Will: "a kiss on your arms can heal that cut"

Nico: .............

Will: "doctors order!"

Nico: "okay"

Will: "kiss me.....doctors order"

Nico: "okay"

Will: "be my boyfriend"

Nico: "doctors order?"

Will: "....well not really but yeah"

Nico: "okay"  *kisses Will again*

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*Nico and Will about to kiss*

Nico: "Wait!"

Nico: "I have to make sure..."

Nico: "Jason, are you here?"

*silence*

*silence*

*silence*

Jason, from underneath the bed: "...maybe..."

Will: "Jason!"

Nico: "GTFO!"

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Nico: "Dad, I'm gay!"

Hades: ...

Nico: ...

Persephone: ...

Demeter: ...

Hazel: ...

Will: ...

Jason: ...

Percy: ...

Bianca's ghost: ...

Fandom: ...

Earth: ...

Universe: ...

Hades: "Hi Gay! I'm dad!"

Nico: "Gods...damnit dad!"