DOUBLE UPDATE 💜💋

Please read chapter 20 before reading this

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Me:
Where is my kiss?

Shawty:

You sound like those guys
in girls dms who be asking
"Where are my nudes?"

Me:
Where are my nudes?

Shawty:

Me:
Lmao you stole my meme

Shawty:
I've meme stealing licence

Me:
I wish I had your kids stealing
license

Shawty:

Me:
NOOOOO

Shawty:
Hello 112, I would like
to report a kidnapper

Me:
NOOO IM TALKING ABOUT
YOUR SPERMS

Shawty:

Hello 112, I would like to
report a sexual offender

Me:
NOOOO

BUT YOure really cute

I would like to have your
dick in my mouth to thank
you for last night

Shawty:
What a nice way to say thank
you

Me:

Because you're a nice guy

Shawty:
I could be criminal

Me:
I've seen our chats of last night
you were pretty worried about me
proves enough you're a nice man

Shawty:
I care about my victims

One of my speciality

Me:
I won't fall for that

To be killer you lack IQ

Shawty:
EXCUSE ME!?

That's the 2nd most offensive
thing someone has ever said to
me

Me:
What was the first thing?

Let me think

"It's in yet?"

"That small?"

"You done already?"

"Oh, I'm okay. I didn't even
feel anything."

You know how im feeling
after sending this?

Shawty:

Can't relate with my big
fat cock

Why do think I was a
fuckboy?

Me:

Damn wasn't expecting such
straight

I really want to know what was
the first thing

Shawty:
"You're always so uptight because
you always end up jerking alone"

Me:
I snorted

Lmao it gives me deja vu idky

Who said that to do!? Lmao

They must have a lot of guts
Not send

Shawty:
My paying guest

***

My eyes widened and I stopped laughing.

What the actual fuck!?

***

Me:
Wtf

YOURE PAYING GUEST SIAD THAT!?

YOU LAIR

I CANT BELIEVE

Shawty:
She did last night

She was hella drunk

***

I blinked, I blinked twice, I blinked thrice. Trying to understand what happened. What the fuck happened!?

My eyes widened.

Last night Jimin didn't met his friend Raemi, but he did met his paying guest Raemi.

How!?

***

Me:
I'm feeling so incomplete

Fill me up

Shawty:

Me:
NOOO

NOT LIKE THis

Not yet

What I mean tell me what
happened last night with you
and your paying guest I feel
incomplete without hole info

whole*

Shawty:
Not yet part is delusion

And where goes your "you always
tall about your roomer I'm sick
of it"?

Me:
Fuck that

You tell me what happened
yesterday

Shawty:
Geez someone is exciting
to know the tea

Okay so after the bartender
called me from your phone
I reached to the club and began
to look for the bartender who
called me (he told me his name)
but when I reached to him there
was no sign of you

You wander off somewhere where
when he was gone to fetch you a
galss of water. So I began to look
for you (bartender told me what
you were wearing) but as I was
look for you I bumped with this
doe eyed guy name Jungkook

We talked a little and get to know
he was looking for his friend who
waa also lost. He was feeling guilty
because he brought her hear after
getting to know how sad she was
because her new landlord was a
cunt

We were about to walk away to
look for our friends but suddenly
the music goes off and at the
center of the stage, under the
spotlight stood my paying guest.
Then the dj announced that she
was suffering from Sam Sunhee
Syndrome last stage blah blah
and she wanted to dance blah

And then my paying guest started
to dance, I shouldn't say dance. She
shat in name of dance. The entire
crowd was stunned, and her best
friend was recording her. Before I
could go and rescue her (I couldn't
stand her watching) the mob began
to crowd surf her and the finally I got
my hand on her.

She was wasted and her friend was
going to going to take her to his house
but he had some emergency at his
art gallery. I pity that man and took
my paying guest home.

