I'm Ivory. I just realised you did not know my name. 

There is no need for all that introducing, but you may want to know that this Ivory is the Ivory that wrote in your annoyingly white pages when I finally get the fame I deserve. For this reason, I will tell you my name.

I am Ivory Mitchelle.

Lucky me, having one of those names that everyone loves but no one seems to remember. I wear glasses, am 67 inches (5'7) and one of those girls who people call nerds, though I hardly ever study.

You can verify the fact with the other books in the shelf when I leave you with them, they are all dusty.

I do not wish to tell you any more about me or my thoughts, in case my brother, Cole-the-asshole, is reading this while I am asleep.

All you are going to get from me is that Cole-the-asshole has the best nick-name ever possible. So if you're reading this, big brother, I am going to make you regret it.

Right now, I am unable to think of anything to write so here is the one thing that is circulating in my mind even as I write this.

This is a complete waste of time.

This is a benefit-less squandering of precious seconds.

And hours.

And minutes.

And since I was told to write what is going on in my head, I have written this truthfully.

Fifteen minutes left.

This is the worst way to misuse time.

This is an entirely idiotic necessity that my brother thought up.

This is something I never ever will bother to make my children do. (if I have children/if a man will agree to make me his).

This is-

This is...

NOW YOU'VE EVEN AFFECTED MY USUALLY BRILIIANT BRAIN.

Now, you're driving me mad.

YOU'RE DRIVING ME UP THE WALL, DO YOU HEAR ME?

Of course, diaries cannot hear. Sometimes, I wish my brother didn't know that I could hear so that I could pretend to be deaf and do nothing he tells me to.

I wish all sorts of stupid things.

It's annoying really.

I just read my last few sentences and am wondering if I have a bipolar disorder.

I don't think I do. I am just too irritated with Cole-the-asshole and you.

 Bye.

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I want to let you know that I use British spelling. Some words may be spelled the American way but that is due to auto-correct that is currently malfunctioning and changing only the words it does not need to.

*fails to kill auto-correct so waves and saunters off*