Dunya walooooo! Did you miss us?! Hayeee, arse baad tapki na mai? Kya karti, Prem sir ne toh choppat kar diya career, pata hai kyun? Bataaon?

Kyunki woh jealous hai ke mainae achchi hosting kar di jo unse kabhi bhi nahi hui.

Well, yeh sab side pe rakhte hue, Welcome back to another episode of 'Dil Bole Mental' produced by Rumana Productions. Co Produced by Mental Telefilm. Sponsored by Fiza Rice. Co Sponsored by Aastha Cements. Powered by Nidhi Atta. Co powered by Jazzy Powders. Directed by Mental Sisters and Co Directed by Halima Tunna.

Swagat hai aapka iss episodes mein, you're here with your very own and favourite host, Halima. You can follow me by pressing on my profile right here 👉🏼 _Hxl1m4_ . Thank you.

So shuru karte hai aaj ka episode with our special guest.

Jo shaks pesh karne wale hai hum, woh hai. . . Aaj ki birthday girl and the producer of Dil Bole Mental. Haan, humari one and only, Rumana!! 👉🏼 cuteangelzaya .

*music plays and flashlights flash.

"Hi everyone."

*audience woot and cheer.

H: Welcome to the show Rumana. *Halima says happily and shares a hug with Rumana, Rumana reciprocates*

"Thank you." *break the hug*

H: Take a seat.

"Sure."

*both take a seat.

H: Jaldi shuru karte hai warna woh Chu, aansuon ki tanki lekar pahonch jayegi mere show ko flood karne.

*audience chuckle along with Rumana

"Mujhe laga aaj ke din Chu Dayan nahi hoga but shukar hai ho gaya. I think this is what the Janta loves about the two of you."

H: Tu pehli bandi hogi jisne mujhse kaha Janta loves me, toh matlab I'm their chahiti Host. Jaa ke Prem Sir ke kaano tak yeh khabar pehlaa de, unko bhi pata chale meri ahemiyat *💁🏻+😇

Tu akeli nahi! Mai bhi.

*the thunder and lightings crack and the kabhi khushi kabhi gham tune plays.

Fiza walks in with a wide smile while halima makes faces.

R:Jaaan "she hugs fiza"

F: tum ne yad kiya or ham chale aye "she bows"

H: Think of the devil and the devil appears "murmurs"

F: Halooooo "crushes her in a hug while she tries to release".

F: mujhe pata tha mere bina tu aisi hai jase custard mai ketchup.

R:par jaan custard mai ketchup nahi hoti.

F:pata hai mera matlab tha jase custard mai ketchup kisi kam ki nahi wase hi yeh dayan mere bina kisi kam ki nahi in one word she is useless.

*crowd chuckles while halima fumes*

R: 🙊

H: ate hi apne rang dikhane lag gai churail.

F: kya kro har koi teri tarah rang nahi badalta na girgit dayan *smirks*

Halima shoot draggers at her while crowd giggles.

H: Aur kisi ko pata nahi na ke tu kab tu hai, tere jaise alag roop nahi rakhti na mai.

*Fiza glares and the crowd gasp and then giggle.

F: bakwas kam kiya kar *she huffs*

H: wo toh tu hai bakwason ki dukaan

Fiza stamps her foor while halima smirks.

R: mai bhi hon yahan *blinks*

H:sorry min min, pata nahi kyun jab bhi yeh chu tapakti haina yahan ka mahol thora kharab hojata hai.

F: haan or jase tere ane se chaar chand lag jate hai

H: 😏 ofcourse yeh bhi koi pochne ki bat hai

F: laga chaand mai daag

*laughs*

F: Chalo hamari bakwas ko side pa rakhte hain or bolate hain hamare second special guest ko,any guesses kon hai wo *she blinks*

R: kon hai kon hai mujhe bhi batao *excited*

H: Aj ka show ka ram nam pakka *murmurs*

F: Saanp sung gaya kya boloo any guesses *shouts*

*Noooo* shouts audience

"Pata tha koi guess Nahi karpaega hamare second special guest ko", fiza smiles widely.

"Jaan bata na kon hai", rumana asked.

"Sweety tu hi batade Wase bhi tere baajo wale k pas bheja nahi hai jo wo bataye", fiza says while halima glares.

"Apne jasa hi koi lai hogi yeh chu", halima says.

"Bilkul sahi kaha mere jasi sundar mere jasi susheel mere jasi unique", fiza explains while audience hoots.

"Pakka pagal khane se ayi hogi phir",halima says.

"Sooo guyz put your hands together to your very own teja ki deewani farheeen mastaaaniiiii our mentals ki universal mommmmm",fiza shouts.

*lights turns on and flashlight flashes and everyone claps*

"Fifiiii",rumana happily express while halima bites her tongue.

