PS: kiyà hua Ms aaj khud Anubhav ji yahan aaey hain, apki tabiyat toh theek hai na?

HM: kyun pushpa ji woh hum say milnay yahan nahi aa saktay kiyà?

PS: aa saktay hain kyun nahi aa saktay hain woh.

KS: ho gaya apka pushpa ji. Acha toh bhaiya ap yahan bhabhi say milnay aaey hain?

AS: ha humain un say kuch important Kam hai.

KS: acha aaisa Kaun sa important Kam hai k bhabhi k ghar aanay tak ka intezar ap say nahi hua?

AS: hum apko nahi bata saktay hain Kashi.

SS: aray maddam ap samjha Karen na sir Ms k Sath romance karnay aaey hun gay ya Ms un say naraz hungi toh unhain mananay aaey hun gay hai na sir?

AS: ji nahi romance karna humaray bus ki baat nahi hai, or Haseena ji dosri larkiyun ki tarha bilkul nahi hain Jo baat baat par mun phula k baith jaen.

PS: wah dekha Karishma maddam ap nay, kuch seekheay ap bhi Ms say , yeh toh roz lalla say lar k naraz ho k baith jati hain or humaray lalla ko roz roz inhain mananay k liay kabhi shopping par lay Jana parta hai toh kabhi long drive ya candle light dinner par. Tab ja k yeh manti hain agar nahi lay k jaey toh do din tak apna Sara gussa lalla or uski cheezon ko patak patak k nikalta hai phir majboran lalla ko inhain lay k Jana hi parta hai.

CC: pushpa ji yeh toh buhat hi ghalat baat hai..

KS: kiyà ghalat baat hai is mei? Hum ko batana Zara? Yeh Jo tum shadi ka laddu khanay k liay itna uchal rhy ho na patni do din mei tumharay yeh pankh kat day gi. Phir pharpharatay rehna idhar se udhar.

SS: sun liya tu nay aur saas bahu k beech mei bolo tum. Mujh se kuch seekh cheetay deekh mei kaisay chup chap saas bahu ki fight enjoy karti hun.

KS: kyun kiyà hum or pushpa ji yahan bandar ka nach dikha k tumhara manoranjan karwatay hain Kiya? Khud ka kaam nahi hota fight enjoy kartay hain

AS: behna shant ho jao itna karood sehat k liay theek nahi hai. Santosh Sharma pani....

SS: ji sir.

She drinks the whole glass water in one go and Anubhav is waiting ...

AS: Santosh Sharma hum nay pani ka Kaha tha?

SS: ha sir mei nay pani pee liya hai.

AS: hum nay ap ko peenay k liey nahi Kaha tha balkay Kashi ko pilanay k liey manga tha.

SS: sorry sir mei abhi Lai.

AS: behna pehlay toh aaisi nahi thi ab kiya ho gaya hai apko?

HM: pehlay aaisi nahi thi ka kiyà matlab hai Anubhav apka? Yeh toh jab say thanee mei aai hain aaisi hi hain, hum toh inhain jazbat sikha sikha k thak gay hain par yeh hamesha baat see Kam or laat say zayda Kam layti hain

KS: Ms.

AS: yani k ap sirf humaray samnay hi Shareef bani rehti hain?

KS: yeh ghalat baat hai bhaiya lagta hai hum nay ghalti kar di bhabhi chunnay mei.

AS: ji nahi ap nay bilkul perfect bhabhi chunni hai, apko hum nay kiyà samjhya tha pehlay har baat ka haal karood or gussay say nahi nikalta, ap Shanti say mamalay ki nazakat ko samjh k kuch bhi Kaha Karen.

KS: ji bhaiya hum samjh gay.

AS: samjh gaen toh achi baat hai haseena ji chalen hum ap say woh baat kar lyn jis k liey hum yahan aaey hain.

HM: ji ap humaray cabin mei chalen. Wahen batein kartay hain.

AS: ji theek hai chalen. Waisay mannah paray ga ap kaisay in logon ko sambhalti hain?

HM: yeh sab jaisay bhi hain par ek dam saaf dil or ek dosray say pyar karnay walay hain, pushpa ji or karishma Singh bhalay hi ek dosray say larti hun par Pyar bhi ek dosray say bay pannah karti hain.

AS: acha humain laga k in dono mei banti nahi hogi.

HM:  .... Dono mei khoob jamti bhi hai abhi dekheay ga hum dono yahan cabin mei hain toh dono saas bahu darwazay say chipak k kharay hun gay oil check karnay k bahanay humari batein sunnay k liay. Ap kharay Kyun hain baithain na. Chai lyn gay ap?

