Halloween
Houston:GUYS!!!
Dallas:Yes Houston
Houston:Humans have this tradition called Halloween where they go around collecting candy
Wolf:I can't eat so fuck that *walks out room*
Clover:That sounds fun but I got work to do
Dallas:Yeah sorry but I got work as well
Houston:...but I wanted to scare people
Wolf:*crashes through wall* YOU HAD ME AT SCARE LETS GO
*that night*
Houston:Trick or treat *gets candy from 23rd house*
Random kids:HEY GIVE US YOUR CANDY
Houston:...no
Random kids:THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO...
Wolf:*standing over Houston with blazing eyes which were leaking black oil*
Houston:Huh?
Random kids:WHAT IS THAT?! *runs away*
Houston:*turns around* What was that about?
Wolf:*looks completely normal* Humans can be weird
Houston:Oh well...LETS CONTINUE
Wolf:I love this Halloween tradition
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