Two person enters with a sack.

*Everyone stops hooting and everyone looks on*

"Sack",shouts rumana and halima while fiza nervously smiles 😅.

"Parimaa sack mai kab transfer hui", halima asked.

"Dusht logo maine inko cycle ma lane ko kaha tha yeh kisma le aye", whispers fiza to two people while halima tries to listen.

"Yeh hil kyun rha hai", rumana asked looking at the sack.

"Kameeni chu!! Kisko utha k lee ai is saaf pakiza show mai pakka marwaegi phle hi wo ganja hamein phenkne k chakkar mai hai uper se yeh kon hai bol", halima walks towards sack and opens it.

Fiza shuts her eyes tightly.

"Parimaa/fifi".

Farheen: 😷😷😷

"Put your hands together for second star of tonight Farheeeen Malllikkkk", fiza shouts as the lights goes dim.

*audience starts laughing as rumana unties farheen hands and remove tape from her mouth*

H: Wooooho! Dono Birthday girls ka swagat ho DBM ke manch pe *😍

"Fizzi!"

F: Sab idea Dayan ka tha!

H: Kidnap isne kiya aur ilzaam mujhpe? Chu kidnapper aur mai toh neat and clean. *💁🏻

F: shu shu Anto yeh sarasal ilzam lagarhi hai teri beti pa mai ekdm shareef hon teri jasi *puppy face*

H: Tu or shareef *laughs*

F: anto dekha dkeha tune iski hasi ka matlab hai tu shareef nahi hai.

H:😰 jhoooooot

Farheen: halu😒

H: Parimaa, aap bhi kiski baat mein aa gaye, yeh toh aag lagaa rahi hai taake humara jhagda ho. *😕

Farheen: Fizzi * 😐

F: Anto. . .

Rumana: Mei jaaon? *😐

H: Chup karja Chu, dekh, seedhe seedhe show start karte hai warna band baj jana hai dono birthday girls ke haathon.

F:😅 kehna nahi chye but i agree.

H: toh phir khali fookat time khoti kyun karhi hai aja start kren.

F:maine kaha tune kiya ilzam mat de.

H:dekh mera bheja fry mat kr.

F: tera pas bheja hai jo fry krogi

*laughs*

Ham jaye~ shouts rumana and farheen glaring them.

Halima fiza gulps 😅.

"Shall we start the show".

*hoooots plus claps*

"Have a seat".

Both rumana and farheen huffs sitting.

"Jaaanu",comes a voice.

*everyone's looks towards the entrance*

*tujhe dekha tu yeh jana sanam* plays

"Mai agya f..ff....far...farheeen jaaanu".

"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii", shouts fari😰.

Rumana widen her eyes and all controls their chuckles.

H: Yeh kaha se tapak para? *whispers to Fiza.

F: Isko entry pass kisne diya?

H: Security guards!!

"Khabar Daar!!!" Johnny shouts *😠

*thunder and lightening happen and everyone go silent.

"Aj mere or meri jaanu k beech koi nahi aega"~he shouts with death glares.

"Ya Allah",farheen facepalms herself.

"Kisne meri jaanu ko apna kaha"~ comes a voice.

*screen focus*

"Jaan"~ says farheen with happy tears.

"Ek bikhari k sath dusra bikhari muft mai agya"~halima whispers while fiza chuckles along with rumana.

"Jaan!" ~ Farheen *😍

*kabhi Khushi kabhi Gham tune plays.

The voice comes in light with a smile.

"Jaanu!" The voice responds *😍

F: Lo, Ullu bhi tapak padi, pakka Prem Sir ko moka mil jayega taana marne ka.

H: Yeh toh unko de dete hai hazaaron moke. Behne humari hai ya Prem sir ki *😕

*audience chuckle.

"Bikhari kisko bola?!" - Jazzy *😑

"Tujhe"-fiza 😏

"Lalllu"- she glares.

"Or nahi toh kya bikhari ko bikhari nahi toh kya princess bolenge"-halima

*giggles*

Jazzy ignores.

Farheen and jazzy runs towards each other in slow motion.

"Tehro tehro tehro",he comes in between showing his hand.

"Meri jaanu tak phonchne se phle tujhe meri laash se guzarna hoga kaali naagin"~johnny *thunder strikes*

"Bol bhi kon raha jo khud ksi bhangi se kam na ho"~jazzy 😏.

*laughs

"Dekh Johnny, seedhe seedhe hat ja saam ne se warna. . ." ~ Farheen

"Warna kya? Apne jigar ke tukde ko maarogi?" ~ Johnny *sadly looking at Farheen.

H: Yahan kisi ne bhi drama dekhne ki tickets nahi li hai, band karo tamasha aur . . .

