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25. Silent Boners

Shawty:
I'm almost a month late in realizing
that my roomer is utterly rude but
hot as fuck

Me:

That's so out of the blue wtf

Don't you hate her

Shawty:
Ik

Wtf is wrong for me

Why did I think she is hot?

Me:
I can relate to you so much

Shawty:
What?

Me:
Nothing

Tell me what made you think she
is hot

Shawty:
For someone who claims not to
like my rambles about my paying
guest, you're so much invested

Me:

Your lore is becoming
interesting biatch

Shawty:
Point

Me:
Now spill

Shawty:
There is not much

Me:
How please

You never attraction to
pussy in 9 years and now
suddenly you get a boner
all thanks to your roomer

Sound fanfictional to me

Shawty:
I DIDN'T GET A BONER

Me:
Yet

Shawty:
THERE IS NO YET

Me:
Yet

Shawty:
STOP! JUST STOP

Me:
You can't run away from
your destiny child

The writer of this book has
planned everything (hopefully
or you're fuck astronomically)

Shawty:
Ominous Positivity scares the
shit out of me, please don't do
this

Me:
You'll be okay.
There is no other way.

Everything is planned.
You can't change inevitable.

Shawty:
I swear I'll block you

Me:
Then spill the beans

Shawty:
You're awfully egar to know
my perosnal affairs which
includes my roomer

Me:
Good things on the way.
You can't escape.

Shawty:
Okay okay!

Fine I'm spilling.

Me:

Shawty:
Okay so I don't know
when the realisation hit me
but I'm pretty sure it's always
after seeing her in different
clothes

Revealing? I don't, I guess more
revealing than her usual clothes

Me:

God you're such a creep

I think your paying guest should
definitely report you

Shawty:
You're actually right

I shamelessly checked her out
while she came in the kitchen
that also in front of my kids

I'm horrible

Me:
Woah woah—

I didn't meant like that— I was
joking bro

It's mutual, sometimes I check
you out too— hell I wait for you
so that I can catch glimpse of
your naked torso
Not Send.

I'm pretty sure your paying
guest like it, I mean you're hot
Not Send.

I think it's okay since she likes it
Not Send

Shawty:
I don't think it's a joke

It's concerning thing

I should have these feelings
for my paying guest

Me:
PLS HAVE THESE FEELINGS!

Shawty:
Wtf

Why so agressive

Me:
I meant you can have these
feelings

I meant at least now you know
your sword works or you're not
gay

Shawty:
My dick work very much perfect
and I'm not gay, I've check that

Thank you very much

Me:

I don't even want to know
how did you check

Did you took in ass?

Shawty:
NO!

OH MY GOD? WTF

DO I LOOK LIKE I TAKE IN ASS??

Me:
NO?
Not Send

HOW WOULD I KNOW, I HAVE NEVER
MET YOU!

Shawty:
I didn't had sex with any man, I didn't
felt like sleeping with someone or
toying with someone and their feelings
for my experience or experiment

I watch some porn, and had a lap
dance (paid, the other person knew
and was totally chill about it) and thus
I came to my conclusion

Me:
You're such a nice man, despite
your cuntass personality and
playboy past personality

Shawty:
Fuckboy*

As I said, there is a huge difference
between playboy and fuckboy. Playboys
play with people and their feelings, along
with having sex with them. They feed off
the other person's emotions and when
they are done with them, the leave the
person. Fuckboy on the other hand just
fuck. Only sex, no feelings. And they make
sure the other person is aware of that.

I was a fuckboy. I slept with a lot of
girls but I never played with their feelings

Me:
Awe, you were such a nice person

So thoughtful

Shawty:

Why the fuck are you being sarcastic
for, you almost sound like you're jello

Me:
Hahaha

Lmao

Shawty:
Wait

You're jealous?

Seriously?

Me:
I'm not jealous tf

Shawty:

YOU'RE SO FUCK JEALOUS
RN I SMELL IT

Me:
IM NOT—

if I was, why didn't I get
jealous when you were telling
you suddenly found your paying
guest hot?

