Disney Movies
Mal: Okay, everyone, let's watch some movies.
Ben: What movies?
Mal: Any movie.
Evie: I want to watch Maleficent.
Mal: NO! I don't want to see a movie where my mother is a hero. No offense to the heroes of Auradon.
Heroes of Auradon: None taken. We wouldn't want to watch it either.
Audrey: My vote is Sleeping Beauty.
Mal: Shocker.
Audrey: What's that supposed to mean?
Mal: You're Sleeping Beauty's daughter! Of course you want to watch it!
Chad: Don't judge me for my vote, Cinderella.
Amy Tremaine, Gabriella Tremaine, and Lord Anthony Tremaine: NO! We don't want to see our parents being Evil!
Grizella, Anastasia, and Lady Tremaine: HEY!
Amy Tremaine, Gabriella Tremaine, and Lord Anthony Tremaine: Sorry Mom.
Doug: SNOW WHITE!!!!!!
Evie: No.
Doug: Oops. Kinda forgot that my girlfriend is the daughter of the villain in this movie. Sorry Evie, I love you Evie.
Evie: You're forgiven. It's hard to stay mad at my little dwarf.
Evil Queen: Evie! You're dating a dwarf!?
Evie: Yes mother, I'm dating the son of Dopey. If you have a problem with that, you can take it up with my best friend who just so happens to be in possession of Maleficent's Spellbook.
Mal: I like strawberries. Uh, I mean, mess with Evie, I will hurt you.
Evil Queen: Well, I never....
Ben: Really Mal, you like strawberries? We NEVER would have guessed.
Mal: Zip it Ben!
Ben: Yes mam. And for the record, my vote is Beauty and the Beast.
Evie: Quoting Mal here,
Jay, Carlos, and Evie: Shocker.
Freddy Falcier: I want to watch Princess and the Frog.
Mal: Really?
Freddy Falcier: Yeah, Dad never talked about his story so I'm curious.
Mal: Okay.
Carlos: And I kinda want to watch a movie called Descendants.
Mal: Carlos!
Carlos: What?
Mal: That is our story! And by our, I mean you, Jay, Evie, and myself. We don't have to watch it since we already lived it! Not to mention, the movie is incredibly inaccurate and I hate what they did to Evie and my's good names.
Evie: What did they do to our names?
Mal: They made them into lip balm flavors.
Evie: Oh goblins! What did they do with my name?
Mal: Apple of my Evie, Evie Baked Muffin, and Sweet Vanilla Evie.
Evie: Oh goblins! Those are horrible name flavors. So I get apple, muffin, and vanilla. What do you get?
Mal: Sweet Malberry Pie, Magnificent Malmallows, and Malevolent Chocolate.
Evie: Oh goblins! Those names are worse than mine! So you get mulberry pie, marshmallows, and chocolate.
Mal: Your flavors are way better.
Evie: Agreed. Who came up with this stuff?
Mal: No clue. But whoever did, I will personally kill them.
Evie: Agreed.
Jay: Can we stop talking about lip balm flavors and get on to choosing the movie?
Mal: Sure, and I want Into The Woods.
Jay: Why, does it have dancing strawberries in it?
Mal: No, it's a musical. It seems really funny.
Lonnie: It is hilarious, and I want Frozen.
Jane: I want to watch Big Hero 6.
Cora and Alex:As long as it isn't Peter Pan, we're good.
Rubi: Little Mermaid!
Gaston (1) and Gaston (2): Planes!
Carlos: Here's an idea, how about we watch all of them!
Everyone: Okay.
Everyone has logged off to watch Disney Movies.
Magnus: For those of you who care, 13 more days until everyone gets phones so they can be on Facebook.
Magnus: Samirah al-Abbas here, Magnus, why are you stalking these people?
Magnus: Magnus again. Sam, I'm stalking these people because I don't have anything else to do.
Magnus: T.J. here. You can train.
Magnus: Halfborn. And talk with shield brothers.
Magnus: This is Mallory. Don't forget, shield sister. Not everybody on this floor is a guy Halfborn!
Magnus: Halfborn. Sorry Mallory.
Magnus: This is Blitz. Why do we keep stealing Magnus's phone?
Magnus: Hearth was here. No clue.
Magnus: Magnus again. Then stop stealing my phone!
Magnus: Okay, I'm logging off so people will stop posting from my account.
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