Fais: Really? Chahe jis cafe mein jao kabhi tumhara koi purana co star mil jata hai to kabhi koi fan haath dhoke peeche pad jata hai.. yaad hai?

FLASHBACK

(Rosho and Fais are sitting in a cafe)

Voice: Oh my god!! (Person comes from behind and covers Rosho's eyes)

Rosho: Faissssuu!!! (Scared)

Fais: Heyy.. Who the hell

Voice: Shhh... Watch out man! (Turns to Rosho and whispers in her ear) So Sweetheart! Remember me?

Rosho: Watch out? Omg Omg Omg... Mr. Watch Out??? (Excited)

FLASHBACK PAUSE

(At Bhaveem's place)

Reem: mai? (She gets out of the hug) mai tumhara darr hu?

Bhavesh: haa Ree.. meri sabse badi strength aur sabse badi weakness dono hi tum ho.. ab to mera sabse bada darr bhi tum ban chuki ho... tumhe khone ka darr, tumhare saath ka darr, tumhare future ka darr, tumhari safety ka darr, tumhare pyaar ka darr, tumhari nafrat ka darr... (She puts her finger on his lips)

Ree: aaj se na tum mere liye daroge na mai tumhare liye... Tumne sahi kaha.. jab jo hona hai hoga lekin tab tak to apni zindagi shaan se jeete hai
(suddenly she comes closer to him and their lips meet. They were kissing each other)

(With Rosho and Fais)

FLASHBACK CONTINUE

Rosho: Watch out? Omg Omg Omg... Mr. Watch Out??? (Excited)
(She gets up and hugs the person)
Tu vapas kab aaya???

Mr.WO: bass abhi abhi.. ghar jaane se pehle bohot bhook lagi thi so yaha aa gaya aur dekh tu mil gayi... This place is really special for us Roshh!
(Fais gives an angry look to him)

Rosho: Ofcourseee it is!! Goddd.. I can't yet believe this... I am sooo soo happy to see you again yaaar! Accha bata how's life? Kya chal raha hai aaj kal?

Mr.WO: Oyeee.. hum mahino baad mil rahe hai.. baat nahi karre! Roj to baat karte hai yaar.. aisa kya hai jo tujhe pata nahi hai?

Rosho: tera iss vaqt yaha honaa.. (sarcastically) I didn't know tu aa raha haii

Mr.WO: ummm... haa kyuki wo surprise thaa.. (embarrased) jo unfortunately tere saamne khul chuka hai ab😜 ohh waise ye tera boyfriend hai na? Kya naam tha... Fasu

Rosho: haa..

Fais: huh? (Shocked)

Rosho: Yaar he is very baad with names... Itna yaad raha ye hi bohot hai (giggles and then turns to Mr.WO) and you... meet my boyfriend Faisal.. Not Fasu! (Rolls her eyes)
(she looks at Faisal who is playing with his spoon and fork)
Faisalll..

Faisal: hu.. haa?

Rosho: kaha khoye ho?

Faisal: nahi kuch nahi.. bass aise hi...

Rosho: accha ise milo.. he is..

Faisal: Mr. Watch out?

(Rosho and Mr.WO look at each other)
Mr.WO: Watch out Fasu.. eh sorry Faisal!

Rosho: Shut up... And Faisu watch out uska naam nahi hai.. he is Ritesh Mehra.. mere purane show ka co star.. remember maine tumhe bataya tha?

Faisal: ohh haa.. Hi Ritesh..!

Rosho: Rits pull a chair naa...
(Faisal give her a look like "IT'S A DATE... NOT A PUBLIC MEET" but she is too excited to notice Faisal's reaction)
You know Faisal.. ye hamara favourite cafe hua karta tha.. hum roz lunch break mein yaha aaya karte the.. it was soo fun yaaar!!

(And the entire day passed first talking to Ritesh and after he left she talked about Ritesh)

FLASHBACK END

Faisal: aur incidents yaad dilauu??

Rosho: nahi nahii.. it's ok! Hamare liye jungle hi theek hai 😂😂
(They burst into laughter)

Faisal: to ab gadi shuru karu?
(She nods)
Let's go...

(At Bhaveem's house)
Bhavesh: Reee.. (pushes her apart)

Reem: kya hua Bhavesh? Is.. is everything ok?

