Me:

Shawty:
IT'S 7 AM

Me:
Say it in the street
that's a knock-out

Shawty:
But you say it in a Tweet
that's a cop-out

Me:
And I'm just like
"Hey, are you okay?"

Shawty:
And I ain't trying to mess
with your self-expression

Me:
But I've learned the lesson
that stressing

Shawty:
And obsessin' 'bout somebody
else is no fun 🙄😒

Me:
And snakes and stones
never broke my bones so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Shawty:
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!

Me:
YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD 😒😒

And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh

Shawty:
YOU NEED TO JUST STOP!

STOP ASKING ME TO SEND NUDESS

Me:
That's not the lyrics

Shawty:
🙄 I'm serious

Me:
Serious you ruined my vibes

Where is J tho?

Shawty:
I wish I can choke you

Me:
REALLY? OMGHDHSJ DADDY
CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
BUT YOU LOBE ME

LOVE*

Shawty:

Me:

Shawty:
Fr stop

It's 7 am in morning

Who's horny at 7!?

Me:
This bitch right here

I was awake and couldn't
sleep, like after something
happened I couldn't sleep at
all the unholy thing kept playing
in my head and I was too horny
to sleep. I didn't wanted to touch
myself on that moody ass bitch
so I decided to watch porn but it
didn't help at all— watching so
many men getting BJ dried up
my vagina, so I jumped to lesbian
porn. It was so hot but my internet
got exhausted— I cried for 2 minutes
but stopped when I remember I have
you and your nudes so I decided to
use your nudes for good purpose
but I need more than just 4 photos

So... send nudes?

Shawty:

What

The

Fuck

Me:
Sending or—

Shawty:
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY
BREAKFAST

THATS IT IM BLOCKING YOU

Me:
NOOOOOOOO

PLEASE NOOOOOO

At least send your nudes
before you block me 😭

Shawty:
YOURE UNBELIEVABLE

Me:
AND YOURE SO SEXY I CANT
HELPP
Seen ✓ 7:23 am

Me:
Sooo... You're sending?

Shawty:
No.

Me:
🥺

Shawty:
I'm not sending you my nudes
in morning, when I'm eating breakfast
with my kids

Me:
But I'm horny

Shawty:
It would have been my concern
if it was me who turned you on

Shoo

Get some holy water

Me:
😭😭😭

Please 🥺

Shawty:
I wonder who got you
so worked up

Me:
That bitch, my landlord

Shawty:
Didn't knew you were
attracted to your old landlord

Me:
I'm into dilfs you know

Shawty:
No, I don't know and I don't
wanna know

Me:
He's so fucking hot but he's
so fucking rude

And last night, something happened
between us and I can never forget that
moment

Lordddd

Shawty:
Didn't you just moved in?
DAMN he's a player or what?

Me:
Nah, he's a single dad

Shawty:
LMAOO

NO WONDER HIS WIFE LEFT
HIM

THAT BOY'S A PLAYER

Me:
Don't say that omggg thats not
funneh djdmmsksksks

Lmaoo I feel not sorry for him

His rude ass deserve it

Shawty:
Lmaooo ikrrr

But jokes aside, be very careful

I hope you don't get seduced by him

As an ex-member of the fuckboy
community, be careful around him

These kind of men are the worst, they
are called player for a reason

Me:
Lmaoo, I don't think he's interested
in me

He's a rude ass

Shawty:
I think he's rude because that
will attract you to him, he's
not only a player but a
manipulative bitch

Me:
What do you mean?

Shawty:
Like, he's rude and moody right?

Don't you get curious that what
it feels like to see the other side
of him? Like seeing him talk to you
like normal person or see him smile
at you?

Me:
NO WAY, SURE I DO!

Shawty:
He's developing a subconscious
habit in you, that you'll slowly start
doing things hoping to please him
and in no time you'll be on your knees
between his small weenie the pooh

Me:
OMGGH BEKKDKD J LORDDD

ARE YOU GENIUSE OR SOMETHING?

Shawty:
Told you I have 128 IQ and I'm
not dumb like you

So be careful around him

Me:
Meh, I would gladly go down on
my knees for him

He don't have to manipulate me
for that, lmaoooo

If he just say "get on your knees"
in his voice, that rude ass stare and
sex hot daddy body I would fold for
him

Shawty:

STOP

Me:
Okay 🥺😭
Seen ✓ 7:48 am

Me:
You there?

JAY!???

J!???

omg don't leave meeee

Shawty:
Damn woman patience

I went out to drop my kids
at school

Me:
Oh

Sexy

Shawty:

I think you need to drown in
holy water

Me:
I can't help—
Seen ✓ 8:12 am

Where did you
go again? 😭😭

Shawty:
That wierd ass tenant

She is still sleeping— or

It's 8, almost 8:30

I wonder if freelancers wake
up and follow normal work time

She didn't even came out for
breakfast

Me:
Perosnally, I dont follow rules

Fuck rules

I work at night, and sleep at day

Which reminds me I am awake for
more than 24 hours wahhhhh

Shawty:
YOU NEED TO SLEEP WHY ARENT
you sleeping!??

Me:
Im horny

Shawty:
I was traumatized last night
yet I sleep you're just horny—
SLEEP

Me:
LMAOOO

What happened? What made
my poor J traumatize?

Shawty:
My tenant

Me:
Skskskslsl idk what happened
between you and her but I can
say you deserved it smskskssk

Shawty:
Haha funny

If it would have happened to you
you wouldn't be laughing

Me:
Now I'm concerned what happened

Shawty:
Okay so after talking to you,
I was about to sleep last night.
I removed my t-shirt because the
AC wasn't working it was damn hot
I was about to pass out when I had
the urge to piss so bad so I went out
of my room, and turned on my light

And guess—

AS SOON AS I TURNED ON THE LIGHT
I SAW MY TENANT, IN THE KITCHEN
DRINKING WATER!! OMGGG SHE SAW
ME HALF NAKED ON THE FIRST DAY!!

