Name: James potter, Sirius Black
Crime: Setting Mrs Norris on fire
Suggested sentence: Detention with Mr filch
Additional comment: Honestly boys
Signed: Professor McGonagall

Name: Peter Pettigrew
Crime: Dropping too many teacups
Suggested sentence: Lines
Additional comments: any more and you will have to pay for them
Signed: Professor McKenzie

Name: Remus Lupin, James Potter.
Crime: Turning Mr. Snape's hair green.
Suggested sentence: essay on why they shouldnt turn his hair green.
Additional comments: now boys!
signed: Professor sprout

Name: Sirius Black
Crime: Attempting to eat a pixie on a dare
Suggested sentence: Essay on why not to eat a pixie
Additional comments: Never let me catch you at that again, BLACK!
Signed: professor McGonagall

Detention Essay #908 - Why I shouldn't annoy people so Much that they have to Chuck me out the green house window.

By James Potter

All I did was ask Evans out, its hardly being annoying as such. You see, she's sooo beautiful. Her gorgeous red hair, I just wanna run my fingers through it, you know? And her temper! I'm surprised that her chucking me out a window is the only thing that you've caught her doing today, she's hexed my quidditch jumper to say Prick instead of Potter, er...some other stuff which I am not going to rant on about. Oh by the way, have you noticed how green Evans' eyes are? They're so...so...green!
Anyways er...what was the point of this essay? Oh yeah. I can always get her to do something else if I 'annoy' her if being chucked out a window doesn't meat your expectations. OK I'm bored now.

By the most handsome guy in Hogwarts,

James brilliant Potter

Comments: None of that was relevant and yes I have noticed how 'green' her eyes are.
Now stop messing about or I will have to inform Mr Black of how you think you are the most 'handsome' boy in Hogwarts.
- Professor Sprout