Third Person Alex POV

Alex awoke with a snort, and sat up, yawning. He glanced down and saw he was in an oversized grey shirt and boxers. He stretched, and grabbed his phone from his dresser, turning it on and scrolling through YouTube.

A ding was heard from the phone, and Alex opened his messages to see a new text from the group.

The Cult™

AndPeggay: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're a criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you

MacoroniMagenta: remind me again why I'm in this group chat

PanPanic: Peggy whomst the fuck

CinnamonRoll: sounds like a poem

Bitchslapper: a weird poem

FlyingTurtle: I mean, she does have a point tho

Horserider( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): true

Alex smiled and typed a response.

HamAndCheese: she probably got that from a shower thought website or some shit like that

FlyingTurtle: Yep, or a Fortune Cookie

AndPeggay: maybe

AndPeggay: also shut up John you're just agreeing with Alex because you love him

FlyingTurtle: shut up Peggy

Bitchslapper: its true John, you always stare at him so intensely, it looks like you're eye-fucking him

mariadumptruck: lmao yeah you do

HamAndCheese: lol

Horserider( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you cant talk Alex, you don't look any better than him. At one point you were drunk you said you didn't mind if he stripped in front of you

Alex groaned and buried his face into his pillow, before looking back up at the ding of his phone.

PanPanic: whatever mon amis I got class now bye losers

HamAndCheese: bi

Bitchslapper: bye

Bitchslapper: also I saw what you did there Alex

It'd been about a week since the crew had coffee together, and honestly, from the texts Alex got, He can see why they call themselves a cult.

Throughout the entire week, Alex has been getting messages about the weirdest things. Most of the messages are just arguments about stupid stuff Peggy texted.

Alex yawned and set his phone down, laying back down for a moment.

"What time is it?" A voice was heard from across the room, and Alex looked over to see John rapidly typing on his computer, his eyes glued to the screen. Alex looked to his phone again. "9:00 exactly."

"Shit." John shut his laptop, and got up, grabbing a bag and making his way to the bathroom to fix his hair.

Alex took a look at John's outfit as he got up to get ready for his 9:10 class.

John was wearing a green long-sleeved shirt with black shorts and white flip-flops; his hair, which was down before, was put into a regular bun.

He slid out the bathroom, and dashed out the door, a dry piece of toast in his mouth.

Alex sighed and chuckled, and slipped on some black sweatpants to accompany his oversized shirt, grabbed his computer, slipped it into a black bag, and grabbed his phone, before walking out the door, ready for class.

Peggy's POV

After sending the Cult™ a shower thought, I decided that, with all the sexual tension between John and Alex, I made a new group chat in honor of that.

Lams Operation

AndPeggay: perfect

Bitchslapper: pegs wtf

Horserider( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ^ my thoughts exactly

BurningTheHouse: wait wtf is a lams. meat? Lamb chops?

BurningTheHouse: and why aren't Alex and John in this chat

AndPeggay: i decided, with Alex and John probably having wet dreams about each other, I was going to assign an operation to get them together

AndPeggay: I call it Operation: Lams

Horserider( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I'm interested

AndPeggay: and the name is their names combined

BurningTheHouse: oh

AndPeggay: So, y'all down

Horserider( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I'm down

PanPanic: in class rn but I agree

BurningTheHouse: same

Bitchslapper: weirdass operation name but sure I'm in

AndPeggay: yes! Mk, any ideas on how to get them together?

PanPanic: well, I heard there was a party at Thomas's house, so how 'bout we set them up there

Horserider( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): y e s

BurningTheHouse: ^^

Bitchslapper: agreed

AndPeggay: then it's settled, by the end of the year, they'll be together

Peggy smirked and put her phone away, before getting ready for class, excited for the party.

I UPDATED A CHAPTER YAY

Sorry this one was so lazy, I got an idea for another LAMS AU, and this time it'll be interesting, so this chapter was sort-of a filler

Don't worry it'll get interesting (hopefully)

You'll get your taste of Lams soon

Anyway goodbye

-Ham