Day 18: Your Least Favourite Beatles Wife
Crap . . . y'all are probably going to hate me.
Or at least guess it in five seconds and laugh when I get my rantin' hat on.
HOW THE HELL ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH CAN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW JOHN LENNON. HOW THE ACTUAL HELL??!?!!?!?!
HE'S A BEATLE! THAT COMES WITH EMMENSE FAME! EVEN MY GRANDPA IN NIGERIA (!?!!) KNEW ABOUT HIM!
So, if she wants to go with that "I didn't know him, I didn't know I was wrecking a relationship" crap, go ahead. I really don't buy it.
Still, she ate one of George's sandwiches! She put in input that was not needed! I literally don't care if she was the sole creator of Hey Jude, she was not a band member and she never will be. It's not even a mistress thing, it's a "This is a band of 4 guys from Liverpool". She isn't either of those. So she, like the other Beatle girls, should've kept her freakin' distance. But NOOOO, she's special!!
(A moment of silence for that moment I lost all respect in John for pushing a girl into the band when we all know he would've killed the other guys for even suggesting to bring their girls. Like, why. I gained it back though. I'm just quietly mad now.)
This isn't to say that I think she broke up the Beatles. No, she doesn't get that satisfaction, man. I believe she merely broke the Beatle's back. Or was the last drop that broke the dam. (Dam fries. PJ jokes are good) Think she sped up the process, really. Same with Cyn and John's relationship. She was literally the worst case scenario, though.
When will I bury this hatchet? NEVER!!
Or eventually, which ever comes first.
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