Name: James Potter
Crime: uncompleted homework
Suggested sentence: detention
Additional comments: I'm don't think there is a time when you haven't had a detention for this
Signed: Professor McGonagall

Name: Remus Lupin
Crime: Chocolate in the library
Suggested sentence: detention
Additional comments: I know you love chocolate Mr Lupin but I would much prefer you to keep it away from my precious library
Signed: Madam Pince

Detention Essay #4678 - Why you shouldn't cause random explosions throughout The school

By Sirius Black

So I can honestly say I have absolutely no clue why I am writing this because I don't see the harm in minor explosions across Hogwarts. I mean, its not as though anyone is gonna get hurt or anything. It's only light and sounds, not an actual explosion- how stupid do you think I am? Actually you know what, don't answer that. I can see you face, Minnie. I know what you are thinking. and I take deep offence from it.

Dying on this chair writing this,

Sirius Black

Comments: meet me in my office, same time tomorrow - Professor McGonagall

Name: Peter Pettigrew
Crime: Demolishing one of the stair cases on the fifth floor
Suggested sentence: 3 months detention
Additional comments: I don't even want to know how
Signed: Professor Flitwick