SQUAD SHIT💉⛽️✨💘

meredith:
please can we go over the plan for tomorrow morning?

sammy:
again?

ava:
mere, we've done it three times now.

nate:
just scroll up and study it as many times as you want.

kari:
^^

chantelle:
^^

meredith:
it's not the same. i need to make sure that everyone else is clear too or else something is bound to go wrong.

gilinsky:

nate:
but i'm busy.

meredith:
busy doing what at 10pm??

gilinsky:
eating

nate:
taking a shit.

ava:

kari:

chantelle:
baby, that's nasty. you don't need to share that.

meredith:
guys pleaseeeeeee!!

sammy:
no meredith

ava:
sorry mere, i wanna sleep. we need to be up early for this flight.

kari:
exactly

johnson:
guys, one more time isn't going to hurt.

gilinsky:
BUT. IM. EATING.

meredith:
and this is why johnson is my favourite.

johnson:
i've always got you.

gilinsky:
johnson just pops out of nowhere to protect meredith's ass.

sammy:
he's whipped on a girl that's not even his.

nate:
nah he's whipped on a girl that he can't even get.

kari:
i think it's cute.

meredith:
exactly.

ava:
yeah, but also kinda creepy.

chantelle:
^ agreed

johnson:
i could protect your asses too if you want.

ava:

chantelle:
yeah, i'm good boo.

nate:
chantelle's got me to protect her.

johnson:
yeah, from how incredibly small your dick is.

sammy:
damn

kari:
triggered.

ava:

nate:
you're acting like we don't live in the same house and i'm not about to jump out of bed and pound you.

meredith:
OKAY please can we get back to tomorrow's plan, so we can all go to sleep already??!???

sammy:
yo we have a problem

kari:
what??

chantelle:
what happened?

sammy:
i can't find my passport

meredith:

gilinsky:
dude are you kidding??

sammy:
no, i'm serious. i can't find it.

johnson:
so you pack about a hundred condoms, but not even your passport?

nate:
condoms are vital on this trip.

chantelle:
VERY vital and i think everyone here can agree.

johnson:

sammy:
GUYS SERIOUSLY I'VE CHECKED EVERYWHERE IN MY ROOM WTF AM I GOING TO DO?

kari:
maybe it's in another room, babe

meredith:
this is EXACTLY why last minute checks are important yet you all thought i was being fucking obsessive.

nate:
yo once meredith swears, you know that shit is serious.

gilinsky:
someone call the bomb squad because she's about to explode.

meredith:
wow i hate you all.

ava:
i've been waiting weeks for this trip and had to do a lot just to convince my parents to let me go. so if sammy doesn't find the passport, i guess we'll see him in seven days...

gilinsky:
😂😂

johnson:
see you later, samuel.

nate:
adios amigos

chantelle:
😂

kari:
WTH NO HE'S COMING TO CABO. ignore them and just keep looking.

johnson:
lol kari can't you go seven days without sammy's dick? 🤔

nate:
^^

kari:
it's not about his damn dick, it's him that i can't go seven days without.

sammy:
so what have we learned? that my friends suck, but my babygirl's always got my back.

kari:
of course babe 😌

nate:
tHaT mY fRiEnDs sUcK bUt My BaByGiRl'S aLwAyS gOt My BaCk

sammy:
fuck you nate 🖕🏼

meredith:
OML SAMUEL GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND LOOK FOR THAT PASSPORT.

gilinsky:
i should recheck my luggage incase i forgot something too.

nate:
shit same 😅

gilinsky:
um has anyone seen my favourite puma hoodie??

johnson:
nope.

nate:
not for a while.

ava:
oh, you mean this one? 😬

gilinsky:
yes, that one...

ava:
sorry, it looks cute on me so i'm wearing it for the flight tomorrow. the girls even agree.

kari:
yeah sorry g, it is a cute outfit.

nate:
i'm telling you now, jack. you won't see that hoodie again so you might as well kiss it goodbye. chantelle NEVER returns my stuff.

chantelle:
YES I DO

nate:
my jersey

chantelle:
uh did you screenshot that from snapchat?

nate:
yeah? you looked cute mami.

chantelle:

chantelle:
but STOP LYING. i gave that shirt back.

nate:
after you let kari burrow it.

kari:
😬

chantelle:
but you got it back, washed and fresh so stop complaining.

sammy:
FOUND IT

meredith:
finally

kari:

ava:
but we were already privately planning the rest of the trip without you there.

gilinsky:
guess we'll have to go back to plan A.

sammy:
shut up. y'all would have been in tears if i didn't come. i'm the glue that holds this group together.

johnson:
THAT'S SO INCORRECT. it's meredith actually.

meredith:
🙂

kari:
seriously? i always thought it was me...

chantelle:
i know damn well that it's not me.

nate:
or me.

johnson:
it's meredith

sammy:
WTF IT'S ME.

gilinsky:
i used to think it was me but i'm not serious enough for that shit.

ava:
y'all are way too dramatic for me, so i can't handle that role 😴.

johnson:
it's mere...

sammy:
oh 👏🏼 my 👏🏼 god 👏🏼. get out of meredith's ass johnson.

gilinsky:
but he has a point, meredith is the mother of the group. you would have got to the airport tomorrow without a passport if she didn't tell us to do last minute checks.

chantelle:
^^^

nate:
true

kari:
^

ava:
^

meredith:
people are finally appreciating what i do. my work here is done.

meredith:
goodnight AND PLEASE WAKE UP ON TIME.

meredith:
I'M TALKING TO YOU BOYS.

johnson:
goodnight my sweet babygirl. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ava:
woah

chantelle:
damn boy

kari:
calm yo self

sammy:

johnson:
gilinsky just did that. HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

nate:
sure jan.

meredith:
😂

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LMAO this was so lit to make

but chapter one will be coming soon 🌴