"Chup!" "Chup!" "Chup!" ~ Johnny *repeat telecast

*dhom tanana nana dhooom

F: Drama band kar, agar itna shonk tha toh serial mein apply karta, yahan kyun aaya? *😒

H: Wahan koi apnaaye toh jaaye na.

"Aur nahi toh kya, bandar jaisi shakal le aaya yaha show kharaab karne" ~ Jazzy *😤

"Bandar kisko kaha tune kalmuhii"~johnny 😠

"Kalmuhi kisko bola kale katte"~jazzy *👊

"Jaan"~farheen *😪

"Haan"~ says johhny and jazzy at same time.

* Screen focus on their faces 3 times*

"Wo meri jaanu hai tu pare hatt ja yeh punjab di kudi tenu chaddegi nai"~jazzy *💪

"Tu punjabi toh mai bhi andhra Pradesh ka larka hon aise nahi jane donga apni jaanu ko"~johnny *😏

"pehle mun khol k bolna toh seekhle gorilla"~jazzy *😏

*laughs plus claps.

H: Yeh sab kahi aur karo please, tamasha karo tum sab aur naam badnaam ho hum dono ka.

"Toh kisne kaha dekho? Jaa sakti ho tum!" ~ Johnny *😏

*slight chuckles.

F: Tum ho kaun?

"Super hot munda of all time, heartthrob of all girls, naam hai Johnny aur nahi hoon horny." ~ Johnny *in DDLG style

*chuckles

H: Kuch zyaada zubaan nahi khol rahi teri.

"Zara excuse us, I'm busy with my Jaanu!" ~ Johnny *😇

*Halima, Fiza and Ruma shake their heads while Jazzy shoots daggers at him.*

H: Iss two by two sarre hue piece ka kajela cheerna hi hoga tujhe *whispers to Fiza.

F: Aur tujhe iss kaale saand ka khoon peena parega. *whispers back.

*chuckles

"Bhaiyya dekho kaun aai gawa." ~ Voice.

"Ab kaun aaya?" - Ruma *🤦🏻‍♀️

H: Kaun?

F: Kaun?

"Nahi pata." ~ Johnny *😏

"Arrey, tum sab ka babuwa Raghav." ~ Voice and walks forward.

*All surprised.

"You mean Ju wala Juyal? Raghav Juyal? Crockroaxz?" ~ Ruma *☺️

"Jai baat!" ~ Voice and walks onto the stage.

*cheers, woot, claps and whistles

H: No ways! Am I dreaming! *😮

F: Apna Raghav!! *😃

"Raghav!" ~ Farheen *😍

"Raghav." ~ Jazzy *😀

H: Raghav! *😍😍

"Happy birthday birthday girls." ~ Raghav *😘

"Thank you." Farheen and hugs Raghav *☺️

Johnny touches his heart *thunder strikes and glass breaks.

"Thank you." ~ Ruma *😍 and also hugs Raghav.

H: Raghav manch pe aaye aur mai hug na karoon, ho hi nahi sakta *😂❤️

Halima walks towards Raghav and hugs him after Ruma and Farheen did.

"Ho hi nahi sakta." ~ Raghav

H: I can't believe I'm hugging you *😍🙊

F: para hatt dayan mai bhi line mai hon *😍 *slightly pushes halima who twisted her lips and hugs raghav*

He hugs her back.

*hooots*

"Ap bhi line mai asakti hai muhtarma"~raghav winks at jazzy who smiles hugging him.

As soon jazzy left johhny stands infront of him.

"Sorry but yeh line sirf larkio k lie thi"~raghav😎

H: yeh ksi aurat se kam hai kya

*laughs plus claps*

"Tujhe hug bhi kaun karna chahta tha, mai toh bas dekhne aaya." ~ Johnny *😒

"Kya? Mai janta hoon I'm. . ." ~ Raghav

F: Hot

"Cool." ~ Farheen

"Dashing." ~ Ruma

"Stylish" ~ Jazzy

H: And Handsome

"Munda." ~ Raghav completes.

Johnny twists his lips.

*Raghav! Raghav! Raghav! + claps.

F: Wah, dekha, iske shubh kadam padte hi janta ko khushi mil gayi warna yeh lavanna saand bore hi kar gaya tha sab ko.

H: Janta log love you.

"Haina, they so love him." ~ Ruma *☺️

"I love you too." ~ Raghav *😉 at Ruma.

*woahhh! And cheering.

*Ruma slightly blushes.

F + H + Farheen + Jazzy: Awwwwwwww

"I love you Farheen." ~ Johnny *on his knees.

*screen freezes! Thunder strikes and all shocked.

"Meri jaanu ko propose kiya meri jaanu ko"~jazzy 😡😡😡

"Jaanu tum aise logo ko ignore maro yeh side role k lie hain, tum bas mere proposal ka jawab do"~johnny 😍.

