So how's life people. Dis is me. Your favorite doggy.
So all is well, life is good, twister ends in a loop, and do you poop?
So I want to tell you that my owners bought another dog who they thought was a female and wanted us to mate.
But I am like"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"!!!!!!!!!.
I got that dog to follow me and then I went to my bowl of water.
When I reached it I spit into it and told him to drink.
He argued a little but as he was thirsty he drank it.
Suddenly he turned onto his back and said his stomach tickled and said that I poisoned him.
After a while he was okay so I told him to jump off the sofa.
He climbed on but sat down on it.
Humph!. Scaredy cat.
More like scaredy dog.
I started to tease him and he got up and jumped off.
Suddenly he stopped in midair as if he fell onto glass.
He was surprised and I told him he had super powers.
He started showing off and I growled at him.
He got so scared he fell onto the ground with a thud.
Poor guy.
Poor dog I mean.