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#BUKAN DESIME|| Some shit with some my rl and Online Friends (part 1)

Wkwkwk ini bukan soal desime kali ini tapi bareng temen2 satu angkatan SMP w dan teman online, jadi aku pake nama asli mereka :V. Just some inccorect Quotes.





Azka: are you a cuddler?

Nesta: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC--- yeah i'm a cuddler.





Maliq: Good morning!

Randy: Good morning!

Insan: Good morning!

Kipli: Ugh, you all sound like fucking robots. "Good morning", "good morning", spice it up a bit, would ya?

Abay: 'sup fuckers!





Kirei: i've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Risda: i witnessed the dumb stuff.

Roofi: i recorded the dumb stuff.

Me: i joined the dumb stuff.

Virly & Nesta: AND WE TRY TO FUCKING STOP THE DUMB STUFF.






Deitra: i'm a brave driver

Marshall: YOU NEARLY RAN INTO LIZHA!

Deitra: yep, i'm still a brave driver

Marshall: oh for the love of Ravenpaw...





Alika:here you are Dinda, nice hot cup of coffee.

Dinda:oh, it's cold.

Alika: Nice cup of coffee.

Dinda: it's horrible!

Alika: cup of coffee.

Dinda: i'm not even sure it is coffee.

Alika: cup.





Alena, banging on the door: Yasmin, look up!

Yasmin: well, it all started when i was a kid...

Keyput: no, she meant---

Alefy: let her finish.





Sulthan: The glass is half empty.

Fadil: I think the glass is half full.

Sulthan: I think you're full of shit.





Kemal: How's the most handsome man in the world doing?

Nadine: *without looking up from phone* I don't know,how are you?

Kemal: *Voice cracking* im fine.





Me: i'm going to sing a song for you all.

Everyone: what is it?

Me: it called "my life so far"

Me: *inhales and play a chords*

Me: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everyone: *R.I.P their ears*





Acca: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Chinyaan: Killed without hesitation.





Feli: Where's Ani?

15: Ani ate my last stick of gum, so i killed her. Do you think that was wrong?





Nafsi: sorry i'm late.

Arum: what happened?

Nafsi: nothing, i just really don't want to come.

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