"Agar yeh aise propose karega toh isko toh billi bhi nahi milegi." ~ Raghav *😆

*laughs and giggles.

Johnny stared at Raghav with anger.

"Aisa na hi dekho babuwa, tumra dimaag ka phuse ud jaiga. Hum hai hi badi kamaal ki cheez." ~ Raghav *😝

*cheers.

Johnny takes steps towards Raghav while Raghav takes steps back and gulps, Ruma then stands in front of him, stopping Johnny from taking further steps.

*Bahubali tune.

"Khabar dar agar ek qadam bhi agay bharaya tuch insan"~ rumana *😠

Johhny looks at rumana for a min and burst out laughing while everyone eyes him confused.

"Piddi si rokegi mujhe agay jane se tumhe toh mai ek ungli se ura do"~Johnny 😏.

"Yeh toh gaya"~jazzy *🙊

Rumana smirks making a fist and blowing it on his stomach 😏💪 she blow her nails.

"Oii maa"~johnny * 👀*

*laughs and laughs.

H: Dekha woman power ka kamaal *😇💁🏻

"Don't ever underestimate the power of a common girl." ~ Raghav *😏

F: Aur nahi toh kya, iski ungli toot hi gayi lagta hai, ab kaise udaayega yeh *😏

Raghav walks forward. *Gerua tune plays.

Raghav then forwards his hand while smiling at Ruma, Ruma places her hand in his.

*Gerua starts playing while spot light shine on the two.

"Dhoop se nikal ke
Chhaanv se phisal ke" *he spins her.
"Hum mile jahaan par
Lamha tham gaya." *he then twirls her and moves her in and out.

"Aasmaan pighal ke
Sheeshe mein dhal ke" *she moves side to side with him, matching his steps.
"Jam gaya to tera
Chehra ban gaya" *he then turns her and her back rests on his chest, the two sway.

"Duniya bhula ke tumse mila hoon
Nikli hai dil se ye duaa" *he moves her forward and twirls her so that she's facing him, both smile at each other.
"Rang de tu mohe Gerua
Ranjhe ki dil se hai duaa
Rang de tu mohe gerua" *he moves side to side with her and then twirls her.

*the music stops and everyone cheer and clap.

"Hayeee, how cute." ~ Farheen *😍

"Jaaanu"~jazzy forwards her hand while farheen smiles keeping her hand on her making johnny fumes.

Flashlight falls on them and music starts playing.

Kehte hain:
Khuda ne iss jahaan mein
Sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko hai banaaya *jazzy twirls farheen while she blushes, johhny twist his lips*
har kisi ke liye
Tera milna hai uss rab ka ishaara
Maano mujhko banaya tere jaise hi kisi ke liye * both do same steps and purposely hits johnny who is still sitting on floor eyeing them*

Kuch toh hai tujh se raabta
Kuch toh hai tujh se raabta
Kaise hum jaane, hume kya pata
Kuch toh hai tujh se raabta
Tu humsafar hai
Phir kya fikar hai
Jeene ki wajah hi yehi hai
Marna issi ke liye
*Johnny stands and tries to stop them when jazzy purposely makes him fall keeping her leg on his way and continues dances*

Kehte hain:
Khuda ne iss jahaan mein
Sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko hai banaaya
har kisi ke liye... * she spins farheen and both smiles facing each other*

*claps plus hoots*

"Yeh show hai k romance ka adda"~fiza *😒

"Ham kar kya rahein yahan chu"~halima *😬

F: Wohi toh, humare stage pe aise chipak gaye jaise chewing gum zameen se chipakti hai.

H: Samajh gayi.

F: Wah Dayan, manna prega lekin poochungi ke kya samjhi.

H: Wohi jo tu keh rahi hai. Chewing gym ki tarah chipak gaye na zameen pe, ab humme hi unko ragad ragad ke phenkna parega. *😏

F: Aaj kal mere saath reh ke smart ho gayi tu *💁🏻

H: Joke karne ka time nahi hai Chu.

F: kam ki batein tujhe joke hi lagti hai *😏

H: hogya *😒

F: kuch hona tha kya * 😕

H: * sar mar emoji* inko phenkkkkkkkkk

F:ohh wo toh bharak kyun rhi hai seeedha seedha bolneka na faltu time khoti krhi hai .

H *🔪 👊 😠* Tujhe seedhe samajh aane ka talent hota toh pehle na bolti!

F: *👋🏼👊🏽

*Fiza Fiza Fiza*

*Halima Halima Halima*

Halima and fiza looks at each other 😒

H: chu mai kya soch rhi thi agar ham yhe mukke chaaku apne uper use krne k bajaye kuch useless logo par karen toh *😏

F: kehna nahi chye lekin acha idea hai *😏

H:toh hojye

F:hojye

H: 👊 👊 👊

F: 💪👋👋👋

"I think I should leave. Lekin don't forget to watch Dance Champions on 30th September only on Star Plus! Google the timing." ~ Raghav *gulping and running for his life.

