Jai: umm.. kuch nahi.. tum andar jao mai doctor se baat karke aata hu

Sumu: hmm ok!
(He goes in and Jai leaves to doctor's cabin)

(In Rosho's ward)
Janu: What the hell Roshoo? Ye kya tha?

Rosho: ehh chill yaaar Jannu.. kuch nahi just a stress attack

Sid: seriously chuhiya? Tumne aisi baat ka itna stress liya jo actually hua hi nahi hai?

Rosho: kyaaa?? Matlab tum dono ka break up nahi hua hai?

Sid: god that break up!! Ha hua hai break up lekin.. accha Wait... Jaaan... I love you.. will you be my girlfriend again?

Janu: of course! (They hug)

Sid: ab khush?
(All are stunned)

Rosho: umm.. well ye kya tha?

Sid: hamara patch up!

Rosho: agar ye itna simple tha then why the hell did you break up?

Sid: Aree baba that break up... Wo bass kuch ghanto ki baat thi and baad me we just forgot to officially patch up (embarrassed)

All: Whattttt??

Rosho: officially patchup?

Fais: what do you mean by officially patch up?

Janu: matlab we were normal lekin breakup kar liya tha and patch up karna bhool gaye.. aur kuch nahi

Palak: To tu aise stupid react kyu kar rahi thi

Saloni: exactly... Sid ki shaadi karke rone kyu lag gayi?

Sid: meri shaadi??

Janu: Are wo nothing.. matlab uss vaqt mere dimaag mein chal raha tha ki we forgot to patch up aur usi vaqt wo Abhi aur Avee di Sid ki shaadi ki baat kar rahe the to I just freaked out for a bit
 
Sid: Jaaan... Kya tu bhi.. bin kamka sabko dara diya

Rosho: fir bhi Jaan was ok yaar.. Abhi ne to Sid ke baare mein bolkar aur bhi dara diya..

Sid: mere baare mein.. haa wo rona and all.. Chuhiya.. mai bass ek scene ki practice kar raha tha aur kuch nahi

Rosho: huh?

Janu: haaa.. wo mere vajah se udaas nahi tha

Rosho: godd!! These misunderstandings..

Fais: exactly!!

Sumu: lekin tumhara breakup kis baat pe hua tha?

Sid: wo... Lambi story hai

All: aur hamare paas kaafi time hai
(All look at each other an start laughing)

Rosho: ok ok.. lekin ye jo bhi hai wo hame pata kyu nahi hai

Janu: haa.. wo 3 din pehle date ke baad hum sab alag alag cheezo mein busy the so hum sab mile nahi the

Rosho: pichle 2 din se hum sath mein shoot kar rahe the Jannu

Janu: well I guess tu kuch plan kar rahi thi to tere paas time nahi tha

Fais: kya plan kar rahi thi?

Rosho: umm.. kuch nahi.. bass aise hi.. w wo kuch bhi bolti rehti hai.. haina Jannu? Kuch bhi.. hehe

Janu: ha ha.. mai kuch bhi bolti rehti hu

Fais: is it about my birthday?🙄

(Rosho and Janu look at him and Rosho gets embarrassed and Janu starts to laugh)

Rosho: How the hell do you know?

Fais: umm.. well mere birthday ke ek din pehle jab meri bestfriend meri girlfriend se kuch planning mein busy hone ki baat kar rahi hai to it's obvious right?

(All laugh)

Tunu: Roshoo tere surprise ka to satyanash ho gaya

Vishu: sacchi yaaar😂😂 bichari ne bohot khufiya planning ki thi😂😂

Fais: Aww My love.. don't worry I will act surprised😜

Rosho: Ehhh.. Jao yaaar!! Waise bhi meri planning iss behoshi mein flop ho gayi hai😒 abhi adhe ghante mein 12 baj jayenge and I am yet here on hospital bed instead of preparing for the so called "surprise party..."☹️

Fais: Aww.. koi nahi.. (serious face) anyways I don't think kal koi celebration hone wala hai...

