Simulator: The Heroes Of Olympus!

Mal: Is it a spinoff of Percy Jackson?

Ben: I believe so!

Evie: Yay!

Jordan: What's Percy Jackson?

Carlos: That's right! You weren't here when we read it. Basically, it's about this kid named Percy Jackson and his father is Poseidon. He finds this out and the fate of the world is on his shoulders. At the end of the last book, the Oracle, Rachel Elizabeth Dare read a new prophecy. Instead of it being A half blood of the eldest gods,

Mal: Shall reach 16 against all odds,

Jay: And see the world in endless sleep,

Evie: The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap,

Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos: A single choice shall end his days, Olympus to preserve or raze!

Jordan: Isn't raise a good thing?

Mal: Not that kind of raise. The raze we used means to be destroyed. Anyway, instead it's Seven half bloods shall answer the call,

Jay: To storm or fire the world must fall,

Evie: An oath to keep with a final breath,

Carlos: When foes bear arms at the doors of Death!

Jordan: Oooo! Sounds scary!

Evie: It's not. It's actually quite comical.

Jay: Yeah! Like in book three, they make dam jokes.

Jordan: Excuse me?

Carlos: Not the dam your thinking of.

Mal: Yeah. It's D-A-M dam.

Chad: Let's take this one book at a time. Starting with Lost Hero.

After Lost Hero

Lonnie: Is it just me, or does Jason seem useless?

Ben: I don't think he's useless.

Audrey: Come on Ben. He's useless.

Jordan: Jason has a purpose later in the series. I can feel it.

Mal: Same here.

Evie: I can't believe that the Greeks aren't the only demigods in town.

Jay: I know!

Jane: So, should we move on?

Jordan, Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos: Son of Neptune! Son of Neptune! Son of Nep-

Lonnie: Okay, we get it!

Chad: And next up, Son of Neptune, the daily life of the Lost Hero, Perseus Jackson!

After Son of Neptune

Mal: No! Reyna, stop hitting on Percy! Or else Annabeth will kill you and I kinda like you!

Evie: Frank and Hazel make a cute couple.

Jay: Agreed. I really hate Octavian, that son of an augur!

Jordan: Same here. I can't believe that Hazel died and came back to life!

Mal: Same!

Jordan, Mal, Carlos, Evie, and Jay: *continues talking about the random jokes in the book*

Everyone else: Ahem! You guys done yet?

Mal: Yes, sorry. Let's continue.

After Mark of Athena

Evie: May I be the very first to say, WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT!

Mal: I KNOW! Also, TEAM LEO!

Evie: TEAM LEO!

Jordan: TEAM LEO!

Audrey: TEAM PERCY!

Lonnie: TEAM JASON!

Jane: TEAM FRANK!

Mal: 'Behold the god's chosen beverage!'

Evie: 'Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!'

Jordan: 'Oh no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!'

Jay: 'Frank the happy eagle!'

Carlos: 'Fiery pink ball of death!'

Mal: Nico di Angelo!

Ben: Are you guys done yet?

Mal, Jay, Evie, Carlos, and Jordan: No! *continues talking about the book*

Audrey: *over the others* Okay! We're starting House of Hades! If you wanna listen, then shut up!

Mal, Jay, Evie, Carlos, and Jordan: *stops talking and looks at Audrey*

Audrey: Thank you.

After House of Hades

Mal: *crying* I'll never be able to look at the stars the same way again!

Evie: BOB! *sobbing into Mal's shoulder*

Mal and Jordan: *patting Evie* I know honey, I know. Uncle Rick killed Bob. It's okay.

Jane: Are you guys seriously crying over a character in a book?

Mal, Evie, and Jordan: *sobbing uncontrollably* YES!!!!!

Jane: At least the boys aren't doing it.

Carlos and Jay: DAMSEN!!!!!!!! *sobbing uncontrollably*

Jane: Never mind.

Mal: *crying* He made a vow to Calypso!!!!

Mal, Jay, Evie, Carlos, and Jordan: *sobbing*

Guard 1: We heard crying!

Guard 2: Is everything okay King Ben?

Ben: They're crying over book characters. They're fine. Go back to your posts.

Guard 1 and Guard 2: *leave the room*

Audrey: Can you guys stop crying! They're just stupid book characters!

Mal: Ben! The mean daughter of Aurora insulted my favorite person! *continues crying*

Ben: *glares at Audrey* Why?

Audrey: *yells over crying* IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, THEN YOU HAVE TO SHUT UP SO WE CAN READ! *crying and sobbing stop*

Mal: Okay. Continue reading.

After Blood of Olympus

Mal: The ending was so sad!

Jay: Agreed.

Jordan: What happened to Leo!

Evie: Where's Leo Valdez, the Super Sized McShizzle!

Ben: Okay, we're done! Simulator, roll credits before they start crying again!

Simulator: Credits.

Ben: What?

Simulator: You told me to roll the credits, so I did.

Ben: Good grief!