Shawty:

Hmm

You have a very sharp point

Me:
See

I'm not jealous or whatever

Shawty:

Fine

I seriously felt superior for a sec

Imagine someone having a crush
on you and getting jealous af even
when they haven't seen your face

Me:
I don't have a crush on you

You are mean, and have awful
perosnality. You are sometimes
narcissistic too which doesn't
balance with your good looks
and your hot body

Shawty:
Yeah—Wait

How do you know I have good
look?

Hot body, ik we sent eo our nude
but you don't know how I look

Me:
I didn't mean that way

Shawty:
NO WAY

WAIT

OH NO

YOU DID NOT

Me:
IM SO SORRY PLEASE HEAR
ME OUT

Shawty:
NO WAY

I TRUSTED YOU RAEMI!?

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME

Me:
I'm so sorry please please
hear me out I had my reason

Shawty:
REASON TO HACK MY PHONE
AND HAVE ACCESS TO MY FRONT
CAMERA

Me:
Wait what?

Shawty:
What what? RAEMI I EVEN—NO

NO NO NO NO NO

Did you saw it?

Me:
Saw what?

Shawty:
Don't play innocent

Me:
What please I don't know

Shawty:
Did you watCH ME JERK OFF
YOU FUCKING CREEP

Me:
HOW COULD I?? I DON'T EVEN
KNKW HOW TO HACK PHONE

Shawty:
Don't lie!!

Me:
J IM ARTS SMART, NOT COMPUTER
SMART!? IF I WAS SMART, DO YOU THINK
I WOULD BE HERE RN, TALKING TO YOU?

Shawty:
THEn how do you know how I look

Me:
I assume you dickhead

I assume with good body, you might
as well have great looks + you were
a fuckboy, obviously you are hot

Shawty:
Hmm

You're right

And awfully smart for someone
who is supposed to be art smart

Me:

I'll shove my paint brush
in your cock

Shawty:

I feel that righ in my dick

I apologise for my behavior

I genuinely thought you hacked
my phone

Me:
You jerk off?

Shawty:
Excuse me?

Me:
It sunk into me you said you jerk
off-ed

Shawty:
So? I'm an adult and a healthy man

Me:
Did you jerk off before or after
you realized your roomer is hot

Shawty:
This is very specific question
I'll choose not to reply

Me:
I'll threaten you with ominous positivity

Shawty:
At this point, the only thing which scares
me is you, and just you

Me:
I'll send you my nudes

Shawty:
...

Me:
A video of me touching myself

Shawty:
OWAH WOAHBAIAI WOWH OQAJ

DTAOPBS STOO SYO SYPP STPP

STOP

NO MSO MO

Me:
You're excited or you're panicked?

Shawty:
I'm scared

I really don't want to see that video

Or imagine that scenario

Me:
Tell me or I'll send my very explicit
video + bonus I'll moan your alphabet
name

Shawty:
This is NIGHTMARE

Why are you so keen to know that!??

Me:
Curiosity

Shawty:
Curiosity kills the cat

Me:
Too bad I'm a bad bitch

Shawty:
I have an idea, I'll block you instead

Me:
DONT you dare

Fine fine okay!

Let me rephrase it

I'll send my nudes and you'll
tell me everything you felt for
your paying guest

I'm so curious to know what
this woman did to make your
sword rise high

Shawty:
It sounds so weird when you put
it like this

Me:
🔪

Shawty:
Promise you won't call me a creep?
I feel guilty even though I know what
I'm doing is utterly wrong

Me:
Promise

Shawty:
Well, first I didn't get a boner at all
(God this is such a private topic)
but— I did feel something

Me:
A raise?

Shawty:
A WANT to see her again

Like really. She came out of her
in a daze I assume, and when she
did I was awestruck?

She looked horrible, her eyes were
red and puffy but she looked so cute?
Idk

She was wearing normal clothes, t-shirt
and short but goddamn she looked...
so pretty

^ I can't believe I'm saying that

She looked hot in that short.