Rosho: oyee.. kya hua? Will celebrate it Faisuu..

Fais: umm ya.. anyways.. Sid and Janu please apni breakup story suna do yaar

Sid: haa to pichle 2 dino mein bohot kuch hua... pehle to Jaan gets a letter and she opens the letter written on red paper

Janu: And I swear it was a beautiful letter written very beautifully..

FLASHBACK

Janu: woww... Is this a love letter...?
Dear Jannat,
Miss Jannat.. such a beautiful name you have aur jitna beautiful naam hai usase kai jyada beautiful tum ho.. you are one of the best people I have ever met. Ever since I met you... Itne saalo mein I could never stop thinking about you!
I Love You Miss Jannat Zubair... If you Love me or have any feelings for me please come and meet me 6pm Café Ista.. today!! I will be waiting and so will be your surprise..❤️
Your's Siddharth

FLASHBACK PAUSED

Rosho: Woww... How romantic Sid!!

Janu: Romantic? I was hell confused.. I mean achanak se Jannat, if you love me or have feelings for me.. matlab bolna kya chahta hai yaar? I am your girlfriend..

Fais: exactly.. that's weird!

Janu: exactly! You get me Faiss!!

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Janu: ehh Madooo... that's So Weird Sid!! Anyways... (Blushing) I love you too idiott..

FLASHBACK PAUSED

Sid: aur ye pagal 6 baje Café Istaa chali gayi

Rosho: huh? Tumne hi to bulaya tha na?

Sid: Nopes...

Palak: damn.. matlab Janu ko kisi aur ne tumhare naam se bulaya? Matlab it was a trap?

Vishu: Januu.. tu thik hai na? Usne kuch kiya to nahi na tumhe

Fais: Vishu relax!

Vishu: what relax? And how can you be so chilled?

Fais: umm.. may be cause I know agar Janu ka baal bhi baka hota to iss vaqt Sid itni shanti se yaha khada nahi hota

Vishu: hmm... Rosho.. tum kya soch rahi ho?

Rosho: (laughs) Jannu.. kahi ye wo to nahi thaaa?

(Janu laughs)
Janu: yaaaa😂😂😂

Rosho: shitttt!!😂😂 Damn fir kya huaa???

Fais: umm ye hai kaun?

Rosho: umm ek ladka tha Siddharth school mein.. he was mad over Jannu😂😂😂

Sid: and I soooo hate him nowww!!

Janu: relax yaar.. haa to mai waha gayi aur usne uske kuch friends ke saamne mujhe propose kiya and they all were live on instagram and facebook

Rosho: damn.. fir?

Janu: I couldn't tell him about Sid as we haven't announced our relationship so I stayed quiet and just smiled to hide my embarrassment and sabko laga ke it was my answer and everyone started congratulating us and I stayed silent to not freak out. Jab unhone cameras band gaye I freaked out and told them to delete their live videos immediately and they did that aur jyada logo ne nahi dekha tha so I told them to put up a story saying abhi jo bhi hua it was just a friendly mazak and unhone waise kiya bhi so baat jyada logo mein spread nahi hui lekin one of Sid's friend saw that live and before they all delete it he recorded and sent it to Sid with good intentions though and Sid ne dekha to he freaked out about my reactions and then he came to my home day before yesterday at night and...

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Sid: Jaaan... (Screams)

Janu: Sid.. tum iss vaqt gharpe? Kya hua?

Sid: seriously? Maine sab dekh liya Jannat.. I soo don't want to see your face ever again in my life

Janu: dekh liya? Ohh wo... Aur tumhe mera chehra nahi dekhna ye batane ke liye tum mere ghar aa gaye? idiot.. Are and let me at least explain..

Sid: after whatever happened you seriously have things to explain? I can't believe this! Agar tum khush nahi thi to mujhe ek baar keh deti na.. you cheated on me? How can you Jannat? (Tears roll down her eyes) ohh and these tears.. just stop it!! Ek baar mujhe keh deti you are not happy with me Jaan.. ek baar.. (sighs) ehh.. anyways.. be happy with whoever that person is... It's Over!! Bye!