H: Raghav *☹️

F: Bas! Bas! Bas! Ab tune mujhe majboor kar diya! *😠 and looks at Johnny. *repeat telecast.

H: Ab yeh churail roop dharan karne wali hai. *😐

*Fiza was fuming and her eyes were getting bigger and scarier*

*chudail roop dharana vishwasa abhina kundali bhrasham karegi. Chudailishm chudailishm namho namha - Mantra plays

Johnny: *😲😨

Jazzy: *😮

*Fiza picks the stick up and faces towards Johnny with big widened dangerous eyes.*

Johnny gulps *😰

"Sister, I was only jokingaaa." ~ Johnny *runs for his life.

Fiza then gazed towards Jazzy. Jazzy takes steps back.

"Lagta hai lallu ne roop dharan kar liya, dekh lallu para hatt ." ~ Jazzy *.

Fiza walks towards her while jazzy gulps.

"Lagta hai exit ka time agya hai bye jaaanu yaara mai chali phir milogi agar yahan se bach gai toh"~jazzy *😰 runs away.

H: Finally jaan chutti but Raghav *😕

Fiza looks at Halima with the same dangerous look and Halima takes a step back.

H: Dekh Chu, mujhe Dayan ka roop dharan karne pe majboor mat karna warna mahabharat se bhi bada yudh ho jayega and no one wants that. *😶

*everything goes silent and Chudail Mantra plays.

Fiza closes her eyes and calms herself down.

Rumana and farheen kneely looks on.

F: By God in namono ko bhagane k lie kya kya karna parta hai *shakes her head*

H: manna parega chu tu hai bht talented * proud*

F: 😏 akhir beti kiski hon.

"Meri"~farheen 😍

"Or meri jaan"~rumana 😍

H:😒 mai bhi hon yahan.

F: savior of the day mai hon toh tu zara side pa hoja * 😎

*menu kala chashma plays*

Halima twist her lips while everyone claps.

H: teri heroinpanti khatam toh shuru kren.

F:poch kya rahi hai kar na. 😋

Halima huffs.

H: Toh finally ab thang ka kuch pesh kar sakte hai. . . Lekin milte hai break ke baad.

F: Kahi mat jana aur bane rahiye Dil Bole Mental's ke saang. Miliye todhi der baad tab tak break le aaye hum.

*music plays and lights dim and audiences do small claps.

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*lights turns on and music plays*

Welcome back to another episode of 'Dil Bole Mental' produced by Rumana Productions. Co Produced by Mental Telefilm. Sponsored by Fiza Rice. Co Sponsored by Aastha Cements. Powered by Nidhi Atta. Co powered by Jazzy Powders. Directed by Mental Sisters and Co Directed by Halima Tunna.

*claps claps claps*

F: ek bar phir ap sabhi ka swadat hai dil bole mentals mai apka own favorite show jase k ap sab.....

H: ap sab jante hai aj hamare sath mentals k do dil or ek jaan hamari aj ki birthday girls, a round of applause for farheen and rumana

*claps* rumana and farheen walks in hand in hand.

F: Toh humne socha hai ek game khele, jiska naam hoga "Kai Poch-e."

H: Aur yeh game hard sound karta hai but trust me, it's easy.

"Woh kya hota hai?"

F: Yeh game kuch aise khelte hai ke hum aap se sawaal poochenge aap dono ke baare mein.

H: Aur aap dono ko jawaab dena parega jisse hum dekhenge aap dono ek dusre ko kitna jaante hai.

F: start from easy one this one is for you sweety, toh bta mentals ki universal mom kon hai 😋

"Yeh bhi koi pochne ki bat hai jaan"~rumana 🙊

Farheen~🙈🙈🙈

"Or wo hai......."~rumana

"Mai", comes a voice.

Fiza and halima~ ab kon tapka *sar mar emoji*

*light falls on a face*

"Mai hon universal mom lalli".

*Kya kya kya* repeat telecast.

"Mai hon universal mom"~farheen *😠

"Tum meri jagah leni ki koshash jari rakho but le nahi paaogi." ~ Lalli *😏

"Tum hogi Dunya ki universal Mom! But Mental's ki sirf mai hi hoon aur mai hi rahoongi!" ~ Farheen *😇

"Puri dunya adhi mental hai toh hui na mai Mental's ki universal Maa." ~ Lalli *😇

*chuckles.

"Safed sand khabar dar khud ko mentals ki universal mom bola wo sirf or sirf mai hon, kyun fizzi halu rumi batao isko"~farheen *😤

"Haaaan".