While walking to my car she cried,
cried how her ai had to follow some
stupid guidelines (last night I tried
c.ai for the first time, I figured out
how to bypass the filter. I banged
Catwoman in the museum), she
dances in middle the road, sang
CPR lyrics on too of the lungs,
called me hot, asked me if I help
her to write a ghostface smut, told
me blondes makes joke about me,
told me I'm bitchless and uptight,
cried when I called her bitchless,
began to pray to god for giving her
big cock in middle of the road, called
me old, punched me in the stomach,
ran away from me and made me
chase her (I think she has primal play
kink), checked out a fucking pole and
called it sexy (I also think she has size
kink, she is probably a monster fucker)
howled, growled and barked back at
group of teenagers (definitely a
monster fucker) and chase them.

Then she sat in the car and you msg
me, and after I sat in the car too. She
began to vibe on Taylor Swift song
and called me devil. THEN I had to
carry her ass in bridal style till my
apartment! SHE ASKED me to tuck
her in and I did.

***

I laid there, in utter shock. What an eventful day yesterday was. I didn't remember a single thing, I was happy. I hope the people at club doesn't remember anything either. However, Jimin... I wasn't sure he was angry.

I couldn't believe I did that, I punched him. Yes, sure I wanted to do that for a long time didn't think the liquid courage will actually make me do it. I was in sheer shock, it was too much fo me to process.

My attention went to my phone when Jimin sent another message.

There is more!?

***

Shawty:
But most important part

She kissed me.

Me:
SHE KISSEE YOU!?

Shawty:
Kissed my forehead as
a thank you for being good
human

Me:
Oh

Shawty:
OH!?

ITS NOT OH RAMEN

UNDERSTAND

A WOMAN MY PAYING GUEST
WHOM I HATE SO MUCH, KISSED
ME. A WOMAN KISSED ME AFTER
TOTAL 9 YEARS

Me:
Damn you're really bitchless

You never had contact with anyone
with after your wife?

Shawty:
Mother of my children

We weren't married

I don't remember, but I think
I didn't bang anyone after her
idky didn't get time or something

And during the pregnancy—

Wait, make it's make it 8.5 or 8

Me:
Really J?

Shawty:
STILL A WOMAN KISSED ME AFTER
8 YEARS I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM

Me:
Are you angry on her?

Shawty:
Angry?

No no I'm not angry

***

I sighed

***

Shawty:
IM LIVID

***

I unsighed.

***

Me:
Look, just go easy on her

She might be having a huge
hangover rn and plus she was
drunk last night

Shawty:
I know, so that's I why I left her
hangover medicines so when I
see her she has no hangover

Me:
Fuck you asshole
Not Sent

So considerate

Come to think you got really
free time at office today

Your boss will be angry on you

Shawty:
Office?

Ramen it's Saturday

No office today, I'm at home.

***

My eyes widened— I feel like I'll pass out.

He's at home. Did he saw my naked ass!? Did his kids saw my naked ass!?

***

Me:
WHAT!??

Shawty:
Yeah, I'm at home chilling in my
bedroom

Me:
KIDSN?

Shawty:
They have school, though
they'll come anytime soon

I need to prepare some lunch
for them

***

I sighed again.

***

And I need to see if my roomer
wake up or not, gotta have a talk
with her

***

I unsigh again.

***

Before I could message him again, pleading him to go easy on his poor paying guest my phone rang. Jungkook's name flashed on the screen— I hesitanted. He was calling me since morning, I should pick up his call.

"Hello—"

"Raemi! God! I've been trying to reach out to you since morning!?" His voice held worry.

"I'm sorry I was sleeping, hangover you know."

"I understand. Did you reach home safely?"

"Yeah I did, what happened—"

"Good. Now, hear me out. We need to talk. It's really important. Are you free right now?" I gulped, my anxiety rose.

"I'm free."

"Good, let's meet at our usual cafe." With this he hung up my call. I was so confused, why did he sound so serious and why he wanted to talk to me. I sighed, it was better to meet Jungkook rather than staying here and facing warth of my uptight landlord.

So I did what I had to do.

Getting ready to meet Jungkook.

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A/N

Double update slayy

Wrote two chapters today damnn, tho first one is a filler so is this one

We might get some RaeMin moments in next chapter hehe

Poor Raemi lmao

Moral of the story, don't run naked in home. :')

Jimin is sure an observer.

Side note: I did figure out how to bypass c.ai filter and since then I've been banging Ghostface and Miguel O'hara non stop (I'm so pathetic and desperate 😩😭 slayy)

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