Bhavesh: yaa... Wo... Time dekho.. (shyly)

Reem: ohh shitt.. I am such a fool...

Bhavesh: I know (giggles)
(It was time for her Namaz so Bhavesh sat on his bed checking his instagram waiting for Reem to finish her Namaz)
Janu bhi naa.. kuch bhi post karti rehti hai..😂

(Reem finishes Namaz)
Reem: kyu? Kya post kar diya?

Bhavesh: wo subah wala photo yaar..

Reem: hmm.. (she comes and lays down near Bhavesh)
Ye phone chodo naa.. (snatching away his phone)

Bhavesh: Aree.. mera phonee!! Come on yaar give me my phone back

Reem: kyu? Hai kya iss phone mein itna chupane ke liye? (Teasing)

Bhavesh: (gives her a look) rakho apne paas.. (he lays down beside her)

Reem: accha suno..

Bhavesh: hmm

Reem: hum honeymoon pe kaha jaenge?

Bhavesh: mai ek sawal puchu?

Reem: hmm

Bhavesh: hum honeymoon pe kab jaenge?

Reem: jab tum kaho

Bhavesh: accha? Aur phir kaurwaki ka kya karenge? Mai to free hi hu tumhare dates kab available honge lekin?

Reem: offooo.. umm... Arey haa abhi jald hi ek track aane wala hai jisme Ashoka kisi yuddh par jaane wala hai aur tab mera sirf ek hi scene hai to I can prepond that one scene ka shoot aur phir 7 days holiday mil jaenge mujhe

Bhavesh: reallyy?

Ree: hmm.. (she puts her hand on him and hugs him sleeping while he puts his arm around her protectively)

Bhavesh: (in mind: Hume sach mein kahi jana chahiye.. away from this stardom.. jaha hume koi nahi jaanta.. we need this break Ree..)
(He pecks her forehead and she buried her head in his chest and went to sleep)
So gayi? Ree... Huh.. so gayi.. kitna sukoon hai iske chehre par.. sote vaqt koi itnaaa masoom kaise lag sakta hai? Aur jab uthegi tab saari masoomiyat choo mantar ho jaegi.. (giggles) Sote waqt jitni masoom, pyaari bacchi lagti hai jagte waqt utni hi hot, mature aur understanding ban jaati hai.. how can someone be so perfect yaar... Bhari dopaher ko so rahi hai.. pakka peechle janam mein punekar rahi hogi (giggles) god what am I even thinking?
(He keeps admiring her as she is asleep and he doesn't even realise its been an hour he is admiring her and she wakes up)

Ree: heyy.. kya dekh rahe ho?

Bhavesh: tumhe..

Ree: huh?

Bhavesh: I I mean.. tum.. he... nahi.. haa tumhe nahi wo..

Reem: mujhe dekh rahe the?
(He nods embarrased) tumhari hi biwi hu.. jitna marzi dekh lo.. waise bhi padosi ki biwi ko thodi dekh rahe ho ki jhoot bolna pade (laughs)
(They have an eyelock)

Bhavesh: tum kya dekh rahi ho?

Reem: kuch nahi.. (yet looking into his eyes)

Bhavesh: accha to kya dikh raha hai?

Reem: aankhe!

Bhavesh: Arjun ho kya?

Reem: haa.. abhi dhanushyaban leke tumhari aankhe phod dungi (laughs)

Bhavesh: excuse meee.. Arjun ne machli ki aankh fodi thi insaan ki nahi

Reem: ab machli ki aankh fodungi to use dard hoga na..

Bhavesh: kyaaa? aur mujhe nahi hoga?

Reem: tumhe ghayal karne ke liye to meri nazar hi kaafi hai (winks and he acts like dead while she gets up laughing and tries to open the door)
Ye darwaza kyu nahi khul raha..? Hello.. (knocking the door) koi hai?

Bhavesh: darwaza nahi khul raha???
(She nods in a no yet knocking the door and he gets up and walks to the door)
Helloo.. koi haii..
(DHADAAAAM)

ReemBhavesh: (look at each other) Whats thatttt???? (Shocked)

(In Faisal's car)
(Songs are playing and suddenly song changes and the music catches Rosho's attention)

Rosho: Saibooooo...

Faisal: kya? Kaunsa bow?

Rosho: huh? Kaunsa bow nahi Saibo.. my latest favourite song yaar

Faisal: ohh acchaa.. waise mujhe bhi pasand hai..