"Lo akeli mai dum nahi islie in piddio ko lekar agai, mai hi asli universal mom hoon kyun audience"~lalli *😏

*audience cheers and claps*

"Piddi kisko boli tu!!" ~ Farheen *😡

"Woh mere bachche hai! Himmat kaise hui teri!" ~ Farheen *😤

*Jodha Akbar tune plays (The battle one.)

"Oye moti side pa hatt meri anto universal mom hai thi or hamesha rahegi samjhi"~fiza * 👊

"Or agar tune hamari parimaa ki jagah leni ki koshish ki toh tujhe churail nahi dayan roop dharan karke bhagaogi or aisa bhagao ki tera kamra kamar ban jayega"~halima *😏

"Dekho Lalli, Mental's ki sirf ek hi universal Mom hai aur woh humari Fifi hai." ~ Ruma

"Toh mai kaunsa jagah le rahi hoon uski, usko share karna nahi aata? Swaarti aurat." ~ Lalli *😒

"Don't you dare! Swaarti kisko bola tumne?!" ~ Ruma *😑

"Is 5 foot ki adhi mental ko tujhe kyun mirchi lagrahi hai"~lalli *😏

"5 foot kisko bola".

"Tune meri rumi se aise kese bat ki"~farheen*😡😡

"Jase tujhse karhi hon wase hi"~*😏

"Dayan aj bina paise die hi show ki band baj rahi hai hamara kya hoga"~fiza *😪

"Woi hoga jo manzoore prem chopra hoga"~halima *😔

Both looks at each other with puppy eyes and then at stage where rumi farheen and lalli is continuously fighting.

H: Chal chalte hai.

F: Chal.

Fiza and Halima slowly start walking away.

H: Ek minute, vote appeal toh de ke jaye.

F: Kaunsa? Aur kiske liye?

H: DQ ke nominations khulne wale hai, vote appeal maang lete hai janta se, kya pata janta mehrbaani kar de.

F: Rehne de, khisak le warna janta ande aur tamatar phenkegi.

H: andar or tamatar bhi hamse mehenge hai aj k show k lie toh hamein jootey bhi naseeb nahi honge.

Both nods and looks at stage.

Halima starts walking while fiza stops her.

F: dayan yeh hamara stage hai or ham aise kaise is moti ko ispar raaj krne de* crossed arms*

H: so toh hai agar aisa hai toh aj is lalli ka kam tamam mai krogi*😏.

F: neik kam jitna acha ho utna acha hai, ja dayan ja.... Ja dekhade apni power * 💪

*singham plays in bg*

Halima smirks walking towards stage.

"Tu kaali naagin"~farheen and rumana pushes lalli.

"Tum dono hippopotamus"~ lalli pushes them.

Rumana and farheen looks at each other and burst into laughter.

"Chor ulta kutwal ko Dante".

"Khud ka size dkeha nahi or bari ai hamein hippo bolne wali khud kisi kaali saand se kam hai kya"~ rumi.

*chuckles*

Lalli is about to punch them when halima shouts" Tehroo" ✋

" aj tune meri dono maaon ka apmaan kiya hai matlab mera apmaan kiya hai or aj uski qeemat tujhe soud sameet wapis krni hi paregi"~halima *😤

*singham plays*

"Hah! Yeh piddi si ladki mujhe daraayegi!" ~ Lalli *😆

H: Piddi bol lo lekin pachtaaogi tum! Himmat kaise hui tumhaari?! Haan! Tum samajhti kya ho apne aap ko?! Meri Parimaa aur Min Min ko bura kehti jaaogi aur mai yahan chup chaap sunti jaaongi?! Nahi Lalli. Kalti maar idhar se abhi!

"Aur tu hoti kaun hai mujhe nikalne wali!" ~ Lalli *😏

H: Chu, ek ungli pakro *and forwards two fingers.

Fiza looks at the two and then picks Halima's index finger.

H: Dayan

F: Dusra Naagin wala tha kya?

H: Hmmm. Chal roop dharan nahi karoongi.

F: Kaise bhagaaegi is jhalli lalli ko phir?

H: Apna tareeka hai na. Isne aaj meri dono maaon ka apmaan kiya hai Lekin mai badla nahi loongi kyunki un dono mujhe badla lena nahi sikhaya.

"Yeh kya sanskaaron ka paat chalu kar diya tumne." ~ Lalli *😒

H: Aap humse bari hai Lalli Ji, aapka apman nahi kar paaongi, kahan hai charan kahan hai apke lalli ji mujhe apka ashirvad chaiye * halima bows while lalli backoffs*

F: kya lalli anti aise krte hain kya ashirvad dijyena dayan ko.

H: ji lalli ji dedijye na mere bhaag khol jayege.

"Yahan entertainment ke liye aayi thi Lekin ab Sanskaaron ka paat shuru, bye. Mai chali. I have no interest, or haan anti hogi teri maa abhi toh mai jawan hon huh!" ~ Lalli *😒 and walks away.

