"Dudes, this is my twin brother Cade!" America introduced to the G8 members. "Cade, say hi!"

"Evening, fellas." CSA mumbled. He liked meeting new people, but he wasn't fond of other countries except for Mattie and Al. "Hey, uh, where's Matt-a-bubbles?"

America smiled at CSA's cute nickname for Canada. Then he, too, noticed the absence of the quiet nation.

"Real good question." I answer. "Maybe he's visiting his country?"

"Maybe we should visit Canada!" someone yelled (Y'all guess who)

"Yeah!"

"Canada! Canada!"

Normally they weren't like this. So what happened?

~Time skip brought to you by Stanton optical commercials!~

"Can I get you anything?" the server at the Canadian café asked us.

Most of the Allies, excluding Britain, got coffee. Y'all know what Britain got. Germany and Prussia got coffee too, Italy got hot chocolate, and Japan joined Britain on Team Tea.

The server wrote their orders down and left.

"Anyone notice something... off? Really off?" Russia asked.

"Come to think of it" CSA leaned back "yeah, something IS off."

"Maybe it's how strangly polite everyone is?" Germany suggested.

"This is Canada, after all." Prussia added. "Why wouldn't they be nice?"

"Even the kindest of countries has a few criminars." Japan threw in.

A little girl sitting a table away must have heard them talking. "Why question it? Malware provides goodness for us." she told them.

The countries share a puzzled look. "Malware?"

The girl turned to her mother. "Mommy, they don't know who Malware is."

The mother reached for her phone and made a phone call. When she finished reporting in hushed tones "free ones", she told her daughter "Don't worry, the viruses are coming for the bad men."

"Bad me-" CSA found himself grabbed by the arms by two men wearing creepy rabbit masks. They were all being grabbed by the "viruses".

Prussia let out a silent scream.