It started as a normal day at Skool for Dib, with Ms. Bitters and her long lectures, Zim and his tauntingness, and everyone else just being dumb. It was all normal until lunch when...
"Here's your dinner." The lunch lady dropped a load of weird, colorful, goop on Dib's tray.
"Whats this?" Dib questioned. He wouldn't normally question what they gave him but, this time was different because, he was the only one getting this stuff. Everyone else got rise and ketchup.
"Its all we have left," the lunch lady said gruffly "found it out back."
Dib was a little worried at her statement of were she "found" it.
He just sighs and goes to sit by his sister, Gaz. He drops the tray on the table and sits down. Gaz responded with a grunt of annoyance, obviously not wanting his company. Dib picked up his spoon and took a scoop of the colorful stuff. He was about to take a bite but, noticed Zim eyeing him nervously a few tables down.
He raised a questioning brow at him.
What's his problem? Dib thought.
Earlier
Zim dumped a bucket of colurfull goop in the trash.
"Alright Gir, this was a complete mess in the plan, so don't touch it!" Zim yelled at his robot dog.
"Whhhyyyyyy???" Gir tossed his head to the side almost falling over.
Zim sighed "Because, Gir!"
"Whyyyy??!!" Gir continued.
"Because, consumption of this...GOOP! Has resulted in temporary retardation and insanity. So leave it!" Zim left it at that.
Gir smiles "I like insanity!"
Now
Dib brought the spoon to his mouth and took a bite.
"Hmm." He pondered over the taste for a moment but suddenly spaced out and dropped the spoon. His sister looked over at him confused.
Dib eyes flickered rapidly from side to side, looking at the other kids as if they were all aliens.
"What's your problem?" Gaz caught her brother attention. He made a high pitches sqwee noise as he turned to face her.
"Gaz?!" He yelped.
"What?!" His sister was becoming weirded out.
"Gaz, you didn't tell you were a UNICORN!!!" His eyes sparkled. Gaz just stared at him confused "What's wrong with you r-?"
Gasp! Dib cut her off "What time is it?!"
He pulled an egg out of his pocket and looked at it "Oh no I'm late for the ball!"
He gripped his shirt and tore it off revealing a tuxedo. By now his sister was extremely weirded out so she slowly stood up, and left the lunch room.
"Now for the accessories!" He pulled a pot of spaghetti out of no were.
Zim, who was still watching was a little scared by that..
Dib dumped the entire pot of spaghetti on his head and yelled "Mumamia!"
Other kids were noticing Dib's weird behavior and were giving him strange looks.
"Bert, you gotta drive me to the ball!" He pointed to one kid.
"My names not B-?" The kid was cut off when Dib through the pot at his face.
"There's your change!" Dib ran up to him and jumpend on his shoulders "to the ball, Jarry!"
The kid got up shaking "O-okay okay!"
"I don't wanna fall off so I'm just going to hold on to your eye balls." Dib jammed his fingers into the kids eyes. The kid screamed and ran around aimlessly.
"Hurry up Timmy, I'm gonna be late!" Dib dug his fingers deeper into the kids eyes.
"Someone help meee!!!" The kid screeched. All the other kids were leaving there tables, some to come watch and others running away.
Dib finally leaped off the kid and fell on a table face first.
When dib looked up he saw Zim and his smile widened "Zim!"
Zim was shaking "Stay away from me!!!"
"But zim, because of mashed corn and buttered rocks, covered in my mother, YOUR MY DATE TO THE SQUARE!" Dib yelled.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Zim screeched when Dib leaped on top of him.
"Get off!!!" Zim struggled. Dib shoved the egg into Zims mouth and ran a finger down his face "Shhhhhhhhh...."
Zim layed their shivering and looked at Dib. Suddenly Dib got off him and yelled "I AM NOW GOING TO EXPLODE!"
He exploded. All the kids gasped and Zim sat up and spit the egg out of his mouth. He took a few deep breaths and looks at the ash on the ground were Dib exploded.
"H...Ha!" Zim cheered " the Dib exploded! Victory for Ziiiimm!!!"
"Hi Zam." Dibs voice sounded from behind Zim. Zim turned around and screeched "WHAT?!"
"Zam, your a frog and I have to lift the curse off you!" He grabbed Zim by the shoulders.
"Dib, how did you- mph!" Zim was cut off when Dib slammed his face into his and started to full on French kiss him. Everyone in the cafeteria screamed and started to panick. Zim was screaming too but on the inside as Dib continued. Eventually Zim's eyes rolled to the back of his head and he died. Dib released him and threw him across the room somehow.
"Im Batman and I deserve free turtles!" Dib screamed and launched himself out the window. Then everyone died because Dib was Batman.
The End
This story was meant to make no sense so please...if that was stupid, it was supposed to be XD