AS: nahi....

" Par humain toh peeni hai. Mere liey bhi ek cup chai or Sath mei garam garam samosay ho jatay woh bhi hari chatni k Sath toh maza aa Jata" a voice from behind.

AS: Ravi tum aanay mei itni dyar kaisay lagi?

Ravi: sorry mei traffic jam mei phans gaya tha, waisay Mrs Singh you are looking beautiful as always.

HM: thank you .

AS: yeh tum kiyà kar rhy ho?

Ravi: wahi Yar Jo tujhe Karna chaheay tha.

HM: kiyà Karna chaheay tha?

AS: kuch nahi haseena ji. Agar  Karishma Singh nay details nikal li hain toh woh file lay aaen gi ap.

HM: ji hum abhi laey.

AS: yeh tum kiyà kar rhy ho? Haseena ji say kiyà keh rhy thy tum?

Ravi: khubsorat lag rhi thi toh mei nay keh diya waisay aaj itni qareeb say unhain dekha hai sach mei woh buhat Sundar hain, kisi bhi married person ka Iman dagmaga jaey ga unhain deekh k jaisay tum kho gay thy un mei. Waisay Anubhav bhabhi say abhi tak milay bhi ya nahi?

AS: ha mil liya hai infact hum ek haftay pehlay unhain ghar bhi lay aaey hain

Ravi: wah mujhe bataya bhi nahi, kaisi hain Meri bhabhi Mrs Singh ki tarha Sundar hain ya nahi. Waisay Anubhav sach kahun tum nay shadi karnay mei jaldi kar di thora intezar Kar laytay toh yeh mil jati. Waisay tum dono buhat formal nahi ho rhy ho Mrs Singh say haseena ji. Kahen koi chakkar wakkar toh nahi chala rhy ho na in k Sath?

AS: tumhain hum aaisay waisay shaks dikhtay hain? Hum apni patni say hi pyar kartay hain bus.

Ravi: wah ek haftay mei Pyar ho gaya, waisay jaisay tu apni haseena ji ko deekh rha tha mujhe laga k tujhe in say love at first sight ho gaya hai. Agar tujhe pata nahi lagta k yeh married hain tu abhi tak inhain purpose kar Chuka hota? Kyun Sahi keh rha hun na?

HM: kisay purpose karnay ki batein ho rhi hain ( haseena enters with file and give it to Anubhav)

Ravi: apko purpose karnay ki BAAT hum kar rhy thy.

HM: humain? ( Looking at Anubhav) yeh  humain purpose karnay ki baat kar rhy hain aur ap khamosh baithay hain?

Ravi: nahi Mrs Singh ap ghalat samjh rhi hai, mei apko purpose nahi Kar rha hun Anubhav say keh rha hai apko purpose karnay k liay. Mera matlab hai k...

HM: oh acha... Humain laga k ap.  Waisay ek baat kahen Ravi ji

Ravi: apko humara naam kaisay pata.

HM: ap k is dost nay bataya hai..

Ravi: yani k Anu tu roz Mrs Singh say milnay thanee aata hai itna dewana hai, abhi keh rha tha k apni patni say pyar kartay ho.

HM: waisay Ravi ji itnay handsome shaks ko  koi kaisay mana Kar sakta hai? Agar ap k dost chahain toh hum say extra marital affair chala saktay hain humain koi iteraz nahi hai.

Ravi: kiyà sach mei? Deekh Anu aaisa confidence hona chaheay Jo tujh mei nahi hai..

AS: chup karo patni hai woh humari or teri bhabhi hai woh idiot..

Ravi: bhabhi???

AS: ji....

Ravi: yeh sach keh rha hai?

HM: ji yeh bilkul sach keh rhy hain hum hi hain Mrs haseena Anubhav Singh.

AS: ab hum jis Kam k liay aaey hain woh kar lyn agar tumhari ijazat ho toh?

Ravi: ji bilkul

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At night:

HM: kiyà hua Anubhav ap kiyà sooch rhy hain?

AS: haseena ji ek do din mei yeh case solve ho jaey ga or humain phir yahan say Jana hoga pata na dobara kab chutti milay humain. Toh hum chahtay hain k ap bhi do teen chutti lay lyn ta k hum ap k sath thora samay beeta saken.

HM: ji theek hai jaisay apki marzi.

