Simulator: The Percy Jackson series.

Mal: OMG! I heard that Percy is cute!

Evie: Same here!

Ben: Aren't I cute?

Doug: Yeah, what Ben said.

Mal: Yeah Ben, you're cute. But Percy is cuter.

Evie: Definitely. Sorry Doug.

Doug: Whatever.

Audrey: Well I like the book series.

Mal: You read?

Audrey: Yes Mal, I read. Do people really think that I don't read?

Mal: Yes.

Evie: Yup.

Jay: Sorry babe, but yeah.

Carlos: Yeah. You don't look like the reading type.

Jane: Every time I see you pick up a book, I get surprised.

Lonnie: Same here.

Doug: If you read, why do you act dumb?

Ben: Speaking as though you never read while we were dating, color me surprised.

Audrey: Well, in any case, I agree with Mal and Evie: Percy is cute.

Mal: Yes!

Evie: Another girl on Team Percy!

Audrey: Well, at the beginning I was on Team Luke, but then he betrayed Percy and Annabeth, so then I switched to Team Percy.

Mal: Who cares! Team Percy, for the win!

Simulator: Girls! This is going to be like Twilight all over again!