Mal: Ugh, Jay, can you give me a break? Can't you see that I'm tired?

Jay: For the record, I can tell that you're tired and I'm not going to give you a break because I'm evil like that.

Mal: I absolutely loath you.

Jay: Ooo. Big words. What's that supposed to do Mal, scare me?

Ben: Okay, what's going on?

Mal: For game night tonight, Jay is making us do hardcore, and I'm absolutely worn out, but Jay won't let me take a breather.

Jay: And I won't let her take a breather because I want my best friend back.

Mal: (insert strawberry emojis)

Ben: Mal, why are you sending random strawberry emojis?

Mal: Why else, to annoy Jay. (Insert strawberry emojis)

Jay: Wow Mal, very mature. If that's the case, (insert snake emojis)

Mal: (insert strawberry emojis)

Jay: (insert snake emojis)

Audrey: Can you believe that we're dating idiots. Or in your case, can you believe that your married to an idiot.

Mal: Hey!

Jay: We take offense to that.

Audrey: I (insert heart emoji) you Jay.

Jay: I'm still offended.

Ben: And for the record, I wasn't going to agree with Audrey Mal.

Mal: Okay, you are forgiven, Audrey, not so much. (Insert angle emojis)