I know the title is probably freaking you out, but please don't. I have this all planned out, and it won't end up with something toxic.

Mineta x Reader: Reality Behind A Pervert (Fluff)

Mineta's hot. And a little OOC. That's all.

Since the day you were born, you had done so many questionable things. People even wondered if something happened during your months in the womb that made you became the person you are today. You might have been weird, indescribably crazy and unpredictable, but it still didn't explain the fact that you liked Minoru Mineta, the Yueei's Perv.

The moment you told the girls about your deep dark secret, more than half of them offered you a trip to a mental ward. They didn't understand how you could be attracted to someone so ... unworthy. Except for his looks, Mineta had nothing. Nothing good, at least. The guy was a massive pervert who used every chance he had to peek at girls and his mind was constantly in the gutter. So why did you fall for him ? To be honest, Mineta wasn't too stupid and had got pretty good skills, but it wasn't enough to cover all of his bad doings.

"If you wanted a dork, you could have settled for Kaminari." - Ochaco sighed as she sat on her sleeping bag - "Then again, Mineta is smarter. But I couldn't understand what about that pervert is attractive."

"You didn't grow up with him, Ochaco ! I was Minoru's friend since we were three, I know about him more than all of you combined !" - your tried to protest, but it was pointless. Tsuyu looked at you from where she was lying and sighed.

"Was he this perverted when you were kids, kero ? I would like to know when his mind was stained, ribbit."

"Just listen to me !" - you cried out, visibly worked up since no one believed that you were telling the truth - "You guys didn't know the Mineta that stood up for me in middle school, nor the toddler that offered me cookies when I scrapped my knees ! There's more to him than just a pervert and I know it !"

"Alright, I'll drop it, but only because I'm sleepy. Good night."

Kyoka deadpanned as she unzipped her sleeping bag and crawled inside, the action followed suit by the remaining females. Huffing, you closed your own eyes and began to wonder just why your friends didn't trust you. Mineta was more than just a pervert, and you were going to prove it.

[...]

Monday quickly came, but you were ready. After returning from the sleepover at Momo's place, you were determined to show everyone in Yueei that Mineta wasn't as bad as they thought. You came up with a foolproof plan so that by the end of the week, people would realize that your friend wasn't just a pervert anymore.

Opening the giant doors, you stepped into class and almost instantly, your eyes swept through the space before landing on your best friend, who was scrolling through something on his phone. Seeing you, Mineta grinned and signaled you to come over.

"So, how's the sleepover ? Does Yaoyarozu has any sexy-"

"I'mma to stop you right there." - You deadpanned, cutting him off midsentence - "I'm going to offer you a deal."

"Oh ? It's not everyday the great [Y/N] offers you weed-."

"Shut up and listen."

You began to explain to Mineta how literally everyone thought that he was a good-for-nothing pervert, and you wanted to change that. You also told him about the conversation you had with the girls the night before (minus the crush part, since that would be embarrassing) to warn him about the fact that he could never get a girlfriend if he kept acting like a total creep. Once you were done, Mineta were visibly horrified.

"So you're saying that if I don't stop being a pervert, I'm going to be single ? Forever ?"

"Technically, yeah." - you threatened and crossed your arms, asking yourself why you were wasting your time with this touch-starved, horny person - "But as a good friend, I'll slow you how to be a gentleman without asking anything in return."

"Really ?!?! Thank you !" - the guy cried out and latched himself onto you by hugging your waist, his face buried in your stomach. You sighed and pushed him away, slapping his hands in the process. It didn't matter if you had a crush on him or not, consent was sexy and those groping hands wouldn't do any good.

"Now, all you need to do is to follow this." - you said and pulled out a piece of paper from your backpack before laying it on Mineta's desk - "One week through my course and you'd have more admirers than ever."

[...]

Day One - Respect Women

"Do we really have to do this ?" - Mineta whined as you tried to force him to go and apologize to the girls for being a pervert before - "I mean, you've just explained it to me five minutes ago."