Janu: it's over? What's over? (Scared)

Sid: you very well know that..

Janu: no I don't Siddharth!!

Sid: I mean Break Up Jannat
(He left in anger without letting Janu explain and she heartbroken kept crying)

FLASHBACK PAUSED

Sumu: gadha kahika.. have some patience yaar Sid..

Rosho: lekin Jannu tune to kaha tha ki tune breakup kiya tha

Janu: haa wo I didn't wanted you all to know about all this so aise hi bol diya

Fais: kyu lekin?

Janu: Fais ye tamasha pehle bhi ek baar ho chuka hai Jaisalmer mein... I didn't wanted that scene again yaar

Fais: hmm

Tunu: lekin iss gadhe ko apni mistake kaise realise hui?

Janu: That to I am also wondering!

Sid: umm... Hui nahi karwayi gayi thi..  (embarrassed)

Janu: kisne?

FLASHBACK RESUMED

(Sid was practicing his emotional scene and he was literally crying because though it was practice he was hurt, he was heartbroken, he had lost the love of his life)

Sid: (crying) Kaurwaki tumne mere saath itna bada dhoka kyu kiya? Tumne mere vishwaas ka aisa mazak bana diya hai ki ye dil phir kabhi jud nahi payega Kaurwaki.. kabhi nahi
(His phone rings) God itni raat ko Jaan hi hogi.. why can't she just leave after doing all this (He picks the phone to see caller ID and it was not Jannat)
Ayaan? What the hell! (He picks up the call) Ayaan.. tumhe apni behen ki tarafdari karne ki koi jaroorat nahi hai.. usne jo bhi kiya hai uske liye mai use kabhi maaf nahi kar sakta

Ayaan: maaf nahi kar sakta? (Angry) like seriously? what the hell you think of yourself Mr Siddharth Nigam? Tumhe pata bhi hai uss vaqt kya hua tha? Tumne kuch dekha and you said so much to a cancer patient? Are you out of your mind Siddharth? Wo behen hai meri aur tumhari vajah se iss vaqt uska cancer trigger ho gaya hai and she is in hospital!! You have any idea what have you done? You are such a mess Siddharth! Ek baar consequences ke baare mein soch to lete... At least ekbar use bolne dete.. ek baar uski baat sunte ek baar meri behen pe apni aakho se jyada vishwaas karke dekhte!! She loves you more than anything else Siddharth aur mai tumhe ye sab bata raha hu kyuki I know tum bhi usase utna hi pyaar karte ho... agar tumhari jagah koi aur hota to iss vaqt mai usase baat nahi kar raha hota balki ab tak wo lock up mein hota on charge of emotional torture!! Lekin mai janta hu tum Jaan se bachpan se pyaar karte ho and I don't want this stupid misunderstanding to ruin my sister's life! Siddharth iss vaqt meri behen ko uske boyfriend se jyada uske bestfriend ki jaroorat hai hospital mein... Uss dost ki jo uski apne aap se jyada parwah karta hai.. maine gharpe tumhare iss jhagde ke baare mein nahi bataya hai so just go to the hospital and take care of her.. I swear agar abhi usko kuch hota hai na I will take the shitt out of you aur kal ka sooraj tum jail se dekhoge

Sid: (he is completely into tears rolling down his eyes and not a word escaping off his mouth But he manages to ask) Wi wi which hospital?

Ayaan: City hospital! Gooo right now!

Sid: thanks Ayaan.. mai jaa raha hu.. don't worry agar aaj meri vajah se Jaan ko kuch hua to mai khudko kal ka sooraj dekhne ke liye jail ke bahar nahi rehne dunga

Ayaan: Oyee..

Sid: (crying) Byee Ayaan!