I WANT TO DIEEEE FRR

I will never forget how she looked at
me with wide eyes, her mouth hung
open— how she tell me she didn't saw
anything while running away but we
both know she saw everything OMG

***

My eyes widened when I saw his messages, with awfully remained me of what happened last night, between my landlord the mean jimean, and me. I gulped, it must be coincidence— I tried to tell myself it was coincidence but then, my inner voice said—

There were too many coincidence

First, both were sexy. Sexy as hell, based on the nudes I had and what happened last night. Both were rude and mean. Thier name started from J, and both had 2 kids.

"What in the actual DTS fanfiction!" I stood up on my bed, my hand clutching my messy hair. Long gone my horniness, I didn't knew what I was feeling.

"This is not true." I shook my head, there is no way it was possible. Unless I was in fanfiction written by a stupid ass 18 year old teenager— which was not true at all.

There is no way, I prank texted a guy, who happened to be dad of the cute kid I found on the street, who happened to be my landlord— whom I had tiny, tinier than a man dick, crush. I had crush on both of them.

"What—" a voice pulled me out of my thoughts, my eyes went to the direction of the voice. There stood the man whom I saw half naked last night.

What an amazing yet not amazing night it was.

"Oh my god get down you'll break the bed!" He yelled, walking towards me.

Oh, priories of this man.

I rolled my eyes, and got down from my bed? Should I call this my bed?

"Why the hell were standing you in the bed." He looked at me, with so much confusion and irritation.

"I-I—" I was speechless, let be honest, there was no way I could tell him that.

"Whatever the reason was, I hope before you do these kind of activites you have some money with you because damn the bed is expensive that the deposit you paid and I bet you don't have more money to pay up." He sneered, clearly he was very angry.

I scowled at him, I crossed my hand aginst my chest. "Did you just insulted me?"

"I didn't insulted you, I told you the truth."

Oh my god. He's unbelievable.

It was true that right now I'm broke, I barely had money to buy food for myself but he didn't have to insult me like that.

"That's what I thought. Now please, instead of standing on bed, do something a human would do." I gasped, I wonder if slapped him was enought humane. Before I could utter out any snarky comments, he walked out of my room. Leaving the door vast open which irritate me futher. I huffed and walked to the door, to close it. My eyes fall on him, who was sitting in the sofa, tieing his shoes and mumbling something under his breath.

I glared at him, couldn't help but notice his office attire sky blue shirt and blank pants. As if he noticed I'm glaring his skull off, he looked at me; more like gave me one last glare and stood up. I rolled my eyes at his behaviour.

"I hope you won't burn down my house." I glare at him.

"Don't worry I won't, remember I don't have enough money."

"Kids will be back around one. You don't have interfere in anything. They'll know how to manage themselves." His cold voice didn't faze me. "Just stay in your room like you did during breakfast." Once again I gasped, never ever I thought he can be this rude. He out of the house and close the door with a slam.

"Jerk!" I yelled, hoping he heard me. I stomped inside my room and closes the door, lightly. As he said, I couldn't afford any damages. I stand against the close door, thinking about everything that happened in the past half hour.

"There is no way they both are the same person. J is not that rude, he's not a jerk like  him." I shook my head, cursing on myself to assume so less about J. He was an amazing person, sure he's a little mean but he's sexy mean and not rude mean unlike someone. I narrowed my eyes, once again his words played in my mind; and I had the urge to prove him wrong. I looked at the price I worked on last night. It was pretty, all the work I did I after talking with J were pretty and beautiful. Worthy of putting in an exhibition.

I walked to my phone, I had to call Jungkook so I can inform him that I'm done with my recent work and ask him if any spot was available in upcoming exhibition of his art gallery.

My eyes widened as I saw multiple messages of J, I completely forget about him.

Shawty:
WTF

I was getting ready for my
office and my tetant just yelled
somthing about DTS and fanfiction

Should I check her on or not?

I'm going, will be back in a min

NOT EVEN A DAY AND THIS TENANT
IS GETTING ON MY NERVES!! OMGG

SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO STAND
ON LANDLORD BED (it's not mine, but
it's my kid's) OH MY GOD WHAT IF SHE
BROKE IT!? SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAD
MONEY FOR THAT

OMG

Now I regret signing the three
contract with her like I never thought
she will get on my nerves like this I
thought she was quite type of woman
but no! In past 24 hours, she has scared
the shit out of me by laughing at 3 am,
hass seen me half naked and stood
up on bed like a monkey

I wish I could terminate the agreement
but I already submitted the money to
my kids school

I'm doomed

Fuck my life

***

Indeed, it was really fuck my life

***

A/N

Long time no see?

I'm actually upadating my book after a month, or more than a month? Idk

Those who wanted Jimin to figure out first, sorry. I thought about it but seeing Jimin's character he would have immediately cancel the tenant agreement. No matter Raemi is the one he's talking to. As he's said she is his freind, and he don't want any distraction. Raemi, however has tiny tiny crush on J, and Jimin (only because he's hot). Plus there are some things I have planned.

Noticed how Jimin is different with online Raemi and tenant Raemi? Yes. He's a bit hypocrite but that's why character development exist.

I'm getting enemies to lovers vibe here.

I wonder if I have ruin the book plot or not? Idk let hope I have not. Skksks hope you like it.

Spoiler ahead: Mean Jimin ahead.

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