AS: waisay hum nay kabhi nahi socha tha k hum apni patni k Sath samay beetanay k liay itnay utsuk hun gay. Pata nahi ap nay hum par kiyà Jadu kar diya hai. Hum nay khud ko buhat roka tha in sab say par hum na chahtay huay bhi ap ki oar khichay chalay aaey

HM: hum nay kuch nahi kiyà hai Anubhav ji, humari nani maa Kaha karti thi k nikah mei buhat taqat hoti hai. Agar hum sachay Dil SE kisi rishtay ko nibhanay ka sooch bhi lyn toh chah k bhi hum usay nahi toar saktay.

AS: Sahi kehti thi apki nani maa.

HM: Anubhav ji agar ap nay thora samay hum Sath guzarnay ka sooch hi liya hai toh hum movie dekhnay ya shopping par chalen, ya phir long drive ya candle light dinner par? Waisay hum jantay hain k humain apko is tarha pareshan nahi Karna chaheay par ......

AS: par... Hum mantay hain hum nay Kaha tha yeh k humain yeh sab pasand nahi hai or shaid hum ap ko samay nahi day paey. Par hum ab samjh gay hain k desh k Sath Sath humaray liey ap k parati bhi kuch farz hain agar ap apnay pati se nahi kahen gi toh aur kis say kahen gi phir ap. Hum apko shopping, movie , candle light dinner or long drive sab par lay k chalen gay.. yeh do char din ka Sath saal bhar ki doori ki bharpai toh nahi Kar sakta par hum phir bhi koshish karen gay.

HM: thank you so much Anubhav ji.
I like you very much 💞. You are best husband in this world ( pulling his checks)

AS: and you are bestest wife ( kissing on her checks)

She blushed and dug herself in his arms.

AS: waisay ap k gaal jab sharam say Laal hotay hain toh ap aur zayda khubsorat lagti hain.
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AS: kiyà hua maa ? Ap kahen ja rhi hain?

Maa : ha hum kuch dino k liay tere mama Jo ki taraf ja rhy hain, humain bhaiya ki buhat yad aa rhi hai. Dil bhi ghabra rha hai buhat. Aur tu bhi hai haseena k Sath abhi toh hum jab k ho k aa jaen gay. Phir bahu ko akela chor k Kahan ja saktay hain hum.

AS: ji maa ap mama ji say mil aaen. Hum apki train ki ticket karwa daytay hain.

Maa: uski zaroorat nahi hai bhaiya nay Sara intezam kar diya hai. Aaj sham ki train hai humari.

AS: mama ji nay Sara intezam kar diya hai or ap humain ab bata rhi hain?

Maa: nahi Kal sham aachanak say bhaiya ka phone aaya tha tab ho unhon nay humain bataya hai or tum dono hunaray sonay k bad ghar aaey toh hum bata nahi paey

AS: koi baat nahi maa. Hum sham ko apko station chor aaen gay.

Haseena is coming out from kitchen

HM: kiyà hua Anubhav ji sab theek toh hai.

AS: ha bus maa mama ji k ghar ja rhi hain kuch dinon k liay

HM: par kyun? Maa kiyà hum say koi ghalti ho gae hai ap hum say naraz hain Kiya?

Maa: aray nahi beta tum say koi ghalti nahi hui hai na hum tujh say naraz hain, bus Anu k mama ji ko humari yad aa rhi hai  or humain unki toh bus isi liey hum ja rhy hain.

HM: acha humain laga k ap hum say naraz ho gaen hain.

AS: apko aaisa kyun laga haseena ji k koi ap say naraz bhi ho sakta hai.

HM: kyun k humari Ammi ko hamesha hum say shikayat rehti thi isliay.

AS: ha ap Jo hamesha shadi say inkar Jo karti thi.

Maa: or humain Anu say yahi shikayat rehti thi par ab hum Khush hain k us nay humain itni Sundar sanskari bahu la k di hai.

AS: shukar hai haseena ji ap k aanay say humari maa hum say khush toh hui. Warna humara bhi ghar aanay ka maan nahi karta tha. Kyun k maa k pass humari shadi k Siwa koi aur mudda nahi tha.

Maa: ab toh aanay ka maan karay ga na tera biwi Jo aa gae hai?

AS: ha maa ab toh chuttiyun ka intezar rha karay ga.

Maa: dekha haseena tumharay aanay say yeh nalaiq bhi badal gaya hai sab tere pyar ka asar hai.

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To be continued.

Sorry for grammatical mistakes

I hope you like this part and I will try to update soon