"Meri bhavishyavaani kehti hai ki inn aatho ki zindagi me tufaan aane waala hai!inki dimaagi stithi kharab hone waali hai!inko paagalpan ke currents lagne waale hai!inshort ye to gaye re baba"

Pragati/Ranbir(shouts) - Whatttt!!!No way!!!kabhi nahi!bilkul nahi!!!

(Vikram - their dad,Pallavi - their mom)

Vikram - are are tumlog to aise cheekh rahe ho jaise tufaan aane waala hai!

Pragati - exactly dad!!!aane waala hai!

Pallavi - are but....

Ranbir - no way mom!aap usse baby sitting me chor do nursery me chor do jungle me chordo maut ke kue me chordo par yaha nahi!no way!na!

Pallavi - guys tumlog bache nahi ho....

Pragati - aur wo bhi nahi hai!

Vikram - we don't want any arguments!wo yahi rahega aaj!

Pragati was about to say,

Vikram - and that's final!

Ranbir - but!

Pallavi - no!

Pragati - lekin!

Vikram - kuch nahi!

Pragati/Ranbir(crybaby face) - pleaseeeeee!

Vikram - hum chlte hai!and take care of him!he will be here any moment!

Vikram and Pallavi leaves,

Ranbir(gulps) - aur wo moment hamari zindagi ka aakhri moment hoga!

Pragati - for sure!ab bas ek hi tareeka hai!

Ranbir - kya?

Pragati - we need the gang!

They look at each other and nods!

Pragati calls Raghbir,

On call,

Raghbir - hey baby! what's up!

Pragati(crying) - babyyyyyyyyy!

Raghbir - smjhgaya aa raha hu sbko leke!(cuts the call)

Pragati sees the phone weirdly,

Pragati - wow!kya boyfriend hai mera!

After sometime Raghbir calls Karan and Preeta on group video call,

Raghbir Prachi,Karan Sameer,Preeta Shristi were together,

Preeta - kya hua Raghbir group call kyu kiya?

Raghbir - guys kuch important baat krni thi!

Sameer - are are are!ye chamatkaar kaise hogya?tu important waali baate bhi krta hai?aashcharyachakit!

Shristi - konsa ticket?

Prachi - are mtlb surprising or i say though shocking!

Raghbir - hogya?krliya mazak!ab mai bolu?

Karan - ha bhaauk!

Raghbir - wo actually baat ye hai ki...

Karan(laughing) - bhaauk bhi raha hai!

Everyone burst into laughter except Raghbir,

Raghbir - tumlog na rehne hi do!

Preeta - acha acha guys stop it!he wants to talk something!let him speak!

Karan - ha bol!

Raghbir - ha to Pragati ne mujhe abhi call kiya tha!aur wo tension me thi!to.....

"Aur ye sunte hi.... Shristi ke muh se paani ka fawaara nikal para!Karan ke gale me popcorn atak para aur wo khaasne laga!Sameer ke haath se uske phone ne kudke suicide krliya!Preeta sofe se niche gir padi aur Prachi apne pujniya bhai Raghbir ki tabiyat check krne lagi"

Karan(coughing) - subah subah Sasta nasha kiya hai kya?babydoll tumhe lagi to nahi!

Preeta - haaye meri kamar tod di!pagal hai kya Raghbir!kaise behki behki baate kar raha hai!

Shristi - Raghbir chad wadh gayi hai kya?

Sameer - mera phoneee!Saale naye phone ke paise tujhse hi lunga!

Prachi - bhai aapki tabiyat to theek hai?pagalpan ka daura to nahi para aapko?

Raghbir - guys come on yaar!Pragati sachme tension me hai!

Everyone(except Raghbir) - exactly! "Pragati" tension me hai?

Raghbir - yaa!

Karan - ye chamatkaar kaise hua?maine to usse aajtak bas tension dete hue dekha hai!

Shristi - whi to!

Raghbir - guys!at Kohli mansion!in 20 minutes!

Cuts the call!

