Shuu:

Shuu: *looks at you from his place on the couch* You know, I may sleep a lot but you could sleep with me.

You: *stares at him blankly* (How am I supposed to take this...?)

Reiji:

Reiji: *studying with you yet again* I could treat you like my homework. Slam you-

You: *runs out the room, not letting him finish* NOOOO!

Reiji: That damn Laito...I knew I shouldn't have listened to him...

Ayato:

Ayato: *pulls the cliche stretching and putting his arm over your shoulder trick* Soooo, you come here often?

You: *raises your brow* Probably more often than I should.

Ayato: *jaw drops* (I'm her boyfriend, what's that supposed to mean?!)

Laito:

Laito: *winks at you* Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

You: Laito...I thought you didn't believe in heaven.

Laito: (Welp...guess I goofed.)

Kanato:

Kanato: You're so sweet; you may give me diabetes, (Y/N).

You: Can vampires get diabetes...?

Kanato: *flips table once more* I'M JUST TRYING TO BE SWEET!

You: Uh oh...again.

Subaru:

Subaru: Roses are red, violets are blue...uh...uh...crap! I can't remember how the rest of it went! *punches wall*

You: I-It's okay, Subaru! You don't have to--

Subaru: *keeps punching walls*

You: *slowly backs away to give him and wall-chan some space*