25. Silent Boners
Shawty:
I'm almost a month late in realizing
that my roomer is utterly rude but
hot as fuck
Me:
That's so out of the blue wtf
Don't you hate her
Shawty:
Ik
Wtf is wrong for me
Why did I think she is hot?
Me:
I can relate to you so much
Shawty:
What?
Me:
Nothing
Tell me what made you think she
is hot
Shawty:
For someone who claims not to
like my rambles about my paying
guest, you're so much invested
Me:
Your lore is becoming
interesting biatch
Shawty:
Point
Me:
Now spill
Shawty:
There is not much
Me:
How please
You never attraction to
pussy in 9 years and now
suddenly you get a boner
all thanks to your roomer
Sound fanfictional to me
Shawty:
I DIDN'T GET A BONER
Me:
Yet
Shawty:
THERE IS NO YET
Me:
Yet
Shawty:
STOP! JUST STOP
Me:
You can't run away from
your destiny child
The writer of this book has
planned everything (hopefully
or you're fuck astronomically)
Shawty:
Ominous Positivity scares the
shit out of me, please don't do
this
Me:
You'll be okay.
There is no other way.
Everything is planned.
You can't change inevitable.
Shawty:
I swear I'll block you
Me:
Then spill the beans
Shawty:
You're awfully egar to know
my perosnal affairs which
includes my roomer
Me:
Good things on the way.
You can't escape.
Shawty:
Okay okay!
Fine I'm spilling.
Me:
Shawty:
Okay so I don't know
when the realisation hit me
but I'm pretty sure it's always
after seeing her in different
clothes
Revealing? I don't, I guess more
revealing than her usual clothes
Me:
God you're such a creep
I think your paying guest should
definitely report you
Shawty:
You're actually right
I shamelessly checked her out
while she came in the kitchen
that also in front of my kids
I'm horrible
Me:
Woah woah—
I didn't meant like that— I was
joking bro
It's mutual, sometimes I check
you out too— hell I wait for you
so that I can catch glimpse of
your naked torso
Not Send.
I'm pretty sure your paying
guest like it, I mean you're hot
Not Send.
I think it's okay since she likes it
Not Send
Shawty:
I don't think it's a joke
It's concerning thing
I should have these feelings
for my paying guest
Me:
PLS HAVE THESE FEELINGS!
Shawty:
Wtf
Why so agressive
Me:
I meant you can have these
feelings
I meant at least now you know
your sword works or you're not
gay
Shawty:
My dick work very much perfect
and I'm not gay, I've check that
Thank you very much
Me:
I don't even want to know
how did you check
Did you took in ass?
Shawty:
NO!
OH MY GOD? WTF
DO I LOOK LIKE I TAKE IN ASS??
Me:
NO?
Not Send
HOW WOULD I KNOW, I HAVE NEVER
MET YOU!
Shawty:
I didn't had sex with any man, I didn't
felt like sleeping with someone or
toying with someone and their feelings
for my experience or experiment
I watch some porn, and had a lap
dance (paid, the other person knew
and was totally chill about it) and thus
I came to my conclusion
Me:
You're such a nice man, despite
your cuntass personality and
playboy past personality
Shawty:
Fuckboy*
As I said, there is a huge difference
between playboy and fuckboy. Playboys
play with people and their feelings, along
with having sex with them. They feed off
the other person's emotions and when
they are done with them, the leave the
person. Fuckboy on the other hand just
fuck. Only sex, no feelings. And they make
sure the other person is aware of that.
I was a fuckboy. I slept with a lot of
girls but I never played with their feelings
Me:
Awe, you were such a nice person
So thoughtful
Shawty:
Why the fuck are you being sarcastic
for, you almost sound like you're jello
Me:
Hahaha
Lmao
Shawty:
Wait
You're jealous?
Seriously?
Me:
I'm not jealous tf
Shawty:
YOU'RE SO FUCK JEALOUS
RN I SMELL IT
Me:
IM NOT—
if I was, why didn't I get
jealous when you were telling
you suddenly found your paying
guest hot?