After sometime they reach Kohli mansion,

As soon as they enter,they were shocked to see the scenario,

Sofa covers were spread here and there, newspaper were spread on the ground,chairs were kept unarranged,it was a total mess there,

All wide their eyes seeing the scene,

Preeta - ye kya hua yaha?

Shristi - i think Raghbir was right!kuch problem hui hai!

Prachi - Ranbir kaha hai?i think they both are in problem!

Karan - par ye dono hai kaha?

Suddenly they heard Pragati's scream,

Pragati - Stoppppppppppppppp!

Raghbir(concerned) - Pragati!

Suddenly Preeta saw a hand behind the sofa!

Preeta(scared) - k...karan wo...wo kya hai??

Karan - kya?

Preeta - waha Sofe ke piche!

They see a hand behind the sofa,

Shristi - O god!ye kiska haath hai?aur aise....

Sameer - relax...chalo dekhte hai!

They all walk ahead and peep behind the sofa....

Everyone - Aaaaaaaaaa(shouts)

Prachi - Ranbir!

Ranbir(weakly) - hey guys! finally you all are here!we need severe help!

Karan - pehle to tu uth!

Ranbir stood up,

Raghbir - Ranbir kya hua?aur ye sab kya hai?aur Pragati kaha hai?

Ranbir was about to say when they saw Pragati coming down running,

Raghbir - baby tum thik ho?aur tum chillaai kyu?kya hua hai?

Pragati(gulping) - wo aaya hai Raghbir!ussi ne ye sab kiya hai!

Raghbir - kisne?

"maine"

"Mera solah ka dola, chhiyalis ki chhati...Seedi baat boloon baatein ghumaani nahi aati....Aata Majhi Satakli"

A boy of around 6 to 7 years came there wearing goggle walking in swag,

All wide their eyes seeing him,

Preeta(whispers to Karan) - bacha hai!

Karan(shocked) - tum pregnant ho?

Preeta - what???maine kaha ye bacha hai! idiot!

Karan - aankhein hai meri!dikhta hai mujhe!

Prachi(to Ranbir) - tumlog isse dar rahe the?ye to bas ek bacha hai!

Ranbir - ye Ayush hai!aur ye bacha nahi bomb hai!jab dekho fatt hi jaata hai!bahot khatarnaak hai ye!

Shristi - are come on yaar!ek chota sa bacha kya hi krega?

Sameer - whi to!

Raghbir - baby mat kehna tumne iske liye hame bulaaya!

Pragati - iske kiye puri indian army kam par jaaye!maine to phir bhi tum 6 nikamo ko hi bulaya hai!

Ayush - hello guys!mai hu Ayush!naam to nahi hi suna hoga!ab sunlo!aur dimag ke sd card me fit krlo!

Preeta(widens her eyes) - bacha tez hai!

Pragati - Ayush dekho....

Ayush - ek min ek min ek min.....

Shristi - teen baar kyu?

Ayush - echo effects!(to Pragati) di aapke dost pehli baar mujhse mil rahe hai! introduction to krne do!

Ranbir - ha beta mil le tu inse!dikhaade apni asliyat inhe bhi!

Ayush goes to Raghbir,

Raghbir(smiles) - hey Ayush mera naam hai....

Ayush(with attitude) - Raghbir Malhotra!Vikram Chachu ne aapke baare me bataya tha with photo aur mujhe aapki tehkikaat krne ko bhi bola tha!I will talk to you later!(moves forward)

Raghbir - ye mera sasur yaha na hoke bhi apni kami mehsoos nahi hone dega mujhe!

Ayush goes to Sameer,

Ayush - apna introduction do!

Sameer(widens his eyes) - h...hi mai Sameer Luthra!

Ayush - o bhaiya!itna dar kya rahe ho!bacha hu bhawandar nahi jo khaa jaaunga!

Sameer - ha of course!bache hi ho!

Ayush moved to Karan!

Karan(smiles) - hi Ayush!mai Karan Luthra!

Ayush - hmm!thik hai thik hai!(moves forward)

Karan widens his eyes and mouth,

Karan - The Karan Luthra ko attitude dikha gaya ye bacha!ye baat bahar faail gayi to bezatti hi bezatti!

