I sighed and cracked my knuckles, finally, I posted my artwork on Lategram. I sighed and switched off my computer. I slowly stood up, my entire body felt like rusted iron, perks of sitting for hours. I limped towards the kitchen and made myself some ramen because that's the only thing I could afford.

Once my ramen was cooked I walked toward my bed and scrolled on Lategram. It has been like half an hour, only one like on my post- that is also me.

There will be more likes in the morning, who will Lategram at three in the morning.

I convinced myself, and of course, it was right. Like, who the fuck stays up till three in the morning- well artists like me and authors, some students do but that's not the point.

I sighed and switched off my phone, nothing was interesting. I watched the latest episode of my favorite drama, completed one anime series, read a couple of fanfics on shitpad, posted my artwork on Lategram and Paytreon.

I completed my schedule, even though I don't have one. And on top, I completed every possible thing I could do. I rolled my eyes and opened shitpad. It won't hurt if I read one more fanfic, will it?

I scroll on my feed, my eyes creased when one of my favorite authors _bangtanOt7_ announced a book on their message board.

Prank Call

I read their message saying how the book was underrated and how they were loving reading it.

That's it, it was enough for me to read that book too. I found the author in the comments and proceeded to read their book, the book was still ongoing but I didn't mind, all I need was something to pass my time.

And they were damn right, this book is one of the most hilarious books I've ever read, I was almost pissed while
laughing- good thing I ran fast otherwise the floor would be yellow.

"Wah, wish I could prank call some random number and it would turn out to be a rich CEO, like Kim Namjoon of Kim Enterprises. That would be like dream come true." I sighed, "But it can't be possible, I'm not Y/N." I looked at the screen, I was already at the latest chapter. This book was fun, at least it made me forget the reality for a while.

My eyes widen- when I realized something.

"I can still prank call somebody, it doesn't matter if they are CEO or not, all I want is fun and escape of reality!" I exclaimed while standing up on my bed.
"But I won't prank call, I will prank message so I can say it was my original idea, in case I would write a fanfic about it."

I sat on my bed, and open the dial pad.

"Okay, we will do exactly what the main lead did, just we will prank message the random number. But how will I decide the random number, let's copy the process too? The author can't sue me for copyright. I ain't writing."

"My favorite number, hmm, her was 69 so mine will be 88."

"My age, 26."

"My...house number, 37."

"My boobies size, 34."

"My waist size, 26."

"Hah! Now let's message, please I hope it to be someone exciting. But- what should I message?" I asked myself.

"How about I send lyrics of my favorite song, Nah let's send lyrics of CPR. That's perfect!"

Me:
Your dick brick
hard like a medal
I got three holes for
it like a pretzel
Tight as a virgin boy
don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you
customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch
it on VCR)

Unknown:
You miss to add 'uh'
in first line an ',yes'
in the last third line

"Fuck!" I wasn't expecting a reply, maybe I was, but not right now. It caught me so off guard that my mobile slipped from my hand and fell on my nose. I rubbed my nose while looking at the message.

Me:
Fuck everything,
How many times have
did you hear this song?

Side note, I'm everything

Unknown:
I lost the count a long
time ago and you're not
everything

You're some horny teenager
looking for someone to jerk
off

You better sleep, you have
school tomorrow so better
tuck your ding-a-ling inside
your pj and sleep

Me:
Dem-

First, I'm not horny not yet
tho

Second, I ain't a teenage

Third, you sound like my dad

Unknown:
You sound like one
hormonal teenage

Me:
But I'm not

Unknown:
It doesn't matter

Sleep and let me sleep

Me:
Why? The night is so
young, so are we 😏
let's enjoy the night

Instead of sleeping,
let's sleep with each
other

Unknown:
Sorry I'm not
unemployed like
you

Me:

You didn't have to hurt
me like that-

But wait- I'm not exactly
unemployed

Idk what am I?

Unknown:
Same

Idk what you're too.

Me:

That's me washing
salt of you

Unknown:
I don't understand
the point behind this

Me:
Same-

You're boring

I was looking for
excitement but I'm
not getting one

You don't know
how to excite a
woman 😒

Unknown:
You're a woman!?

Me:
I see your shook

Should I send a pic
of my nonexistent
ding-a-ling?

Unknown:
NOOO

Me:
I know you since
one hour, never seen
you this much excited

Unknown:
I thought you were a
male

Me:

Am I that much
unfeminine?

Unknown:
It doesn't matter

It wasn't nice talking
with you

Please don't talk with
me again miss.

Me:
Oh my bad, I forget
to introduce myself

I'm Kim Raemi, but
you can y'all me yours

Unknown:
Goodbye

Me:
Hey!

What? Where are you
going?
Seen ✔ 4:23 am

At least tell me
your name
Seen ✔ 4:23 am

Yah! Don't leave me
on seen
Seen ✔ 4:24 am

Boring, as if will
message you again

Now you're not even
seeing the message :')
Not send

boo 👎 I hope you
step on lego

not goodbye

***
A/N

Finally published first chapter!

:')

Yes, the first chapter will be like Prank call, and I think it will give you Prank Ca vibes too, at some places :") my book my book inpso/copy

Idk this doesn't make me laugh, maybe my humor is still on vacation or this is ain't funny as Prank Call :')

This chapter is based on real events.

Imma flex 'cause she is my friend.

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