(They start singing with the song)

Rosho keeps her hand on Faisal's hand
mann yeh saahib ji,
jaane hai sab ji
phir bhi banaye baha
Thunder runs down Faisal's spine as she moves her hand throughout his arms
naina nawaabi ji,
dekhe hain sab ji
phir bhi na samjhe ishaare

He stops the car and turns towards Rosho while she is in super romantic mood
mann yeh saahib ji haan karta bahaane
naina nawaabi ji na samjhe ishaare

Faisal holds her hand before she slides it down his shoulder
dheere dheere,
nainon ko dheere dheere
jiya ko dheere dheere,
bhaayo re saibo
He leaves her hand, comes out of the car and come from other side to give open her door
dheere dheere,
begaana dheere dheere
apna sa dheere dheere,
lage re saibo

Music: He gives her his hand she takes it and comes out of the car in middle of the jungle and they stand in salsa dance position

They swing to and fro in perfect coordination
surkhiyaan hain hawaaon mein
do dilon ke milne ki
hoo arziyaan hain nazaaron mein
lamha yeh tham jaane ki
He twirls her and back hugs her and they swing in that position
kaisi huzoori ji yeh lab dikhlaaye
chuppi laga ke bhi ghazab hai yeh dhaaye

She tries to move away but he holds her hand and she looks at him
dheere dheere,
nainon ko dheere dheere
jiya ko dheere dheere,
bhaayo re saibo

She comes close to her and hugs her tight
dheere dheere,
begaana dheere dheere
apna sa dheere dheere,
lage re saibo
while he holds her back tightly
saibo...
dheere dheere
saibo...
dheere dheere

Fais: wapas chale?

Rosho: hmm... Lekin usase pehle tumhe tumhara gift dena hai...

Fais: wow.. whats my gift? (Excited)

Rosho: wait here... (She goes to the car and screams)
CLOSE YOUR EYES

Fais: kyuu?

Rosho: jitna bola hai utna karo na yaaar

Fais: are lekin..

Rosho: closeee naaaa

Fais: fine fine.. chillana band karo

Rosho: thanks! Do it now..

Fais: fine yaar... Done!

Rosho: no cheating hn..

Fais: haaa babaaa

Rosho: Fais..
(He is opening eyes)
Don't opennn!

Fais: ab bhi nahi?

Rosho: nahii..

Fais: to kya karu??

Rosho: listen to me

Fais: okk... (In low voice) Waise bhi wahi to karta hu din raat..

Rosho: kuch kaha tumne?

Fais: umm... No.. tum kuch kehne wali thi na?

Rosho: yaa.. Fais... this is your 22nd birthday and I want to gift you this... (She keeps a gift wrapped box on his hand)

Fais: aankhe kholu?

Rosho: haa..
(He opens and looks at the box beautifully decorated in red paper with hearts)

Fais: (excited) open karu???

Rosho: of course...
(He opens it and gets superrr shocked looking at the gift)

(In Bhaveem's room)

Ree: Manager uncleee... Ye kaisi awaz thii??

Event manager: kuch nahi beta.. bass ek plate gir gayi thi

Bhavesh: plate ka itna avaaj?

Manager: haa wo plate pe ek expensive vase tha..

Reem: ohh shitt.. uncle darwaza to kholo... Pata nahi kya gir gaya

Manager: sorry beta can't open the door.. and don't worry wo vase decoration ka tha.. tumhari kisi cheez ko harm nahi hua hai

Ree: hashh

Bhavesh: what hash? Aur aap darwaza kyu nahi khol rahe? Ek min ek min... lekin question is aapne hume yaha lock kyu kiya hai?

Ree: pehle kholne to do yaar

Manager: sorry mujhe Jai ke strict orders hai ki tum dono ko decorations ka kaam pura hone tak ek room mein lock kiya jaaye..

Bhavesh: is he crazy??
Ree: koi aisa order kyu dega lekin??? Ye J bhi na..

Manager: wo to mai nahi janta.. aur mai bass wahi kar raha hu jo mujhe kaha gaya hai...

Ree: thats crazyy!!

Manager: sorry kids.. mujhe kaam hai bye..

Bhavesh: are lekin.. (they heard his retrieving footsteps)
What the hell was that?

Reem: J ko call karna padega.. aise kaise hume lock karne ke liye bol sakta hai wo?