You simply glared at him for an answer, and that was enough to make the purple boy shook in fear. Walking towards where the girls was sitting, Mineta sighed in defeat before clearing his throat, catching the females' attentions.

"I just wanna say ... Uh ..." - he trailed off slowly, feeling incredibly intimidated by the eyes that was burning through his skull - "I'MSORRYFORBEINGSUCHAPERVERTTOALLOFYOU !"

"...I can't understand you, ribbit."

"I'M SORRY !" - Mineta yelled out, startling everyone in the room. Even you who was eavesdropping from afar was shock from the volume - "I'm sorry for begin a pervert ..."

The girls gawked at him in utter disbelief, since not even in their wildest dreams Mineta would apologize for his nature (not that they dreamt of him). After what seemed like a breathless moment for class 1A, Hakagure was the first one to recover as she clasped her hands together and said.

"That's unexpected, but thanks ! I'm really happy you finally understood !"

"Oh, yeah ..." - Mineta said breathlessly, his mind racing. So that was how it felt talking to girls knowing that they wouldn't hit him. It wasn't bad at all - "I, uh, went to church."

You mentally facepalmed at the pathetic excuse. "I wEnT tO cHuRcH" - really ? Out of all things holy, and he choose the church ? Even you were doubting if the monks would let him enter the sacred place. His dirtyminded-ness would ruin the whole respectable and pure energy. Jiro stifled a choke, but an excepting smile was tugging at her lips.

"Sure, as long as you don't go back on your words, Mineta !"

"Go get them bro !" - Kaminari suddenly yelled, breaking the heart-warming moment - "Turn them to the dark side, with US !"

Alright, that was too much. You began 'pretended' to return to class from the cafeteria with drinks in your hands. You entered the class with fake surprise as you looked around, subtly telling Mineta to get out.

"Yikes, what did I miss ? You all look shocked. Did Kaminari finally lose it ?"

"Ah, [Y/N] !" - Mineta called out and pulled on your sleeves to drag you out of the class AGAIN - "Come on, let's go somewhere private and I'll tell you everything."

You closed the door just as you heard Kaminari wolf whistled. "I'm going to kill him." - you thought, but you soon returned your attention to the boy in front of you with a proud smile. Dropping the fake surprised look, you threw your hands around Mineta's neck and pulled him into a tight hug.

"You did it ! That wasn't so bad, wasn't it ?"

"Yeah, it wasn't." - Minoru smiled back as he returned your hug - "Thanks for giving me the courage to do it."

[...]

Day Two - Understand Women

The next day, you forced Mineta to come over after school to go through the next part of the course. The guy was so uncooperative that you had to physically dragged him by the ears through the streets, giving absolutely no mind to the passengers' whispers about you harassing a poor guy. Only if they knew about his true self and your attempts to help the horny child.

"So today's lesson is about understanding us women." - you said strictly as you stared at the boy sitting on your bed with a distance look in his eyes - "Hey, what's with that look ?"

"Your room changed so much ... I haven't been in year since 8th grade."

"What ... oh." - you said, voice cracking a bit - "Before the fallout, right ?"

"Yeah. What happened at that time [Y/N] ? Why did we have that arguement ?"

"I don't even know anymore." - you lied as you recalled the memory, feeling deflated a bit. But you soon regained your composure and continued - "So, the one big step to get a girlfriend is to actually understand how her mind works. Say, you saw a girl struggling to get something on a high shelf, what do you do ?"

"Come up and say 'Hey, need my help ? You'll only need to give me your number in return.'."

"Wrong !" - you exclaimed, smacking him with a thick book - "She'll get cautious and just move away from you. Just ask if she needed help. If she said no, just do it anyways."

"You seemed pretty knowledgeable about flirting, did you try it on anyone - "
You glared at him, and the guy was smart enough to shut up so that you could continue your lesson. After two torturing hours for Mineta, he was finally getting the hang of how women worked. Giving him a soda as a prize, you sat down besides him and grinned.

"That went well. I was half-expecting you to annoy the heck out of me, but you seemed to control yourself nicely."

