Dear Diary...
  Well, I guess telling the truth too much finally caught up to me... I have to get therapy now because of my anxiety. But I will never, EVER lie. Like, EVER. My therapist gave you to me write in... Pretty nice, I guess. On a different subject, I finally mastered my spell for becoming human! Humans are pretty weird... thy don't wen have any paws! Can you BELIEVE that?! I couldn't at first. Next time that I write to you, I'll have a picture for you of what I look like as a human. Got to go, until I can write again!

                                                             Vitani