Bhavesh: lekin wo chahta kya hai?

Reem: how am I supposed to know Bhavesh?

Bhavesh: kahi tumne hi to Jai se aisa kuch..

Reem: noooo noo nooo.. maine use aisa kuch karne ko nahi bola thaa... I don't know what's happening heree!!

Bhavesh: accha chalo jaane do.. thodi der mein khol hi denge.. tab tak kuch kare?

Reem: like... What?

Bhavesh: like... Lets play something!

Reem: something like snakes and ladder?

Bhavesh: umm why not.. (excited) lekin board kaha hai hamare paas?

Reem: mere paas hai.. bachpan ka..😅

Bhavesh: tu ab bhi bacchi hi hai.. pata nahi kaise shaadi kar li maine.. huh..

Reem: huh... Whatt??

Bhavesh: just kidding (laughs) wait.. but yaar yes of coursee... You aren't even 19 yet.. technically you are just 18 year old

Reem: well to tum kaunse 60 saal ke buddhe ho?

Bhavesh: I am almost 22 though..

Reem: excuse me?

Bhavesh: fine.. but atleast 21 complete... Tumse to kam se kam 2 saal bada hu..

Reem: Bhavesh... (In serious tone)

Bhavesh: hmm?

Reem: don't you think humari bohot jaldi shaadi hui hai.. I mean see na.. hum dono abhi abhi to shaadi ke liye eligible hue hai..

Bhavesh: aren't you sure about this relationship? I mean About us...

Reem: whatt?? No no.. mera wo matlab nahi tha.. of course I am sure about us.. lekin are we really ready for a husband wife relationship? Don't you think we are too young? Yaar abhi to hamari college bhi puri nahi hui hai

Bhavesh: I know Ree.. yahi baat maine shaadi se pehle Jai aur Sid ko samjhane ki koshish kari thi lekin uss vaqt tumhari safety jyada important thi.. so...

Ree: lekin ab kuch kar bhi to nahi sakte.. jo ho gaya so ho gaya.. we have to accept our faith..

Bhavesh: I think kar sakte hai....

Reem: no.. not again.. bolna bhi mat we can live like friendss...!!

Bhavesh: (giggles) aree nahi nahi

Ree: tooo...?? (Widens her eyes) Nooo... Roommates ki tarah bhi nahii!!

Bhavesh: Aree nahi babaaa.. tu meri biwi hai aur mai teri pati

Ree: kyaaa 😂😂😂😂😂

Bhavesh: maine kuch galat bola na? (Thinking)

Ree: (laughing) idiottt.. tu MERI pati hai?😂

Bhavesh: shitt.. sorry.. I mean mai TERA pati hu yaar... Tu na mujhe confuse kar rahi hai bohottt

Ree: aap to confusjwa gayee.. (Laughing)

Bhavesh: (laughs looking at her laughing) pagal

Ree: accha lekin Friends ya roommates nahi to kya?

Bhavesh: haa.. to I mean.. wo..

Ree: wo.. what?

Bhavesh: let's have a deal..

Ree: (scared) What deal?

Bhavesh: I mean.. Ree mera phir bhi thik hai lekin for you.. I mean tum abhi bohot chhoti ho Ree.. and I think any physical relationship is not healthy for your mental and physical growth. And you know mere liye, tumhare liye.. ye career banane ki age hai kuch achieve karne ki age hai and I think we should concentrate on that.. we should concentrate on our education.. kyuki agar hum ek baar physical relationship mein aa gaye na to it won't be easy to concentrate on studies at least.. mai to phir bhi isi saal graduate ho jaunga but I don't want tumhare graduation se pehle tum distract ho jao.. you have 3 whole years to get through this yaar..

Ree: true.. so jab tak meri gradution puri nahi ho jati we will have our limits marked.. right?

Bhavesh: hmm.. (smiles)

Ree: lekin ye limits kya honge?

Bhavesh: kissing allowed?

Ree: hmm... So kissing tak allowed uske aage nothing is allowed right?

Bhavesh: yaa.. perfect!

Ree: woahh.. we are sounding like planning strategy for some Army Mission😂

Bhavesh: kuch bhii hnn

Ree: lekin phir No honeymoon? Maine to holidays bhi plan kar liye the yaar (sadly)

Bhavesh: Aree honeymoon nahi hua to kya hua..? ghumne to jaa sakte hai na.. ghumne jaane mein kya problem hai? Honeymoon pe 3 saal baad chale jayenge

Ree: haaa.. that means humara ghumne jane ka plan is on.. right?