Shawty:
Hmm
You have a very sharp point
Me:
See
I'm not jealous or whatever
Shawty:
Fine
I seriously felt superior for a sec
Imagine someone having a crush
on you and getting jealous af even
when they haven't seen your face
Me:
I don't have a crush on you
You are mean, and have awful
perosnality. You are sometimes
narcissistic too which doesn't
balance with your good looks
and your hot body
Shawty:
Yeah—Wait
How do you know I have good
look?
Hot body, ik we sent eo our nude
but you don't know how I look
Me:
I didn't mean that way
Shawty:
NO WAY
WAIT
OH NO
YOU DID NOT
Me:
IM SO SORRY PLEASE HEAR
ME OUT
Shawty:
NO WAY
I TRUSTED YOU RAEMI!?
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME
Me:
I'm so sorry please please
hear me out I had my reason
Shawty:
REASON TO HACK MY PHONE
AND HAVE ACCESS TO MY FRONT
CAMERA
Me:
Wait what?
Shawty:
What what? RAEMI I EVEN—NO
NO NO NO NO NO
Did you saw it?
Me:
Saw what?
Shawty:
Don't play innocent
Me:
What please I don't know
Shawty:
Did you watCH ME JERK OFF
YOU FUCKING CREEP
Me:
HOW COULD I?? I DON'T EVEN
KNKW HOW TO HACK PHONE
Shawty:
Don't lie!!
Me:
J IM ARTS SMART, NOT COMPUTER
SMART!? IF I WAS SMART, DO YOU THINK
I WOULD BE HERE RN, TALKING TO YOU?
Shawty:
THEn how do you know how I look
Me:
I assume you dickhead
I assume with good body, you might
as well have great looks + you were
a fuckboy, obviously you are hot
Shawty:
Hmm
You're right
And awfully smart for someone
who is supposed to be art smart
Me:
I'll shove my paint brush
in your cock
Shawty:
I feel that righ in my dick
I apologise for my behavior
I genuinely thought you hacked
my phone
Me:
You jerk off?
Shawty:
Excuse me?
Me:
It sunk into me you said you jerk
off-ed
Shawty:
So? I'm an adult and a healthy man
Me:
Did you jerk off before or after
you realized your roomer is hot
Shawty:
This is very specific question
I'll choose not to reply
Me:
I'll threaten you with ominous positivity
Shawty:
At this point, the only thing which scares
me is you, and just you
Me:
I'll send you my nudes
Shawty:
...
Me:
A video of me touching myself
Shawty:
OWAH WOAHBAIAI WOWH OQAJ
DTAOPBS STOO SYO SYPP STPP
STOP
NO MSO MO
Me:
You're excited or you're panicked?
Shawty:
I'm scared
I really don't want to see that video
Or imagine that scenario
Me:
Tell me or I'll send my very explicit
video + bonus I'll moan your alphabet
name
Shawty:
This is NIGHTMARE
Why are you so keen to know that!??
Me:
Curiosity
Shawty:
Curiosity kills the cat
Me:
Too bad I'm a bad bitch
Shawty:
I have an idea, I'll block you instead
Me:
DONT you dare
Fine fine okay!
Let me rephrase it
I'll send my nudes and you'll
tell me everything you felt for
your paying guest
I'm so curious to know what
this woman did to make your
sword rise high
Shawty:
It sounds so weird when you put
it like this
Me:
🔪
Shawty:
Promise you won't call me a creep?
I feel guilty even though I know what
I'm doing is utterly wrong
Me:
Promise
Shawty:
Well, first I didn't get a boner at all
(God this is such a private topic)
but— I did feel something
Me:
A raise?
Shawty:
A WANT to see her again
Like really. She came out of her
in a daze I assume, and when she
did I was awestruck?
She looked horrible, her eyes were
red and puffy but she looked so cute?
Idk
She was wearing normal clothes, t-shirt
and short but goddamn she looked...
so pretty
^ I can't believe I'm saying that
She looked hot in that short.