She has pretty legs— it made me wonder
how will they look wrapped around my
waist

Me:
Djdkskkskske

EXCUSE ME SIRE

DONT YOU HATE HER??

Shawty:
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HAVE
THESE THOUGHTS ABOUT HER

I CAN'T CONTROL THESE THOUGHT
THEY ARE SO OUTRAGEOUS IM SCARED
OF MY OWM HEAD

Me:
Maybeee because she is the only
woman who got close to you in these 9
year

And since you don't have any option to
be in her vicinity, you can't push her away
like you, perhaps, did with other women
who tried to come closer to you

And now you're stuck with her, your
hormones are all out

Shawty:
I'm not a fucking teenager anymore

Idk why THE FUCK IM BEhaving like this

Me:
Maybe your cock is tried of fucking
your hand and now wants a nice pussy

Shawty:
DO NOT PUT IT LIKE THIS

Me:
Okay

You need to get laid asap, and the
only woman who is close to you is
your roomie

Shawty:
WHAT SHOULD I DO

I can't fuck her! Strictly unprofessional
+ WE BOTH LIVE TOGETHER IT WOULD
be so awkward since I don't (and had
never) fuck any woman twice

Me:
Oh yeah?

And fantasizing about her legs wrapped
around your waist is professional?

Shawty:

I can't control my thoughts

They have been all wild

I should seek therapy

But it's too expensive

Me:
Then hear me out

Shawty:
I'm not taking your advice

You're awful at that

Me:

Here me out

You said you don't fuck a woman
twice right?

Shawty:
I haven't fuck a woman in 8½ years
but yes

Me:
Then close this chapter for once
and all

Shawty:
And kick out the paying guest

Me:
NO NO.
WHAT THE FUCK J??

Shawty:
Then?

Me:
Fuck her

Fuck your paying guest
so you both get rid of these feelings

Shawty:
Yeah

You're fucking bad at these

Me:
It's a good idea

Shawty:
No thanks

I need the rent she is going to pay

Me:
Then suffer silent boners

Shawty:
You're horrible

Me:
That's the only option

Shawty:
Or I can just hate her even more

Be mean to her so she can stay the
fuck away from me in her room all
the time

OH My god IM GENIUS

Me:
More like a fucking cunt

Shawty:
There is no conclusion to this topic

Me:
Yeah

Shawty:
I think I should fuck some other woman

Me:
And get STDs, sure

Shawty:
But I'm too lazy to do that + it's
so hectic

Wtf is wrong with you

Me:
There is indeed no conclusion to that

Shawty:
I'm stuck in an awful situation

What could be worst that having
attraction towards your crazy,
weird and rude paying guest

Me:
Having attraction towards your
mean, stupid and bitch landlord
Not Send

Shawty:
I'm fucked

Me:
Or you can have attraction towards me

Shawty:
Please god I'm already in a bad situation

I don't need another Raemi attraction
in my life

Me:
Right

Though

You already have

Shawty:
What?

Me:
Good bye

Shawty:
Hey! Come back
Seen ✓ 7:45pm

That so out of the blue comment
Seen ✓ 7:45pm

Where you going we were in middle
of conversation
Seen ✓ 7:45pm

You're leaving me on seen
Seen ✓ 7:45pm

Whatever
Seen ✓ 7:46pm

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A/N

A update is an update doesn't matter how bad it is.

Jimin 's feelings are jumbled yes. Might be confusing but that's how he's feeling rn. He's so... torn apart between hating Roomer Raemi and having some kind of attraction towards her as well, while feeling guilty towards it. Jimin is mature (little bit) he's aware of his wrong actions and thoughts.

Raemi is, ofcourse jealous of other women. She is also torn apart between wanting Jimin and also knowing if she'll go with the first option she'll jeopardize the roof above her head. The last part/message is showing she is having double thoughts about what she is doing.

Both of them are having seconds thoughts, questioning themselves for this sudden attraction towards each other.

To your knowledge, this began the moment Raemi kissed Jimin(Jimin's perspective), and Jimin hugged Raemi(Raemi's perspective). So yes, I announced the beginning of the most awaited sexual tension.

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