How to train your Android
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Step 1. Know what to call your Android.
Connor: Hello I'm Connor. The Android sent by Cyberlife.
Step 2. Have a-umm- decent relationships with you Android.
Hank: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Connor: Searching for deviants.
Step 3. Don't shoot your- nevermind...
Hank: *shoots the wrong Connor* Fuck.
Step 4. Know that your android wants to die too.
Connor: How are you doing tonight?
Hank: I wanna fucking die.
Connor: Same.
Step 5. Accept that you both have no soul.
Connor: *gives Hank a balloon* I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Hank: I don't have one either.
Step 6. Accept the fact that your Android might love you-your dog more than you
Connor: I love dogs.
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