I jump off of Thomas and onto the building I jumped on for Dauntless Initiation. I hope most of the Dauntless members still live in here. When I'm ready to jump off another building I fall into a ball pit. They must have changed that. After I'm done playing in the ballpit I get up and walk to the Dauntless headquarters. I see no one in the compound yet.

I reach the headquarters and see no one on the computers expect two people. Four and Christina are in the kitchen eating the last remnants of Dauntless cake. How could he! Tobias having a nice romantic meal with my best friend. I must confront them at once.

I stomp down to the kitchen and interrupt the two lovebirds but not before I have some cake. I slap both of them across the face.

"How could you have cake together. I thought you loved me Tobias." I scream.

He looks shocked. Like he's never seen a supposedly dead person show up and slap a couple.

"You see her too, Christina?" He whispers into her ear.

"Are you blind Tobias of course I'm here. Oh and btw some deadly teletubbies are coming our way."

He tries to embrace me and even kiss me. The nerve of that boy. He shouldnt be cheating on someone who he's cheating on me with. I shove him off of me but he keeps on trying to hug me. God he's so clingy.

"Tris. Your..your alive." Tobias says

"Well duh, why else would I be here. Get with it. Oh and why would you even be dating Christina. Well you didn't hear this from me but Thomas the train and I are like a thing now." I say trying to make him jealous.

"What do you mean. Oh this. It's nothing we were just eating cake and reminiscing the times we had with you. I love you Tris."

"Oh sure because know I'm even more super attractive and I'm dating a famous celebrity. Now you want me but you were all over here before you knew."

I am stopped by Christina pushing her palm into my face. "Ew. As if I would want to  date this piece of crap bye." She walks away but only to grab some more cake.

"How are you still alive. I saw your dead body and carried your ashes."

"Well it was a prank. I got you so good. And you were carrying Miley Cyrus's ashes you dumb twit. So anyways what should we do about the teletubbies."

"Eh. Let's just enjoy the few moments we have left and not even try to fight them back."

"I'm fine with that."

"Ummm. Tris there's something I want to ask you. Will you marry me." He says as he holds out a donut ring.

"Sure. Whatever. Can I eat the ring though."

"I wanted to eat the ring but fine."

"I have an idea. Let's go to the ball pit."

"Are you suggesting we go on a date."

"Duh."

Tobias and I frolic to the ball pit, leaving g the whole Fourtina thing behind us. Tobias gives me cake and I throw it in his face. And we live happily ever after. Jk.

Tobias turns his head to me. "I hear the teletubbies Tris. I'm scared."

"You're  such a wimp. I thought you were in Dauntless. You know we could just get a lot of Dauntless and factionless people to fight the teletubbies."

"Hey why didn't I think of that."

"Because you're stupid."

We go to the kitchen to get some more food but there's a teletubbie(idk what the singular form of teletubbies is sooooo) there. He tries to suck my soul but Tobias stabs him and carries me away. I pretend to be unconscious so he'll carry me and I won't have to walk. But I fall asleep anyways cuz sleep is bæ. I dream of teletubbies sucking Tobias's soul.

Oh my god this is crap. How do you people even like this. I feel like my chapters jeep on getting more lame.