She has pretty legs— it made me wonder
how will they look wrapped around my
waist
Me:
Djdkskkskske
EXCUSE ME SIRE
DONT YOU HATE HER??
Shawty:
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HAVE
THESE THOUGHTS ABOUT HER
I CAN'T CONTROL THESE THOUGHT
THEY ARE SO OUTRAGEOUS IM SCARED
OF MY OWM HEAD
Me:
Maybeee because she is the only
woman who got close to you in these 9
year
And since you don't have any option to
be in her vicinity, you can't push her away
like you, perhaps, did with other women
who tried to come closer to you
And now you're stuck with her, your
hormones are all out
Shawty:
I'm not a fucking teenager anymore
Idk why THE FUCK IM BEhaving like this
Me:
Maybe your cock is tried of fucking
your hand and now wants a nice pussy
Shawty:
DO NOT PUT IT LIKE THIS
Me:
Okay
You need to get laid asap, and the
only woman who is close to you is
your roomie
Shawty:
WHAT SHOULD I DO
I can't fuck her! Strictly unprofessional
+ WE BOTH LIVE TOGETHER IT WOULD
be so awkward since I don't (and had
never) fuck any woman twice
Me:
Oh yeah?
And fantasizing about her legs wrapped
around your waist is professional?
Shawty:
I can't control my thoughts
They have been all wild
I should seek therapy
But it's too expensive
Me:
Then hear me out
Shawty:
I'm not taking your advice
You're awful at that
Me:
Here me out
You said you don't fuck a woman
twice right?
Shawty:
I haven't fuck a woman in 8½ years
but yes
Me:
Then close this chapter for once
and all
Shawty:
And kick out the paying guest
Me:
NO NO.
WHAT THE FUCK J??
Shawty:
Then?
Me:
Fuck her
Fuck your paying guest
so you both get rid of these feelings
Shawty:
Yeah
You're fucking bad at these
Me:
It's a good idea
Shawty:
No thanks
I need the rent she is going to pay
Me:
Then suffer silent boners
Shawty:
You're horrible
Me:
That's the only option
Shawty:
Or I can just hate her even more
Be mean to her so she can stay the
fuck away from me in her room all
the time
OH My god IM GENIUS
Me:
More like a fucking cunt
Shawty:
There is no conclusion to this topic
Me:
Yeah
Shawty:
I think I should fuck some other woman
Me:
And get STDs, sure
Shawty:
But I'm too lazy to do that + it's
so hectic
Wtf is wrong with you
Me:
There is indeed no conclusion to that
Shawty:
I'm stuck in an awful situation
What could be worst that having
attraction towards your crazy,
weird and rude paying guest
Me:
Having attraction towards your
mean, stupid and bitch landlord
Not Send
Shawty:
I'm fucked
Me:
Or you can have attraction towards me
Shawty:
Please god I'm already in a bad situation
I don't need another Raemi attraction
in my life
Me:
Right
Though
You already have
Shawty:
What?
Me:
Good bye
Shawty:
Hey! Come back
Seen ✓ 7:45pm
That so out of the blue comment
Seen ✓ 7:45pm
Where you going we were in middle
of conversation
Seen ✓ 7:45pm
You're leaving me on seen
Seen ✓ 7:45pm
Whatever
Seen ✓ 7:46pm
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A/N
A update is an update doesn't matter how bad it is.
Jimin 's feelings are jumbled yes. Might be confusing but that's how he's feeling rn. He's so... torn apart between hating Roomer Raemi and having some kind of attraction towards her as well, while feeling guilty towards it. Jimin is mature (little bit) he's aware of his wrong actions and thoughts.
Raemi is, ofcourse jealous of other women. She is also torn apart between wanting Jimin and also knowing if she'll go with the first option she'll jeopardize the roof above her head. The last part/message is showing she is having double thoughts about what she is doing.
Both of them are having seconds thoughts, questioning themselves for this sudden attraction towards each other.
To your knowledge, this began the moment Raemi kissed Jimin(Jimin's perspective), and Jimin hugged Raemi(Raemi's perspective). So yes, I announced the beginning of the most awaited sexual tension.
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