seen✓ 9:53 pm

Me:
Free now?
Seen✓ 12:07 am

Shawty:
Yes

I'm free but I'll sleep soon

Me:
Okay

Shawty:
Please don't do this

Me:
I didn't even do anything

Shawty:
You're making it all awkward

Please don't do it

It doesn't suit you and I don't want
this all awkward and pathetic

Me:
Okay

Had your dinner?

Shawty:
Yes

It's is 12 am, of course
I did

Me:
With your paying guest?

Shawty:
No

She didn't join

Me:
Ohh

Why?

Shawty:
Wait why did you asked
if my paying guest joined or
not

Me:
I'm asking random question
trying not to make it awkward

Also, trying to get back once we
had but I feel like I ruined it all and
now I'm afraid we won't have bond
like before

Shawty:
One thing I've learnt from people
is they could, and will, hurt you if
you give them enough power

Me:
I respect your decision

If you wish not to talk to me again,
I respect your decision. I hurt you
and it's my mistake, it's okay J

Shawty:
It's okay, even though you hurt
me (a little) and I don't give
people to a chance to hurt me
again— I cut them off as soon
as possible but not you.

Because you're my only friend
right now and as pathetic as I
sound I don't want to lose you

Me:
J you're making me feel bad

Shawty:
Good

As you should

Me:
I wish I could hug you

Shawty:
Ew

I would not hug you back

Me:
Believe me, you will

Shawty:
In your dreams

Me:
I'm feel happy that you forgive
me and think of me as such an
important person in your life that
you can't afford to lose.

Shawty:
First of all, I've NOT forgiven you
and secondly, back then I used to
have multiple options. Duh, I was
popular and rich. Now, I'm poor,
full time employee and a dad of 2.
You have limited options when you're
old and poor

Me:
You're still handsome

Shawty:
Yeah well

Wait— how do you know?

Me:
Assumption + 6th sense

Shawty:
Okay ig

Now, we clear the air

Do tell me who and what
got your panties twisted

Me:
Such a good friend

Ready to listen what bother
me

Or you're just for the tea

Shawty:
Just for the tea that made
so angry and pissed that you
lashed out on someone innocent

Me:

Shawty:
I may be rude, but you're
the ruddest

Me:
Will you ever stop?

Shawty:
No

Now spill

Me:
Well, it's my landlord

Shawty:
I KNEW IT

THAT CUNT! SON OF
A BITCH

What did he do

Me:
He fucked me and got
me pregnant and now
he's not talking responsibility
of the children growing in
my belly

Shawty:

Wait what— CHILDREN?

Me:
Quadraplets

Shawty:
QUADRUPLETS!?? HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Me:
And he kicked me out, I'm on
the streets

Shawty:
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

Are you okay

Please tell me you're joking

Me:
I'm joking

Shawty:
Wtf RAEMI I WAS CONCERNED
FOR A MOMENT

Me:
There is no way I'd get pregnant
lmao

Shawty:
Slay with birth control

Always remember them
— advice

Me:
So my landlord

He gave me mix signals and
when I replied one of his signals
he very rudely and harshly (no,
professionally) cut me off

I was sad, I thought we were
progressing buy now I think
we are back at square one

I'm so confuse, what do I do
now?

Shawty:
Cut off his weenie

Me:
Amazing

But no

I was actually thinking about
how to fuck him, cutting of his
only good thing I assume, would
be buzz kill. My motive is to get
back to him in equally rude and
harsh way but keep his good thing
intact so I'm future I can use it for
my own benefit

Shawty:
Hmm

Punch his face

Me:
I also need to stay in his
house, I don't like to sleep
om streets

Shawty:
Punch in his face while you're
fake sleep walking

Me:
Something better

Shawty:
Kick his nuts

Me:
Thinking of sucking them later
so no

Shawty:
Kick his ass

Me:
Too bubble to be kicked

Shawty:
What the fuck do you want

Me:
I think when the time comes
I'll cut him off equally rude

Shawty:
Boohoo whore

Boring

You should do something fun

Hey, what color is his hair?