Ayush then stands in front of Shristi Prachi and Preeta,

Ayush - haaye Pragati di!aapki dost to kitni hot aur beautiful hai!

Pragati(widens his eyes) - hey bhagwaan kya hai ye ladka?hot!like seriously!

He goes to Prachi,

Ayush - hey pretty girl!

Ranbir widens his eyes and glares him,

Prachi(glares him) - haww...tum itne chote ho aur mere saath flirt kr rahe ho!dekho beta abhi tum bahot chote ho aur tumhari umar abhi padhai krne hi hai!tumhe abhi padhna chahiye!padhoge tabhi to naam kroge!aur phir......(she keeps on blabbering)

Ranbir(murmurs) - ye ladki khud hi iska dimag khaa jaayegi!

Ayush(shouts) - bassssssssssssssss!(showing his palm to Prachi)

All startle with his shout,

Ayush - bas...mai smjhgaya didi...mai galat address par aagya!(to Ranbir) aapke liye perfect hai!(moves forward)

Ranbir(smiles madly) - (murmurs) haaye bache bache ko pata hai ye mere liye perfect hai!

Ayush goes to Shristi, before he could say anything she starts pulling his cheeks,

Shristi - haaye kitne cute tum...tumhare gaal kitne soft hai!aur kitne chote se ho tum...alelele.....baby...kitna cute sa hai ye....Ayush mai Shristi....tum na schme bahot jyada cute ho....(keeps on pulling his cheeks)

Ayush - are bassss!didi galatfaimi hogyi hai aapko! bacha mai hu aap nahi!kya item hai yaar!(moves ahead)

Sameer - mujhe to pata hi tha!iss ladki ki harkate hi alien wali hai!

Ayush goes to Preeta,she sits on her knees and smiles,

Preeta - Hi Ayush!mera naam Preeta hai!aap schme bahot cute ho!(kisses on his cheek)

Ayush look at her lostly, smiling madly,

"Tumhe jo maine dekha...Tumhe jo maine jaana...Tumhe jo maine dekha...Tumhe jo maine jaana...Jo hosh tha woh toh gaya...Badan ki ye khushboo...Jataane lagi jaadoo...Toh hoke beqaabu dil kho gaya"

Karan who saw him looking at Preeta lostly,widens his mouth,

Karan(jealous) - iski toh!meri Babydoll par line maar raha hai!

Ayush - hyeee!Preetu tum bahot beautiful ho!

Preeta - aww thank you!

Karan(crybaby face) - Preetu!iski to!aur ye bajarbatti bhi kya aww kar rahi hai!

Raghbir - abe oye!bache se bhi jealous!

Karan - bache waali harkate hai iski!

Pragati - maine to pehli bola tha!!

Ayush - tumhe pata hai tumhari smile kitni pretty hai!(kisses her cheek)

Karan widen his eyes,he went to Preeta and pulled her towards himself,

Karan - abe ye meri hai!

Ayush(shouts angrily) - oyeeeeeeeeeeeee!

All startle listening him,

Ayush - teri himmat kaise hui meri Preetu ko haath lagane ki!(karan widens his eyes)

Ayush pulls Preeta and comes in front of her while she looks at Karan and Ayush shocked,

Ayush - Preetu baby tum mere peeche raho!mai tumhe inki buri nazro se bachaaunga!

Karan(shocked) - baby!!!!abe meri babydoll hai wo!chor usse!

Preeta - Karan tumbhi kya bache se jealous ho rahe ho!jaane do na!

Karan - are lekin....

Shrismeer - Karan control!!

Ayush - Preetu Baby!i will be back to you!pehle mai apne hone waale jiju ki thodi tehkikaat krlu!

He moves towards Raghbir,while Karan pulls Preeta towards himself,

Karan - kaise bacha hai ye!mujhe na iski mom se puchna hai ki iske paida hone se pehle unhone kya khaaya tha!

Preeta(confused) - kyu?

Karan - taaki wo mai tumhe tumhari pregnancy ke time na khilaau!

