Sixteen ounces

I was talking to my friends at a parade I was participating in for cheer. I was sorta making fun of another friend of mine bc she is really skinny and short and bony and stuff and she's my flyer. I was saying that she weighs like a pound. My friend said "16 ounces?" I said "no less than that. Like a pound" she just said, "sixteen ounces IS a pound." I said "oh. Then yes"

Me and dog