Me:
Black? Why do you ask

Shawty:
Bummer

If he had like blonde or light color you
could add dye in his shampoo
and voila, you've a clown

Me:
That's a good idea but it won't
work

Shawty:
Meh I gave up

You're just a simp

No wonder he cut
you off

Me:
Fuck you

Now, enough about me

You tell me what did
you mess up

Shawty:
Nothing new

It's about my paying guest

Me:
Oh

What about her?

Shawty:
Well— idk

We were making progress and
I guess I chicken out

Me:
Wow what a cunt

Shawty:
Ikr

She probably thinks the same

But oh it's okay

We can't afford progress because
at the end of the day we are roomer
and landlord, living with my 2 kids
besides I should focus on my kids
and not her

So many things telling me not to
go that way with my paying guest
but the attraction is too damn strong

Me:
Too complicated isn't it

Shawty:
Ikr

Me:
Quick question

If your paying guest wasn't your
paying guest would you fuck with
her

Shawty:
Fuck yes

Me:
Mr 8½ didn't even think twice
or hesitate to broke his celibacy 🙄

Shawty:
Believe me, if you'd have seen
her you wouldn't either

Me:
Damn you're royally fucked

Shawty:
Exactly

And it's not good

Not at all

It's a fucking torture

And most of all, I'm scared of
getting hurt again, so like it's
playing a big factor idky

Me:
That's actually so funny

I'm laughing rn

You deserve it

Shawty:

I hope somebody edge your
feelings wait— YOUR LANDLORD
ALREADY DID LMAO

how does it feel to get rejected?

Me:
How does it feel like living with
the fact that you will never be
able to fuck your roomer because
you have issues?

It's the mommy issues? No
wait, it's 'the mother of my
children left me' issues

Shawty:
Genuinely

Fuck you

Don't mention her again

Me:
Okay okay geez

So moral of the story
is, you want to fuck
your paying guest but
you're tooo pussy

Shawty:
Exactly

No NO WAIT

IM NO PUSSY

Me:
Whatever sails your boat

My advice will be same

Fuck her out of your system

Best solution so far

Shawty:
No.

Me:
THEN STOP giving her
mix signals just completed stop

Shawty:
I'm listening

Me:
Of course you are jerk

Shawty:
I think it's the best

I treat her like I used to and
soon everything will go to
normal

Me:
Delusional asshole

Shawty:
This is perfect

Me:
This is a recipe of disaster

Imagine if she tried to mirror
back your treatment

OMG

WTH J YOURE GENIUS

Shawty:
Huh

What!?

Me:
BE.  MEANER.

Shawty:
Okay

I will

I'm not getting your point tbh

Me:
Do whatever you want

Because I just had an
amazing idea how to
survive with my cunt
landlord

Shawty:
Amazing

So we both decided to be mean
with eo's problem

Amazing, we are genius (sarcasm)

Me:
It's fine until you want it
It's not fine when I want it

Shawty:
Sounds dumb tbh

Me:
🤷

Shawty:
Whatever

From tomorrow, I'll start
treating my paying guest
indifferently (or mean)

Me:
I'LL GIVE HIM TASTE OF HIs
own meds

Shawty:
Mission fuck the feelings on

Me:
You can't fuck your roomer
so now you fuck the feelings?

Shawty:

Me:

Meh

You're so dumb

Shawty:
You too

Me:
I'm so sleepy

Shawty:
Me too

Me:
Good night

Sleep well if you can

Who knows, it's your
last time sleeping peacefully

Shawty:
Good night to you too

Ramen

Me:

Good night

J(oker)
Seen✓ 3:45 am

***

A/N

Wth is this chapter idk 😭 I tried my best

Mission Fuck The Feeling, will they fuck the feelings or each other? Stay tuned.

Tbh they are going to eat other's throat (or face)

Poor Jimin. Poorer Raemi.

I really try to make them ENEMIES but these bitches are so strong.  Always end up going opposite than what I've plan.

QOTD: Is it a good idea to make your landlord's life living hell by 1. Walking in shorts 2. Being overall sexy 3. Adding too much gochugaru in his office lunch.

Fun Fact 2: Mr. 8½ years used to have breeding kink, until it didn't age well or did.

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