Ayaan: don't do anything stupid ok? Aur Jaan ko pata nahi chalna chahiye maine tumhe ye lecture diya hai!

Sid: hmm bye..
(He disconnects the call and takes his car to the hospital)

FLASHBACK PAUSED

Janu: Pagal ho na tum? Rone lag gaye?

Sid: I was scared yaar Jaan.. Ayaan mujhpe jaise chilla raha tha I felt like mai apne haatho se tere gala ghoth raha tha aur uparse wo mujhe sab kuch saamne se bata raha tha and it was like.. he was literally killing me with kindness!

Janu: ehhh.. you idiot!

Sid: you idiot! Tumhe pehle hi mujhe chilla ke chup karna chahiye tha na.. kya jaroorat thi sab kuch suanane ki?

Janu: I was hurt yaar.. kuch bol nahi paayi mai

Tunu: bilkul waise jaise aaj Abhi ke saamne chup chap sab sun rahi thi

Rosho: Idiot Jannuu!!

Fais: anyways phir kya hua? Janu ki tabiyat itni kharab ho gayi thi?

Sid: haa wo puri raat hospital mein thi aur subah use hosh aaya

Janu: aur uss vaqt ye mere bed pe sar rakhke mera haat jor se pakad ke ye so raha tha

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Janu: (caresses his hair) Mai sirf tumse pyaar karti hu Sid.. (she kissed his head as he was sleeping with face on the bed and he woke with the gentle touch of her lips on his head)

Sid: Jaaan!!! (He woke up and she sat erect with straight face)

Janu: hm? Tum yaha?

Sid: tu.. tu theek hai? Ru ruk.. mai Doctor ko bulake aata hu.. (he gets up but she doesn't leave his hand as he had held it tight) ch chhod na

Janu: baitho yaha..

Sid: Jaan... Doctor! Mai aata hu abhi

Janu: mujhe doctor ki nahi tumhari jaroorat hai Bandar (he sits next to her and his head hung low) Ab kuch bologe nahi?

Sid: kya bolu?

Janu: after breakup tum yaha kya kar rahe ho? Aur ye raat bhar mera haat tumhare haat mein kya kar raha tha?

(He started crying)
Sid: I am sorry Jaan!! I am really sorry... Mujhe nahi pa pata waha kya hua hai.. maine bass video dekha and react kar diya.. I am really sorry...

Janu: tumhe yaha Ayaan ne bheja hai?

Sid: na nah nahi... Jaan I am really sorry.. please maaf kar de yaar.. mujhe tujhe puchna chahiye tha kya hua hai instead of what I saw

Janu: tumhe pata hai kya hua tha kal? (He nods in a no) Matlab tumhe abhi tak nahi pata exactly hua kya tha?

Sid: nahi..

Janu: wo kal mujhe ek letter mila jisme..

Sid: Jaan!! You don't need to tell me.. I promise mai phir kabhi aise behave nahi karunga

Janu: really?

Sid: haa Jaan

Janu: Ye same promise tum Dev ke vaqt bhi kar chuke the Sid

Sid: (he remembers the incident during Abhineet's wedding)
I am sorry Jaan!! You know na I am a big fool!! Agar maine fir kabhi aisi bewakoofi ki to please sun mat le yaar.. just slap me and make me listen to you! I love you Jaan.. tere bina ek stupid life jeene se to behtar hai roz tere haat ke thappad khakar jeeyu

FLASHBACK PAUSED

Rosho: you deserve that Sid!

Sid: I know yaaar!! Waise Jaan.. uske baad kya hua wo bhi bata du?

Jaan: nahii... Nahi shut up

Rosho: Ohh.. I guess someone had a moment yesterday

Sid: yaa... A moment!! When I slapped her!

All: whatt??

Janu: Sid chup na yaar...

Rosho: Shut up Jannu.. Sid story please

Sid: of course... Aur Chuhiya.. aaj ke baad ye teri aur Rimi ki responsibility hai ki ye fir kabhi nahi hoga

Rosho: huh? Hum kaha se aa gaye ab? Aur Rimi hai kaha?

