Dudes! I found out North's secret! The awesome thing about this is Its also Canada's! Okay, okay! So..when I came over to his place, I found twenty pounds of solid weed under his bed! Crazy, right!? The same thing happened when i went to Canada's place! I wonder if Feliciano does the same thing..he is a lot too happy for having a Arnold Schwarzenegger on his team, and a really depressing brother and back story. Wait..

Then, I found at the back of his closet, he has twenty, 5 foot long riffles.. WHO USES RIFFLES ANYMORE!? (And Btw, is 20, like his favorite number!?) I can hear someone coming up the stairs. It might be south, it might be North, but any way, I'm getting the f*** outta this joint! (No pun intended) Bye, Dudes!

-Alfred Jones