Name: James Potter, Remus Lupin
Crime: throwing paper planes around the classroom
Suggested Sentence: remove the gum from under the desks
Additional Comments: That one you threw at my head really hurt, Potter.
Signed: Professor Flitwick

Name: Sirius Black
Crime: sleeping during class, multiple occasions
Suggested Sentence: Detention
Additional Comments: try and sleep more.
Signed: Professor Flitwick, Professor McGonagall, Professor Slughorn

Name: Peter Pettigrew
Crime: Not listening to instructions.
Suggested Sentence: Saturday Detentions for the next month and cleaning out each cauldron without magic.
Additional Comments: That could have caused a serious accident, you stupid boy.
Signed: Professor Slughorn

Detention Essay #6472 - Why it is a bad idea to conjure up muggle remote controlled cars and drive them around the grounds

By Sirius Black

I mean it's not as though we were actually hurting or even affecting anyone. Nobody was actually near the corridor at the time because it was a free period, and the time before, it was midnight, so we cast a silencing charm on the corridor, meaning we wouldn't wake anyone up. See? Look how thoughtful we can sometimes be. Anyway, you're quite welcome to join us for a race or two, Remus seems to be the best it, though he does have a slight cough cough massive cough cough advantage, he's had practice. Either way, I don't think this was essay worthy but oh well, what ever helps you sleep at night (the silencing charm should). How do you even know about it? It's not like anyone else saw us, unless... Minnie! You have the portraits spying on us? Thats an invasion of privacy! Surely you know better than that! I'm disappointing in you.

by a highly disgusted Sirius Black.

Comments:  To be fair, with the amount of trouble you get yourselves into, it could be a lot wore than portraits watching you. - Professor McGonagall

Detention Essay #6473 - Why it is a bad idea to conjure up muggle remote controlled cars and drive them around the grounds

By James Potter

But Minnie!!! That's not fair! You never let us have any fun! What did we ever do to you? Don't even think about answering that, its rhetorical. We didn't prank anyone or hurt anyone, we did all out work, (well most of it anyway, Sirius fell asleep). We are perfectly behaved students, don't you agree? Also rhetorical. None of you professors seem to understand us. We are stuck here for 24 hours every day, and it's not as though we are going to spend all that time just doing work, whether it is in lessons, or it is homework. (Which Remus normally does for us anyway.) If you won't let us play with cars then you are siriusly- hehe- gonna have to find us something to do. 
 

By an extremely bored James Potter.

Comments: Oh there are plenty of things i could get you to do, things like extra homework, detentions, and the list goes on. - Professor McGonagall

Detention Essay #6474 - Why it is a bad idea to conjure up muggle remote controlled cars and drive them around the grounds

By Remus Lupin

I'll be honest all I did was provide the cars, that was all. It wasn't even my idea.

By a confused Remus Lupin.

Comments: even so.- Professor Mcgonagall

Name: Peter Pettigrew
Crime: unauthorized travelling around the school at night.
Suggested Sentence: confinement to Gryffindor tower unless in lessons
Additional Comments: Still not entirely certain if he was sleep walking or not.
Signed: Professor Sprout

Name: Bilius Weasley
Crime: assisting the "Marauders" with a prank.
Suggested Sentence: Detention
Additional Comments: Teaming up with those trouble making boys is reason enough.
Signed: Professor Flitwick