Mal: OMG! Percy! I found this funny picture on the internet that I really like. #princessoctavian

Percy: You're kidding. I'm going to forward this to everyone on the Argo II.

Mal: Okay.

Annabeth: OMG! That is so funny!

Mal: I know! Why do you think I showed it to Percy first, or should I say Persassy.

Piper: What?

Mal: It's this thing on Wattpad where they make Percy super sassy and they call it Persassyeus Jacksasson.

Hazel: Pluto's Paldrens that a mouthful.

Frank: Mars Almighty! Jason isn't going to like #princessoctavian. You walked into the bear's den Mal.

Jason: No, it's okay. I think that it fits in with Octavian's personality. Though he makes the princess WAY uglier. #princessoctavian.

Octavian: Not cool. Not cool at all.

Hazel: Really? Because everyone here in the 5th Chort is laughing their socks off!

Frank: Yeah. Even Reyna is laughing.

Reyna: It's true. Even my dogs are laughing.

Nico: Okay, I'm making a giant billboard that has that on it so Octavian can be humiliated on many different levels.

Octavian: Not cool son of Hades, not cool.