F: Yayyyyy! Lalli out! Achcha ball pehka tune Halo.

H: Shukriya *smirks

*Victory tune and audience clap.

"Shukar hai bala talli"~farheen and rumana*😅.

"Ab or bina samay barbaad kiye bharte hai surprise ki taraf"~fiza 🙊.

"Surprise"~😍

"Haan surprise"~halima

*The lights go dim

2 person enters in joker attire on the stage in hoverboard, music starts playing in bg.

*Plays in the BG and the lights flash on them.

Main hoon, bas yahan main hoon
Mere jaisa koi hai kahaan

Farheen and Rumana look at each other shocked as the two clowns dance.

Main hoon, aage aage main hoon
Mere piche saara hai jahaan

Main hoon... aage aage...

*song ends.

"Umm, please welcome. Your, surprise?" Halima *😶🤔

"Yeh kya hai?" ~ Farheen *😐

"Yeh surprise tha?" ~ Rumana *😳

"Haan kesa laga haina ekdum jhakas"~fiza *😍.

"Haaan" *😅.

"Hello beautiful ladies"~ the clown bows infront of rumana and farheen who smiles at them.

"Lights"~ one of the clown shouts clapping.

*lights turns off*

"This one is for you"~both points at rumana and farheen respectively.

Both looks each other shocked.

Some People comes with balloons circling around the birthday girls,who looks on surprise.

As the circle moves, they gasped seeing them standing infront of her.

*lights fall on their faces while crowd cheers as they enters removing their clown hat*

"Varun".

"John".

"Rumi meko pinch karna"~ farheen *😶

"Tu mujhe punch marde"~rumi *😶

Halima and fiza smirks pinching both rumi n fari.

"Ahhhhhhhh"~both shouts looking at each other.

"Music"~they shouts.

*imagine Punit as Rumana and Farheen and D as John*

The whole stage was dancing, Rumana and Farheen move back as everyone came near them.Soon mentals come on stage with balloons and snow sprays and party poppers surrounding birthday girls.Halima and Fiza sign each other and join the stage. Dancing with John and VD along with the rest.

"Awwww! Tera Happy Birthday!" Everyone shout and start giggling as the music turns off.

"Happy Birthday." ~ John *hugs Farheen
Farheen: *😵☺️

"Happy birthday." ~ Varun *twirls Rumana and then bends down on his knees smiling at her.
Rumana: *😮☺️

"Koi mujhe bhi toh hug kar lo." ~ Halima *😂☺️

"Time nahi hai! Cake laao." ~ Fiza *😏

"Cheepdi"~halima glares her walking from there.

"Varun john"~fiza *😍 she goes and hugs them.

"In sab ka time kaha se aya ab tere pas chudailni"~halima glares coming inside with cake in her hand.

"John vd"~all mentals drool over them while they tries to hug them when halima stands infront of them blocking them.

"Nazrein baad mai jama lena pehle cake katlo"~halima *fake smile*

John and vd holds farheen and rumana hands respectively making them stand infront of cake while all mentals surrounds them.

"Ruk jaoooooo"~ a voice interrupts them.

"Not again".

"Yeh cake mai katonga"~ 😎

*prem chopra*~ crowd N everyone shouts as he walks inside with style.

Halima and Fiza look at each other in shock.

"Isko abhi tapakna tha!" ~ Halima *whispers*

"Ab gaye." ~ Fiza *whispers*

"Aap kyun? Aapka kaunsa Birthday hai." ~ VD

*shocking tune plays. Dhoom tana nana nana and everyone gasp.

"I so love him." ~ Halima *😂😍🙊

"Wah VD wah!" ~ Fiza *😂😍😘

"Tu mujhe rokega"~prem *😤

"Wo nAhi mai"~john *😎

"Hayeee"~farheen *🙈

*Bahubali tune plays as John smirks at Prem. The audience cheer.

"Ek idea hai." ~ Halima

"Tum chup betho!" ~ Prem *😒

H: *😑

F: Bol le Dayan *looks at Prem* *😏

H: Mai kya keh rahi thi, John aur VD bechare Prem Sir ki haddiyan tor denge ek dhakke se, so better hai hum ek game khele jisme humme se koi Prem sir ko takkar dega.

*Laughs.

Prem: *😑

F: Kaunsi game?

H: Meri pyaari cute si Bell. Yaha aao.

Navya walks forward confusingly.

H: Toh it will be Navya Vs Prem Chopra! *🤗

*Audience cheer.

"Game kya hai?" ~ Rumana

"Mujhe karna kya hai?" ~ Navya *🤔

H: Toh as we all know ke Prem Sir bare young ban ke style marte hai. Toh kyun na ek aisa game ho jaye jahan hum dekh sake woh kitne young hai. *😂

*Everyone giggle.

