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It's Paul because he's secretly John's wife/husband.

Nah, it's actually a tie between Linda McCartney and Cynthia Lennon.

Linda may have not been musically inclined, but she still helped Paul as he worked on his band and his latest lyrical project. She didn't slow it down but instead helped when help WAS ASKED FOR. UNDERSTAND YOKO??? 

I̶ r̶e̶g̶r̶e̶t̶ n̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ s̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶,̶ I̶ k̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ h̶a̶t̶e̶ Y̶o̶k̶o̶ O̶n̶o̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ a̶ f̶i̶e̶r̶y̶ b̶u̶t̶ a̶w̶k̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ p̶a̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶.̶

And if you remember, when Paul lost Linda, he described it as losing a piece of him. And I'm not even sure he ever got that back. So Linda had to be a special gal.

And Cynthia is obvious. When I wrote that "tribute" story, I felt close to her, but at the same time, so freakin' distant. So when I started writing it and getting ideas, it felt like she was this awesome person and in the end, I wish I never finished it, just so I could learn even more. I dunno, I still wish she was around, because it feels like she had more to do.

Note: This is not me saying that I don't like all the Beatles wives/girlfriends. I do, they're all nice people who happened to know our boys and deserve respect. Except Yoko Ohhellno. Don't trust her and don't like that music. If you can call it that. Well, I'm not sure I trust Heather Mills either, but that's a story for a different day.