Name: Remus Lupin
Crime: Ignoring the professor of Astronomy
Suggested Sentence: Lines
Additional comment: I don't blame you, Lupin. That "Professor", as I'm assuming everyone has realised, is nothing but a fraud, but I have to be seen giving out some punishment, but just know you are not required to do it.
Signed: Professor McGonagall

Name: Sirius Black and James Potter
Crime: Gambling
Suggested Sentence: minus five house points
Additional Comment: I suggest doing it a place where no one would find out about it
Signed: Professor Dumbledore

Name: Sirius Black
Crime: interrupting class too many times
Suggested Sentence: Detention
Additional Comment: Learn to be quiet Black
Signed: Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, Professor Sprout

Name: James Potter
Crime: Throwing soil about the greenhouses
Suggested Sentence: Staying after lesson to clean it up WITHOUT magic.
Additional Comment: New levels of idiocy
Signed: Professor Sprout

Name: James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Crime: Causing Gilderoy Lockhart to hang upside down from the Clock Tower for three hours without telling anybody
Suggested Sentence: Separate detentions
Additional Comments: Despite him Deserving it, it concerns the safety of students therefore is not permitted.
Signed: Professor Dumbledore

Detention Essay #5764 - why you should not play "hide and seek" around the grounds

By Remus Lupin

Honestly Professor, I checked every school rule (some are really unnecessary by the way, and some are just plain stupid. I mean what is the purpose of a rule that forbids riding muggle bikes around the grounds if no one owns one anyway?) and there wasn't a rule saying no playing hide and seek or any other fun games around the grounds, therefore it is perfectly acceptable. Also, expect three identical Essays on this topic because Prongs and Padfoot were also helping research rules and also know that it is allowed. So ha. Can't get around that one now can you? By the way, I need a new copy of the transfiguration homework since Sirius kinda er- ate

By Remus Lupin

Comments: I will speak to the headmaster about this - Professor McGonagall

Detention Essay #5765 - why you should not play "hide and seek" around the grounds

By James Potter

So Basically, me, Padfoot and Moony figured out that it's not forbidden to play hide and seek on the grounds since we researched all the long and boring school rules. I mean seriously, Minnie? How many rules does one school need? Surely not as many as there are. Most of then are pretty stupid as well if you don't mind me saying, which I'm hoping you don't. I came across one saying It is Forbidden to ride a flying motorbike through the corridors. Who the hell owns one apart from Sirius? Oh. That was probably written because of that wasn't it. That just makes me wonder, how many rules are there that were made because of Me, Moony, Padfoot and Wormtail? Sheesh. Must be thousands. Anyway, I'd like to see what you do about this, Mins, because we will do it again as I'm sure you've gathered by now since it is officially ALLOWED.

Yours truly, James Potter

Comments: I've just read Mr Lupin's essay and the same could be said for yours. I will be speaking to The Headmaster about this matter.

Detention Essay #5766 - why you should not play "hide and seek" around the grounds

By Sirius Black

sO basically Min-mins, this whole thing is pointless therefore I will write as little as possible. We read through all the boring and never ending rules and it turns out you are wrong, as much as it probably hurts you to read that. There was no rule saying against it and can I just say, I did not deserve that "A" on my transfiguration test because I TOTALLY ACED IT! I EVEN GOT REMUS TO HELP ME WITH IT AND HE SAID IT WAS CORRECT, AND I DON'T SEE HIM GETTING ANYTHING BELOW "EE"!

By a very annoyed Sirius Black

Comments: I have none, Black - Professor McGonagall