F: Woh kaise? *🤔

H: Toh as we all know, our Navya is a flirty queen, toh in dono ko line marni paregi ek dusre pe aur jiski bolti pehle band ho jaye teen second ke baad, woh haar jayega. And agar Prem Sir haare then he can't cut the cake and agar woh jeete then he will. Toh ho jaye game shuru? *😇😏💃🏽

*Shuruu!! They all cheer.

F: Wah Dayan, kya game socha hai. Ab Prem Sir haarenge. Pakka wala. *😂💃🏽

Prem: *😤

H: Let the showdown beginnnnn!!

*Woooh! Everyone cheer.

"Kya aap koi camera ho? Because I can't stop smiling when I see you." ~ Navya *😉

*Oooooooo!! *cheer

Prem: Jawaani hai, roop hai, khubsurati bhi hai Lekin did anyone tell you you're beauty with the brain? *😏

H+F: *🤣

*Ohhhh!

Navya controls her laugh: Lagta hai aap self conscious ho, mai bhi toh kyun na hum dono kal jogging pe chale? Aap aage bhaagiyega aur mai aapke peeche kyunki mere Papa kehte hai apne sapne ke peeche bhaago. *😉😏

*Everyone cheer and hoot! Prem is left speechless.

H: 1!

F: 2!

VD: 3!

John: And Prem sir lost!! Winner is Navyaaaaa!

"Yayyyyyyy!!" Everyone expect Prem *💃🏽z

H: Bell! I knew it! Tere aage toh koi Baadsha bhi na tik paye toh Prem Chopra kya cheez hai! *😂😍😘😘

F: Ab pure haq se the Birthday girls cake kaatengi. *💃🏽

*everyone claps and hoots*

"Chalo birthday girls jaldi se cake kato"~ mentals.

Prem eyes them with slight anger.

Rumana and fari holds each other blowing the candle.

*happy birthday to you* everyone sings clapping slowly.

Fari and rumana cuts the cake, nidhi and shanaya burst the party poppers while jazzy sally and mouli throws snow spray on them and ash kia astha rini burst the glitters ballons and halima fiza ruch cheeers.

John and vd claps as fari and Rumana about to make them eat when prem chopra purposely hits them to which cake smears on their faces.

*audience laughs while mentals gasped*

"Prem chopra tu toh gaya"~ vd and john takes the cake piece and smears on his face.

Everyone laughs seeing prem chopra face who hufffs and throws cake on birthday girls and starts laughing.

Rumana and Farheen pouts while rest mentals become angry.

"Meri jaanu yaara".

"Meri fifi jaani"

"Pari sweetu".

"Shonu cutie"

"Fairy maa rumi"

"Fari ruma"

"Iski toh", mentals pick up the pieces a and runs after prem chopra, they throws cake on each him but it hits them.

"Meko cake khana tha"~fiza 😥

Soon a cake hits her face and she looks up to find halima holding it and laughing at her.

"U r dead", she glares halima and picks up a peice and throws it on her but she moves aside and it hits farheen and rumana.

"Jaan fizzi". 😑

She gulps as both of them picks up the cake aiming towards her, she bends and it hits halima and shanaya. They glares picking it up and throwing on her but it misses and hits on jazzy and nidhi who throws back and hits mouli rini and ash soon all starts throwing on each other messing the stage while prem chopra stuck between them. Vd and john runs away seeing them.

"Stoppppppppppppppp"~prem chopra shouts on top.

Everyone stops and looks at him.

"No more fight"~he strictly says licking the cream on his fingers.

mentals looks at each other with a smirk and........

"Happpy Birthdayyyyyyyy"~ they throws everything on him bursting into laughter.

*everyone laughs and starts throwing eggs and tomatoes shouting Happpy Birthday*

Mentals starts beating prem chopra.

" Toh isi k sath ekthatam hota hai dil bole mentals ka agli bar phir milenge ek brand new episode k sath apke apne chahite host k sang shubh ratri".

*flying chappal*

'Dil Bole Mental' produced by Rumana Productions. Co Produced by Mental Telefilm. Sponsored by Fiza Rice. Co Sponsored by Aastha Cements. Powered by Nidhi Atta. Co powered by Jazzy Powders. Directed by Mental Sisters and Co Directed by Halima Tunna.

*curtains pull over.

The end!

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The end of DBM.

Hope you enjoyed today's episode 😂

Sorry ham late hain but sara kasooor dayan ka hai miss late lateeeef 💃 chalo jane do Happpy late walaaaa birthday updateeee antoooo or sweeetyyyyy 🙈🙈🙈🙈 hope apko maza aya ho 😂😂😂😂 chalo ji ab ham chalay phir aenge apne dhamake k sath

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