In class, Mr Chewing Gum asks me to sit beside an idiot, Solid (short form for Solomon). Solid is definitely an idiot. I tell you this, nothing gets into his brain. He is super huge like a brick buuuuuut, his brain is smaller than a bug.

Mr Chewing Gum then gives us a paper which says, 'Class 5D, write about a time when you had an unfortunate incident.' Chewing on my pencil, I thought. I could write a whole A4 page about how sitting beside Solid is a very unfortunate incident, but I didn't wanna land in detention (again).