You didn't hear him answer, so you turned around to look as him just to see him staring at a framed picture. Your heart skipped a wild beat as you realized what that was, and you got up to slam it down on the table top, but Mineta was quick to grab it before you did.

It was the picture taken when you were in 6th grade, with Mineta and another boy in the frame. You were sandwiched between them, one hand holding on Minoru's wrist while the other settled on the other guy's forearm. You and the male were smiling happily as the two of you looked directly at the camera, while Mineta was frowning at the seemingly older male. He was your cousin, well, before he did an unexpected action as suicide. Your eyes clouded over as your gaze hardened, eyes never left the picture.

"Kishuchi, he was fifteen, right ? When the picture was taken ?" - Finally, Mineta spoke up, breaking the painfully awkward atmosphere - "He was so amazing that I really do miss him sometimes ..."

"Shut up, you don't get to say that. After all, if he was so dear to you, why the hell did you skip the funeral for your friends ?"

You cut Mineta off, voice harsh with anger. After Kishuchi's death, you had a terrible fight with the boy, calling him all sorts of names. You were angry that Mineta could act so nonchalantly about someone's death, especially it was someone who cared about him so much. Your friend said that he was busy and couldn't make it, but you didn't believe him, not after he posted a picture of him hanging out with his friends just two minutes after the funeral ended. You didn't talk with each other for a whole year before Mineta approached you and apologized. You had agreed to never mention the topic again, but seeing Mineta talking about Ichigo as if he cared so much riled you up.

"I told you I was sorry already !" - Mineta said with an exasperated sigh, clasping a hand over his eyes - "You knew I adored Kishuchi !"

"It didn't seemed like that when you skipped the last chance to see him."

"Please, [Y/N]." - he pleaded, desperate to prevent an arguement - "Can we just let it go ?"

You nodder, but gave him the silent treatment for the rest of the day. Mineta knew, he touched a nerve.

[...]

You didn't bother continuing the lessons the next day, giving Mineta no mind in class. The boy was devastated to talk to you, but you were as cold as ice, ignoring him like he was air. Your classmates were worried about you two because even if Mineta wasn't the best person, he totally deserved a chance to explain.

At lunch, you quickly grabbed the lunchbox and dashed to the roof before Mineta could catch up. Despite having long legs, he sure was a slowpoke. You were happy to find that the roof was deserted, but it wasn't such a big deal since no one ever bothered to go such a sad place when they could hang out with friends. Only depressed teenage kids with relationship problems like yourself were there. As you went into your mind palace and slowly devoured your lunch, you heard the sound of the door opening, followed by an annoying voice you liked so much.

"[Y/N], stop hiding." - Mineta stated, his voice weaker and lacked any real feelings - "You can't run forever anyway."

"Get the hell away from me before I slam your head into the door and choke you so bad that not even Jiro could hear you gag."

"Kinky." - he said, but composed right after seeing your unamused expression - "Sorry, I'll stop. Just let me explain, please ?"

You kept staring at him without saying anything, simply waiting for Mineta to talk. The boy checked your body language for a moment before speaking up.

"That wasn't my friends, they're my cousins. I didn't know that Kishuchi, you know, but my cousins wanted me to go with them for food. Not until the day after the funeral that I know the news."

"As if." - you chimed in, eyes narrowed - "I texted you."

"My phone died. And when I went to find you, you avoided me like I was a pervert. I mean, I know I am, but you get what I mean."

You stifled a snort, but it wasn't effective. You burst on into full crack mode, forgetting the fact that you were mad at Mineta. The guy, seeing that, also laughed and walked towards you, wrapping you in a hug.

"Sorry [Y/N], I didn't know you were that angry."

"There's a lot of things you don't know about me, pervert."

"I do know that you like me a lot. I like you to, so that's one less problem settled." - Mineta said cheekily, freezing you to the spot. Once you regained your conscious, you pushed Minoru away with a scoff - "What's that for ? I did you a favor by saying it first !"

"If you think I'll let you say that after making me mad, then you've got another storm coming my bro."