I don't even know why I'm in a ranting mood . . . this is like the Chat Noir thing all over again.

Okay, first off. Who is this?

This is not my precious Alec, this is a middle-aged man masquerading as my parabatai!! (I did a test/quiz, he is in fact mine-ish) I mean, yay, it's not like Percy Jackson movies where "Annabeth" wasn't blonde, as smart as we know her to be AND DIDN'T HAVE THE FREAKING CAP (!!), but it's obvious that this guy isn't as cool as the Alec that was given to us.

(I do not apologise for the middle aged part because cmon, he doesn't, in any way, look 18)

I mean, I'd vouch for Space Dad to be there because he looks younger. (Makeup will fix the scar, white hair and fact that he's a cartoon)

Shiro does look so sweet in this picture. To be honest, though, he always looks sweet.

//saves photo multiple times for drawing purposes

Anyways, I'm only slightly bothered that the movie even hardly mentioned Magnus and Alec together, AKA one of the best ships to ever sail on this planet, Malec. Like, how in the name of God do you manage to stop Alec from getting some good screen time AND no time with Magnus??

(I lied. I was flipping out the whole time that when they did meet, Alec was knocked out and Magnus didn't properly flirt like the flirtatious guy he is)

It was like they were bothered that he's gay or whatever, which is dumb. 

He's amazing just the way he is and no one can stop that, no matter how many times some movie director cuts it out, he's still adorable with Magnus. 

As you can see, the movie didn't jive with me. The show, so far, really does. Which you should immediately watch because Alec is so sweet and deserves love. Love with Magnus. Repeat that with me.

Love. 

With.

Magnus.

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