Janu: shayad ghar..

Rosho: wo.. aayi nahi mujhse milne? (Sadly)

Janu: aree wo yahi thi.. Jai ke bahar aane se 2 min pehle hi gayi thi.. Bhavesh ki mom ka call aaya and I guess koi problem hui thi.. kaafi pareshan lag rahe the dono aur phir Rimi Bhavesh ko kheench kar chali gayi aur kaha tujhe hosh aate hi use message kar du

Rosho: ohh.. ok! Accha lekin Sid batao to hua kya tha..

Sid: haa

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Janu: Bandarr.. tujhe to mai kabhi bhi thappad maar sakti hu

Sid: haa to kal maar deti na mai itna bak raha tha to

Janu: chhod.. waise bandar..

Sid: hmm?

Janu: do you really think hamara ye rishta ek positive sign hai towards your life?

Sid: Yaar.. Rimi ke jaise baat mat kar! Seedhe seedhe bol please

Janu: tumhe nahi lagta hamare rishte ka climax bohot jaldi hone wala hai aur I mean tumhe iske liye tayar rehna hoga

Sid: climax? Kya bol rahi hai yaar?

Janu: meri death Sid! Mai aaj nahi to kal mar jaungi lekin tumhe aur bohot saal jeena hai.. agar tumhe meri itni aadat ho gayi to aage..
(Sid slaps her tight and she keep staring into his eyes as she keeps her hand on cheek where he slapped)

Sid: tumhe ek baar boli hui cheez samaj nahi aati na? Kyu baar baar tum apne marne ke baare mein mujhe batati rehti ho? Don't I love you enough ki tum mujhe chhodke jana chahti ho?

Janu: Sid... My problem is you love me too much!! Aur tujh jaise insaan ko sambhalne ke liye you need a companion jo mai jyada saal tak nahi reh paungi

Sid: to uske baad mujhe companion ki koi jaroorat nahi hai Jannat!!

Janu: meri death ke baad tum bikhar jaoge Sid

Sid: tera khayal mujhe kabhi bikharne nahi dega Jaan!! Tu meri jaan hai aur tu tab tak mere dil mein zinda rahegi jab tak mai zinda rahunga

Janu: I love You...

Sid: I love you too... (Saying this Sid goes near Janu's face and she closes her eyes. He is about to move further and kiss her but his phone rings and he sits straight and Janu opens her eyes)

Janu: kaun hai?

Sid: Jai.. wo reception ki tayari karne jana hai na to isliye may be

Janu: go..

Sid: kaha?

Janu: tayari karne

Sid: tujhe chhodke? Are you crazy? Mai abhi bata raha hu Jai ko mai nahi aa paunga

Janu: crazy or what? Kaha na jao

Sid: lekin tum..

Janu: mujhe adhe ghante mein discharge mil jaega Bandar aur mom dad bhi to hai na bahar.. don't worry!

(He smiles pecks her forehead and takes his car key from table)
Sid: pakka jau?

Janu: jaoooo naaa

Sid: accha... Byee!!

Janu: byee!

FLASHBACK END

Rosho: Janu sachme ab bass ho gaya hn.. baar baar marne wali hai marne wali hai karke senti hona band nahi kiya to iss baar mai bhi chamat laga dungi tujhe

Janu: sorryy na yaaar!!

Sallu: and here I am feeling sorry for them.. mera idiot boyfriend! Hamesha galat timing.. thoda late call karta to they would have shared a moment
(All laugh while Jai is on door)

Jai: well kal bhale mera timing galat tha lekin aaj bilkul sahi hai.. guysss count down begins!!
10

(All get excited)

Sallu: 9

Vishu: 8

Palak: 7

Sumu: 6

Tunu: 5

Sid: 4

Janu: 3

(On call)
Raj: 2

Aashu: 1

Rosho: HAPPYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYY FAISUUUUUUU
(He hugs her)