Preeta - idiot!

Ayush - ha to Mr Raghbir Malhotra!!kabse jaante hai aap Pragati di ko?

Raghbir - amm...i think.....(thinks)

Pragati - Raghbir!(glares him)

Raghbir(immediately) - 4 saal!

Ayush - hmm...good!!maanlo ki Vikram chachu ne aapko reject krdiya toh?aur phir di ki shaadi kisi aur se tay krdi to?

Raghbir(smirks) - to kya? Pragati ki shaadi me aana hai...pet bhar ke khaana hai!(pragati widens her eyes) aur phir dulhan ko uthaakar le jaana hai!bas phir shaadi de baad aashirwaad aur paiso ka cover lene sasur ji ke pass aa jaayenge!

Ayush(smirks) - (to pragati) banda smart hai!you are accepted Mr Raghbir Malhotra!

Raghbir - shukriya aapka!

All laugh!

Ayush - haa to Preetu baby!

Karan - abe mere baap!please...chorde mere hone waale bacho ki maa ko!

Ayush - you mean mere hone waale bacho ki maa right!

Preeta(murmurs) - yaha mai yahi karne to aayi hu!inke bacho ki maa hi to bnne aayi hu mai!

Karan(angrily) - terii toooo........(runs before him)

Ayush ran and hid behind Prachi,

Ayush - bachalo padhaaku didi!

Ranbir - abe uske baare me sochiyo bhi mat!

Shristi - kyu?

Sameer - tu kyu possessive ho raha hai?

Ranbir(stammering) - abb.... possessive kaha ho raha hu?mai bas isiliye bol raha tha kyuki Prachi isse hi pakaa degi!

Prachi(glaring him) - whatt!!!you Baklu!duffer!

Ranbir(bits his tongue) - n...nahi...mera mtlb wo....

Ayush - are chup karo sab!your attention should be on me!

All - yes sir!

Everyone laughs!

At night time,

Everyone was around the dinning table when suddenly a phone starts ringing,

Everyone take out there phone to see it,

Karan - kiska phone bajraha hai Bhai?

Suddenly Ayush takes out a phone from his pocket and receive the call,

Ayush(on call) - hey you stupid!dikhta nahi hai abhi dinner time hai!call me later!i am not free now!(cuts the call)

Raghbir - iss umar me hamare pocket se chocolate ke alawa kuch nikalta nahi tha!aur ye phone!

Suddenly Preeta looks at Ranbir who was looking at Ayush with crybaby face,

Preeta - kya hua Ranbir!

Ranbir(crying) - mera phone tha wo!(snatches the phone from Ayush)

He looks at his phone to see who called him,he sees in recent call and widens his eyes in shock,

Ranbir(shouts) - mai lut gaya...pit gaya....barbaad hogya?

Pragati - congratulations!par aisa kya hua?

Ranbir(crying) - Ms Priya ka phone thaaaaaa!!

Raghbir - waah!kya khushkabri hai!

Ranbir sits on the chair with thud!

After sometime it was their sleeping time,all arranged their beds in the hall only,

Karan(excitedly) - haaye kya haseen mauka hai!raat ko babydoll ke bagal me sounga!aur romance somance bhi krlunga!

Raghbir - aur mai meri baby ke saath!

Just then Ayush comes there running and pulls Preeta,

Ayush - chalo Preetu baby aur Pragati di mai tumdono ke saath sounga!

Karan and Raghbir widen their eyes,

Karan - abb...lekin ye dono to wo yaha...mtlb....

Ayush - o hello!tum dono ko lagta hai mai apni Preetu baby aur di ko tumdono gundo ke saath chrounga!no  never kabhi nahi!

Raghbir(crybaby face) - aisa thore hota hai!

Karan - abe teri waali ko to di bola na...meri waali se to ye shaadi hi krke maanega!

Preeta - sorry bajarbattu can't help!good night!

Pragati - bye baby!

Ayush leaves with Pragati and Preeta,while Karan and Raghbir sat on the sofa with a thud!

Chapter samaapti ki ghosna!