The Boar's Hat.

Practically Britannia's greatest bar, it was quite literally what it said.

The boar's hat. You guessed it, the bar itself was strapped strangely onto a gigantic green boar. Nobody ever noticed when the hat reached their vicinity. Three days ago, there was an empty hill. Three days later, a bar had always been there.

If this wasn't strange enough its inhabitants certainly were. It was run by a talking pig and a young blonde boy. Accompanying them, was the very third princess of Liones working as a waitress, a giantess who shrunk to fit inside the bar, the king of all fairies, an immortal bandit, an emotionless oddity, a real ray of sunshine and a cheating magician. A bunch of misfits, the tale only worsens once it's discovered that they are the Seven Deadly Sins.

From hero to zero to hero, that was how they rolled. And with the Knight of Scraps Disposal and a princess, things never got old. The mismatched bunch went on several adventures, a pervert leading the way. And so another companion would join to save the day.

This is a tale of humans and beings from other worlds. It is a story of ancient times. Countless conflicts have been repeated throughout Britannia's history. No longer is there anyone who knows how it all began and how to bring everything to a stop. However, there is one man who does know and the order of knights that man commands is...

...The Legendary Seven Deadly Sins!

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Chapter I
Doppelganger

The bar was packed like usual. A delicious aroma of food filled the bar, enticing the noses of many. It was a Friday, and on Fridays, these guys loved to drink.

Business was booming now that the owner of My Sweet Gluttony, Lord Escanor, had joined The Boar's Hat too. Having Ban as a cook certainly improved the reputation of the bar compared to Meliodas' death-defying masterpieces. All were thankful to be spared.

"Three Bernia Ales coming up!" the silverette yelled delightedly, three wooden jugs in hand. Carefully, she placed them on the table before each customer, "Here you go, don't get too drunk now," she smiled.

"Thanks, little lady. Why don't you have a seat? You look like you've been working pretty hard," a customer offered, grinning drunkenly.

"I-it's alright. I'm used to it by now," Elizabeth smiled comfortingly at the three men.

"Don't worry about it. We'll even get you an Ale- it's on us," his friend offered, laughing.

"Sorry, but I can't keep the other customers waiting. Lord Meliodas believes in me," the princess explained to them, "Maybe next time," she laughed.

"I didn't know you thought that," a blonde midget said from underneath her dress.

"Kyaaa!" Elizabeth screamed in shock. The trio spat out their Ales in shock.

"You filthy pervert! Control yourself!" Hawk yelled at the blonde, who stared blankly back, "Or I may have to teach you a lesson! After all, my power level is 3000!"

"Hawk-chan!" the waitress expressed in surprise.

"Say that from over the fire, you swine. Go clean up Ban's leftovers," Meliodas remarked dryly.

"Ha! Be glad Ban's food actually tastes good, peasant! Otherwise, you'd have me to deal with!" the pig retorted.

"Oi, Ban!" Meliodas raised his voice.

"Yea Cap'n?" the fox sin stuck his head from the kitchen.

"I'm feeling for some roast pig today. Think you can make some?" he commented, cleaning his ear.

"Eeeeek!" Hawk screamed in fear.

"Sure Cap'n," Ban agreed, entering the room.

"Ban, you traitor! I'm never talking to you again!" Hawk cried, hiding behind Elizabeth.

"Come on, Master. It wouldn't be that bad, you'd be the main course," Ban joked.

"Elizabeth! Meliodas and Ban are picking on me again!" the pig mourned.

"There, there Hawk-chan," the princess patted his head, comfortingly.

"WHAT'S WITH THAT PITYING LOOK?" Hawk yelled in shock.

Cling, cling, the bell by the door sounded as a hooded figure entered the bar. Shuffling, he sat in the farthest possible seat, in the corner.

"Ah, coming!" Elizabeth ran towards the new customer, checkbook in hand.

"It seems that you've upset him again. I suppose he should be comforted, I guess," a familiar voice entered the fray.

"Get away from me, you crazy- what the hell are you wearing?!" Hawk yelled in shock.

"Hello. Gowther, the goat sin of lust has arrived. I'll be helping as the new waitress," Gowther said, limply holding up a peace sign as a sparkle appeared.

"No," Ban and Meliodas denied in unison, shaking their heads.

"Was something wrong with my attire?" the pinkette asked dully.

"...Well since Gowther is back, I guess Merlin's probably here too then," the captain noted, arms folded.

"Your assumption would be correct then," the boar sin of gluttony confirmed, approaching the trio- er- quattro.

"Merlin! How was your trip? Did you find what you were looking for?" Meliodas asked cheerfully.

"That and more some. There are some interesting rumors going around in Liones lately," the magician revealed.

"Eh? Like what?" Ban asked in interest.

"They say that there may be an eighth sin, Captain," the grizzly sin of sloth entered the building, Diane right behind him.

"King! Diane!" Hawk yelled in surprise.

"Hello, Sir Pig," King greeted, floating on his pillow.

"Hey, King? Doesn't Hawk look extra yummy today?" Diane giggled.

"Right?" Meliodas agreed.

"You bastard!" Hawk insulted.

"Try me, Pig."

"Anyways, the whole kingdom's been talking about it. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it yet," the fairy king commented.

"...Apparently, she's been put on the death row, but managed to escape. A search warrant is out for her as we speak," Merlin continued her statement.

"She? It's a girl?" Meliodas wondered in surprise.

"Now, now, captain. You better not go be a pervert now," Diane reprimanded.

"Pervert? Whatever do you mean?" the blonde asked, rubbing Elizabeth's bottom.

"Just like that!" Hawk yelled.

"L-Lord Meliodas!" Elizabeth stuttered, dropping the beer in surprise. The foamy liquid spilt right onto the customer, "Oh my! I'm so sorry, I'll clean that up for you!"

"Whoops," Meliodas commented, groping her boob.

"Don't whoops me!" Hawk yelled.

"Mind your own business, swine."

"No, it's okay. It only got on my cloak," the customer said, taking off her hood and revealing her face.

That voice... Meliodas thought to himself.

Lowering the hood, a head of blue and black curls revealed itself, an electric blue eye staring back at them. However, this wasn't what surprised them, what did, however, was that the girl's face looked exactly like-

"Elizabeth?" they all stared in surprise at the familiar face staring back at them.

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What's this, another Elizabeth you say? Just what secrets hide behind this familiar face?

Remember to tell me what you think so I can improve on it and to vote if you like it! I'm starting to get the hang of writing these characters, sort of.

PS. The new picture comes from a YouTube manga animation video from Zacky-San. Man the Boar's Hat got huge! Gonna have to get used to this.