dylan

can you pls admit you want to have babies with newt bc lets be real we all know hes a pretty fine specimen and you two would make some pretty fine children

d- hands off my man

d- ...

d- and never said i didnt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

how do you feel about newt's british accent bc personally i find it hot x1000 hbu

d- whats a british

what is your nickname for your period? (example: aunt flo is a common one)

d- since i live in an environment full of males i try to refrain from speaking about it out loud but secretly i call it "being dishonorably discharged from the uterine navy"

newt

when are you finally gonna admit you have a thing for dylan hmn

n- soon soon

n- shoot.

n- i just-

n- i just admitted it didnt i

n- ....

n- shuck

what would you do if you found out gally had a crush on dylan (hypothetically) would you fight him or nah??

n- lil slinthead would be banished

n- jk.

n- i'd lock him in one of those little separate shower rooms and no one would miss him because everyone hates gally

best pickup line?

n- since the only girl i've met is dylan (and the coma girl) i have not needed one but the smile and wave thing worked pretty well thanks madagascar penguins

if dylan wasn't in the picture, would you be gay for thomas?

n- um-

or gay for minho?

n- sloWwwW down sugar i'm diabetic

n- plus thomas would feed me to the grievers

when are you going to admit you have a thing for dylan because c'mon newt step it up a bit she's surrounded by boys you gotta make your mOve

n- soON I'LL DO IT SOON OKAY SOON. SOON. GIVE A MAN A MINUTE

wanna be on this show where i have many husbands because i'm marrying you minho and thomas

n- do you have a permit for this

thomas

if newt and dylan were to get married would you give them your blessing

t- uh um wot pls explain dylan likes newt newt likes dylan whAt

what would you do if you walked in on dyl and newt making out would you scream or punch him or both????

t- bleach my eyes and throw holy water on them

if you could be a girl, would you and why?

t- yes bc i could date minho legally

t- ...

t- wait what who said that

best pickup line?

t- ok lemme think

t- *clears throat*

t- *deepens voice*

t- my name is oliver queen. for five years i was stranded on an island with only one goal: survive. now i must fufill my father's dying wish- to use the list of names he left me and bring down those who are poisoning my city. to do this, i must become someone else. i must become something else.

what do you think of the girl in the coma ??

t- she cute but she's in a coma and it would be really weird if i admitted it so

minho

marry me?

m- r u thomas?

(no)

m- then no.

wanna makeout?

m- did i invite u to my barbeque??

m- ...

m- thEN WHY U ALL UP IN MY GRILL

m- jk everyone wants a piece of minho

how did you train to be a runner? like were you just always able to deal with the exertion

m- i firmly believe that i was naturally born as the best runner out there i am that shucking amazing bow down

what's your best pickup line?

m- ayye lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

qualities in your dream girl ?

m- thomas.

do you think thomas is hot?

m- the second word in that sentence is who i think is hot

m- jk its thomas hA

what about newt?

m- nah son he's my homie and dylan would viciously attack me if i thought so bc lets be real she likes him am i right ladies

dylan or teresa?

m- thomas.

if you saw a really cute kitty on the street would you pet it? bc i know you're a little qt on the inside

m- when nobody is watching i'd stuff that lil sucker under my shirt and take it home with me

can you date me pls or i'll be really sad

m- lulz sorry ur still not thomas

will you marry me?

m- i already answered thi-

never mind, that's not a question it's a statement. marry me now.

m- i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

alby

why are you so cool?

a- i feel like this is a joke

how do you deal with all the annoying shitheads in the glade?

a- i try really hard not to punch them. then i go to bed and dream about throwing them off the Cliff

what's your best pickup line?

a- roses are red
violets are blue
it must've been fate you came here
bc im so glade i met you

a- ....

a- see this is why i don't do this stuff

why are you named alby?

a- bc thats what my mom named me u gotta problem

gally

best pickup line?

g- are u a volcano?

g- bc i'll explode inside of u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*cricket sounds*

g- wAIT WAit i mean i lava u yes that's what i meant definitley

why do you hate people like bruh love makes the world go round

g- evERYONE HATES ME SO THE FEELINGS MUTUAL

are you a real boy?

g- i'm pretty sure

g- *looks down pants*

g- i have a d so i'm positive i am

do you think dylan is hot??

g- shes annoying af oH My gOD son of a GLaDeR but other than her personality yes 10/10 would bang

*knuckles cracking in distance*

g- i think newt heard that so gotta go bye im moving to portugal

teresa

thoughts on thomas?

t- if thomas is the one with the dark hair and dark eyes then hes cute but sadly he is a garden and i am only smalla than a bug

who do you 'ship' dylan with?

t- that blond kid

why are you so pretty?

t- wellllllll idk what i look like so i cannot answer that but thanks gurl

do you and dylan ever exchange tips of period discomfort?

t- i have not yet had that during my coma state in the glade so no

are you and dylan synced up?

t- read the previous answer

if you could be a boy, would you and why?

t- no. i would not i dont want to be even close to the likes of gally

chuck

ok let's be real you're the coolest person in the glade

c- finally someone who realizes this

can you divulge any dirty little secrets on some of the people in the glade ? (like does minho sing in the shower or something ?)

c- 1. it is not minho who sings in the shower, it's alby.
2. newt and dylan like each other (i can smell the wanting from across the glade it's gross)
3. once the creators sent up acne medication for winston but he hid it before anyone could see it
4. everyone agrees that minho has the best butt in the entire glade

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

c- i c what u did there

do you have a thing for stacy's mom?

c- *iggy voice* who dat, who dat?

W.I.C.K.E.D

can you f*ck yourself or nah?

w- Scientifically speaking that is not possible.

have you seen the musical, wicked?

w- We do not know what a 'musical' is.

do you manufacture and sell wicker baskets?

w- No. And if we did, no one would buy them because we are a top secret organization.

can you die for me pls thanks

w- Then the Trials wouldn't be complete and the Subjects would be stuck in the Glade forever did you think of that? No.

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wow ok that was fun

gALLYS PICKUP LINE IM STILL LAUGHING HAHAHAH

also thank you to everyone who sent in questions!!

~kristyn