Dean: Hey Cas. I'm on a crappy motel room right now. The hunt's gonna take a little while longer than we expected. Sorry bout that.

Castiel: Thank God, Dean, you're finally online. It's okay, you don't need to worry. How are you?

Dean: Well, to be honest, I miss u baby. Wish you were here with me right now. Laying beside me... in my arms...

Castiel: So do I, baby.

Dean: So, how are you?

Castiel: Well, I'm missing you terribly, already.

Dean: I promise I'll be back as soon as I can. But I need you to tell me if somethings goes wrong or if you're not alright.

Castiel: Of course. everything is okay, except you're absent.

Dean: HEY CAS THIS IS SAM, DEAN IS FLIRTING WITH A GIRLLL

Castiel: wait WHAT? DEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBUTT TALKING ABOUT?!

Dean: oh my god, Cas, baby, it's me again. Sam stole my phone and tried to pull a prank on you.

Castiel: prove it

Dean: how could I be in the motel and flirting with another chick?!

Castiel: Dean Winchester, you could flirt with a chick even in an abandoned forest if you wanted to. But it's okay, I trust you. But tell your brother to shut the fuck up.

Dean: I appreciate that you trust me. But I can't shut him up he's giggling like a teenager. So pleased with himself that he could make you jealous.

Castiel: What are you talking about? I wasn't jealous. Definitely not.

Dean: Yeah sure babe. "Dean Winchester bla bla I'm so jealous bla bla bla"

Castiel: Shut up.

Dean: make me

Castiel: why do you always have to be that horny?

Dean: cmon if anyone else had an angel boyfriend like you, believe me they woul be horny too.

Castiel: well... I suppose you are right.. Any way, where's your intelligent brother now?

Dean: oh he's at a bar. And you know what I changed my mind. I'll go to the bar too... Where there will be women... and drinks... and women...

Castiel: DEAN WINCHESTER I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MAKE A MOVE CLOSER TO THE BAR IT WILL BE YOUR LAST ONE

Dean: "oh I'm Castiel an angel of the Lord, I'm in love with a hunter but I'm terribly jealous when women get close to him oh"

Castiel: You know what? You can go. I don't care at all..

Dean: Cas you know I wouldn't dare to even look at anyone besides you. I love you. You're my everything.

Castiel: I know, Dean I love you too.