Bhavesh: yesss!!

Ree: yeaahhhhh...

(While in the jungle)

Fais: what the helll?? Ye kaisa gift haii??

Rosho: Fais.. ye tumhara 22nd birthday hai lekin mere saath to tumhara 1st birthday hai naa?

Fais: to ab tum mujhe 1 saal ke bacche ka gift dogi? (Shocked)

Rosho: mai tumhe uss har birthday ka gift dena chahti hu jo maine miss kiya hai.. hum sabki taraf se..

Fais: matlab?

Rosho: umm.. matlab ye tumhare 1st birthday ka gift hai.. Jannu ki taraf se.. and wait here...
(She gives him another box)

Fais: isme kya hai?

Roaho: khud dekhlo..

Fais: wow.. this is cuteee

Rosho: ye tumhare second birthday ka gift hai.. Rimi ki taraf se

Fais: wait wait.. you mean tum mujhe 22 gifts dene wali ho sab logo ki taraf se??

Rosho: yessss!! (Excited)

Fais: thatsss crazyy Roshh!!

Rosho: whatever... Ab ye kholo..

Fais: 3rd birthday ka? (Shocked)

Rosho: yupsss... 
(He opens the box)

Fais: whatttt??? Are you seriousss???

(Both burst into laughter)

Rosho: ab ABC padhne ki age to ho gayi na yaar... Thodi padhai bhi karlo..

Fais: aise ideas tumhare dimaag mein aate kaha se hai yaaar??

Rosho: bass.. aa jate hai.. waise ye mera idea nahi tha.. maine to bola tha 3rd bday ke liye gift dena hai.. baki ye Sid ki taraf se hai.. (laughs) accha ab ye..

Fais: okayyy.. let's see mujhe 4th birthday pe kya gift milta hai...
(He opens the gift)
Whatt?? Ab isase mein kya karunga?

Rosho: mai jab 4 saal ki thi na tab mai papa ke peeth par baith kar aise durbin se kauwe count karti thi.. (both laugh)

Fais: kyaaa?? Matlab ab mujhe Kauve count karne padenge??

Rosho: your wish.. ye hai Bhavu ki taraf se (yet laughing) accha ab ye...

Fais: hmm.. 5th birthday special hota hai.. let's see... (She gives him the gift)
Woahh itna bada.. ye kya hai?

Rosho: open naaa..

Fais: ok..

Seriously Roshhhh??? Well this is toooo goood!! Ab se mai tujhe isi par pick up karne aaya karunga
(Both burst into laughter)

Rosho: Suree.. why not.. waise ye hai Chuhe ki taraf se.. 

Fais: Wowww.. amazing gifts Janu, Rimi, Sid, Bhavu aur sabse best to Jai ka hi hai abhi tak.. (laughing)

Rosho: accha ab wapas chalo.. yaha iss jungle mein aur kitni der rukne ka irada hai?

Fais: aree lekin mere baaki gifts?

Rosho: Wo baadme milenge.. ab yaha se chalo..

Fais: accha.. come on let's go.. (they get in the car)
Songs?

Rosho: yaa suree..
(They sing the songs playing in the car. After 2 to 3 songs...)

Rosho tries to find something from the back seat
Tu nazm nazm sa mere
Honthon pe thehar ja
Main khwab khwaab sa teri
Ankhon mein jaagun re

She finds the box and holds in front of Faisal
Tu ishq ishq sa mere
Rooh mein aake bas ja
Jis aur teri shehnaai
Uss ore main bhaagun re

Faisal asks her with expressions "What is it?"
Haath tham le piya
Karte hain vaada
Ab se tu aarzoo
Tu hi hai irada

She answer "6th birthday gift buddhuuu!!!"
Mera naam le piya
Main teri ruhayi
Teri hi to pichhe pichhe
Barsaat aayi, barsaat aayi

Faisal ask "seriously??" He stops the car and snatches the box in excitement
Tu itrr itrr sa mere
Saanson mein bikhar jaa
Main fakeer tere qurbat ka
Tujhse tu maangun de

She asks him to open the box and he opens the box

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Box mein kya hogaa???