Me: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Connor.

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Hannor shipper: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Hannor.

Me: NO CONNOR IS THE ONLY ONE WHO IS HOLY IN THAT RELATIONSHIP!

Me: I DO KINDA SHIP IT- BUT ONLY IN A FATHER AND SON RELATIONSHIP- WELL I MEAN- FUCK I DON'T SHIP THEM AS FATHER SON RELATIONSHIP!

Me: Okay I do ship them as lovers- DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY! IT JUST HAPPENED! IT'S BETTER THEN CONNOR AND KAMSKI!

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Simon: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Markus.

Me: Sure-

North: Simon... 

North: How dare you...

Simon: It's not what it looks like Noth-

North: No... it's exactly what it looks like...

Simon: North don't do it!

North: Simon you need to...

North: BEGONE THOT!