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How to train your Android

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Step 1. Know what to call your Android.

Connor: Hello I'm Connor. The Android sent by Cyberlife.

Step 2. Have a-umm- decent relationships with you Android.

Hank: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Connor: Searching for deviants.

Step 3. Don't shoot your- nevermind...

Hank: *shoots the wrong Connor* Fuck.

Step 4. Know that your android wants to die too.

Connor: How are you doing tonight?

Hank: I wanna fucking die.

Connor: Same.

Step 5. Accept that you both have no soul.

Connor: *gives Hank a balloon* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Hank: I don't have one either.

Step 6. Accept the fact that your Android might love you-your dog more than you

Connor: I love dogs.

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